What would happen if every delivery guy gets replaced by doggos?

>>8525482
The doggos could fuck each other and munch at the same time.

There would be dead dogs smashed beside empty pizza boxes all over the roads.

>>8525482
Faster pizza delivery

>>8525482
Doggo would get rich with tip like pimps

Cute doggo, have a slice. *feeds doggo*

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Eat pizza whilst enjoying consensual missionary intercourse with doggo

Would appreciate/10

It would result in fewer bad reactions when I pet the shit out of the delivery guy.

>>8525499
Your suppose to tip pimps? Well i'll be

>>8525482
Delivery men would invest in doggos and buy doggos. Companies would rent delivery doggos from pizza men for cheap price. 1 doggo = $3 per hour.

>>8525617
you're not tipping the pimp? he's gunna spit in your hooker next time

>>8525482

Would tip doggo 40 percent and support his fight for 15 treats an hour.

>>8525482
this is simply impossible the dang doggo would scarf the pizza but you could still pet him for bringing you the empty box

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>>8526035
Nah, he's a good boy

I might actually tip doggo bros.

I feel a lot less awkward about seducing the delivery man.