Vegetarianism (Romantically)

You give her a veggie dog as any other day. Analy of course

Lasagna is romantic. Make a vegetarian lasagna.

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>>8523829

Maybe I'll just make a mushroom carrot broccoli red sauce and pasta for dinner and when she asks for the home fries ill tell her thats for breakfast

>>8523821

Don't be stupid. Tell her to fuck off. You won't get laid, she will try to convince you to become a vegetarian, and soon you will be going to feminist rallies wearing a dog leash and a chastity cage.

Vegetarianism: not even once.

>>8523821

>>8523848
This is 100% accurate. Vegetarianism is the gateway to being forced into the vegan/SOCJUS cult by emotional manipulation. Get out now while you still have your sanity intact.

>>8523977
wrong
right wing vegans exist

>>8524018

Found the vegan

>>8523848
almost hot enough to be worth it

throw a gimp mask in there and i'm in

Make an eggplant parmy to go with it.

>>8524018
Please remember your family and friends, your loved ones. Leave the cult, they do not love you or care about your well being. To them you are nothing more than a tool.

>>8523821
eat her pussy

>>8524098
>eat her pussy

I have a vegetarian wife, and I can confirm that this works to satisfy a vegetarian on valentines day.

Also, mine likes pasta primavera... roasted mushroom ravioli from scratch... fried eggplant parm... pizza margarita - and that's just a small part of the italian side of vegetarian.

>>8524110

Sounds like a lot of work just to eat pussy...

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>>8524121

If you got a good girl, that's just the start of the extracurriculars...

>Valentimes
TINES! TINES! LIKE ON A FORK! TINES DAMMIT!

Dont try to impress a vegitarian with food theor taste buds are fked to begim with why even try?

>>8524164
>Not honoring the original gaelic spelling and pronunciation
>Balentimes