What does human meat taste like?
I have eaten shark before.
It was a fillet, cooked on a skillet, with a little white wine, and cracked pepper. The taste was absolutely amazing.
Now when a Shark eats a human, do you think they enjoy the taste?
>>8528205
It tastes like pork. We are the long pig. Sharks don't enjoy the taste of us, we are too lean.
Probably like a shitty version of pork
They probably don't enjoy it. The average human probably tastes like stale french fries and rotten pig.
>people eat what tastes good
>people wouldn't taste good
ok
>>8528210
The long pig?
>>8528250
yeah, humans are called "long pig" i think by cannibals because we taste like pork.
or some shit idk
The meat is good, very lean, don't bother with the fat though it's shit.
>>8528237
>Cow eats grass
>Doesnt taste like it
Really makes your brain engine overheat
>>8529208
Yet their bodies are literally composed of the compounds from the grass. Human bodies are composed of all the delicious complex compounds they've been eating.
For maximum flavor, force your victim to eat every meal with you for a couple years THEN eat them. Or possibly eat someone who's only eaten human for two previous years?
Also, I'm pretty sure eating so much human, especially rare would give you supernatural powers? Or prion disease? Or both?
Would an american taste any different from a european?
The japanese soldiers would eat POW meat during WW2 too. Referring to it ass waito piggu longu
>>8528205
human meat is quite sweet. I don't recommend eating human brains that can give prion disease. My favourite cut is the cut from the buttocks of Indian children. Each year I buy about a dozen to eat with my friends absolutely delicious and it pairs well with cognac.
>>8529436
>eating poor people
From a medical standpoint, it's probably safer if you eat someone from a Western country where vaccines are typically given at an early age and reduce the risk of getting some sort of nasty third-worlder disease
>>8529445
>Eating GM meat
Enjoy your autism.
>>8529455
I laughed for ten minutes even though this thread is shit.
>>8528205
Children are akin to veal in terms of texture, adults are grainy and tough, adolescents tend to make the best cuts in terms of texture to flavor ratio. Much like animals the diet of the human has a strong affect on the taste. Think something along the lines of a sweeter wild boar.
>>8529466
Why would you think we tasted anything like monkeys
>>8529345
For prions just avoid eating brain and stuff related. Thats where most power is tho, so kinda pity.
Anyway the stuff you eat is broke down into basic nutrients so it has little to nothing to do with flavour. A healthy diet probably brings out best flavour tho
>>8528205
Depends on the cut although human ass meat in it's raw form tastes like salmon sushi
Eat it every year or so a few times, hunting's hard though
>>8531838
Not if you separate the young ones from the herd
>>8529424
>>8529345
Isn't that what Hannibal was doing in Season 3 with the pretty lady
>>8529351
>burger meat
>>8529791
Because we share an enormous amount of DNA, probably. It would be like comparing zebra and horse meat.
>>8532875
>zebras and horses eat literally the same food
>monkeys eat fuckton of leaves and mostly fruits, while humans eat mostly processed grains and fuckton of meat
yeah no, there is no way that human tastes like monkey, the taste should be more similiar to pigs since they get fed with a lot of animal byproducts
would downers taste like a potato
>>8529351
>eating a man filled with cum vs eating a man filled with cheeseburgers
Really puts the old noggin into hyperdrive
>>8528205
From what I understand, human flesh tastes a lot like pork.
>>8528205
just like pork but a bit harder to chew
>>8528205
It probably enjoys the process of feeding, but I doubt they are able to taste much as that isn't really a skill they need to rely on. I assume something like a bullshark would have a much better sense of taste than a great white.
>Unlike the human tongue, or the tongue of other animals, the shark's tongue can't really move. It has no taste buds. The shark does have taste buds on the lining of its mouth and throat.
>>8528205
He said it tasted like pork and veal.
>>8528210
>WE ARE THE LONG PIG
>>8529351
the cannibals of new guinea say white people are salty. apparently Japanese tourists are the tastiest .
>>8528210
>we
Speak for yourself.
>>8528879
I heard about that too. Apparently the Jews in Germany would kidnap children/use orphans as meat to sell to financially effected Germans. Apparently they'd make a lot of sausages out of the children so people wouldn't know what they were eating.
Fucking Jews man. Evil people. No wonder why the Germans wanted retribution in WW2
C'mon, didn't you guys hear? Cannibalism isn't cool anymore.
>>8528205
it's okay I guess
>>8534174
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haarmann
>>8534202
And?
That's a crazy serial killer who happened to be German. It's a literal part of Judaism to sacrifice children in blood rituals.
>>8534210
Insanity, the post!
>>8534138
Suggest a quick evaluation at Bedlam for you, crazyman.
>>8528205
From personal experience it's rather sweet for a meat. A little bit gamey but depending on how you season it, it can be good. I can see it being better if you were to combine human meat, pork chops, beef chunks and a bit of lamb into a stew of some kind or maybe ground it all together and make a sort of shepherds pie with mushrooms.
>>8528205
There's a professor of cultural anthropology I read about who in his course got students to eat tofu that he somehow made to taste what human meat would taste like so they could experience the sensation of living in a cannabalistic society.
>>8534273
That article confirms that it was not a normal, and in fact almost unheard of activity, you foul white trash.
>>8534273
>in the earliest cases which claimed that then-contemporary Jews reenacted the crucifixion
>the blood of the children of Christians is especially coveted
Yeah, I'm sure they gave a shit and this wasn't self-aggrandizing Christian paranoia
You'd literally have to be as dumb as or dumber than some bumfuck 17th century Puritan to believe it
>>8534334
Haha so naive. I really hope you don't learn the truth the hard way. God bless and be safe.
>>8534361
Watch out, sticking your head that far up your own ass is a form of self-cannibalism.
>>8534251
Maybe he's confusing Jews with Incans?
How long can i store a human body in a freezer?, I always thought that if I kill someone I would eat him some parts of him and some for my cats, just to get rid of the evidence
>>8534400
I'm not.
Hawaiians sat it tastes like spam.
>/ck/ Food & Ritual Sacrifice
>>8534623
would drunkenly scarf this down then do cocaine in the bathroom to persuade a bowel movement
>>8528205
there's only one way to find out
>>8534883
You sound like fun. I would hang out with you.
/pol/ pls go
>>8528205
Does that arm come with the watch?