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Women eating food off men's plate

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Why do they do this? I order the food I want, they order something they end up not eating, and then they start eyeing up my plate?

Also

>"Im gonna make food do you want something?"
>"No darling"
>Make the amount of food I require
>She starts hovering over to my plate with wide eyes

I dont want to fight over food but I dont what to get meal-cucked.
Redpill me on women and food
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>>8522267
Make her get on her knees and beg like a dog
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Is sharing some food really that bad you fat cuck?
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why not just make more food than you require?
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Are you Joey from friends or something? How hungry are you, man, really?
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>>8522267
Fucking fat bitches.
I'd friendzone her before "jus lemme grab a few fries, bro".
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BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID
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>>8522279
How did you know I was fat? Shiiiiii
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>>8522267
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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>>8522267
They're mentally children.
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It's pretty common for anyone to just then realize they could eat once food is presented near them. Like when you're already eating at a restaurant and you eyeball what everyone else's waiters are bringing them. It's fun to look at food and imagine eating it, same with women.
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I wouldn't mind a woman doing any of those things. But I'm an ugly forever alone loser and the thought of a woman doing anything with me sounds appealing.
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>>8522267
Women like this are weak willed sluts. She didn't want the food until she was presented with it and gave into the temptation of eating your food.

You know what to do.
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>>8522267
Same reason family members do it, it's a weird way of bonding between people when you eat a bit of food that your boyfriend/girlfriend made. There's something nice about making a huge plate of food with 2 forks, eating off the same plate with a girlfriend.
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>>8522432
make her put the lotion in the basket ?
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>>8522437
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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>>8522436
seconding
bonus points if you take turns cutting off parts of steak for each other
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>>8522267
Always get a bit more food than you intend to eat.

That way if the woman changes her mind (as fickle minds often do) you can give her some, and if she doesn't, then you get to eat more and can get swole.
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>not ordering to share and having a bunch of tasty small plates and a couple of entrees to try new things and bond over good food

What are you, Midwestern?
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i hate women so much
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If your girl does the "blowjobs as rewards" thing just always make a second plate and get your dick sucked. I wouldn't reccomend that girl to begin with, but hey, you do you.
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The only person I allow to eat my food with impunity is my grandma. She could take my whole plate if she wanted.

Otherwise they gotta ask like a decent human being
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>>8522267
>bf grew up poor
>has a really bad problem with food boundaries
>eats really fast, is extra greedy, comes into kitchen when I'm cooking to scavenge food before it's ready
>if it's a shared meal I have to quicken my pace or 'reserve' what I want on my plate before he eats all of it
>judges cuts of protein and gets visibly upset if he feels the 'best' get taken
>will go for fresher food over older leftovers bc eating the leftovers was common when he was poor

>out at a restaurant
>order something delicious
>"Bf, make sure you order what you want bc I'm not sharing."
>food comes
>clearly isn't interested in own food and wants mine instead
>asks to try my dish
>will take the best looking piece of food unless I stop him
>some times he doesn't even ask and just gives me a stare as he lifts a fork/chopsticks over my plate to grab like it's cute
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I usually eat the protein on my gf's plate because it will probably go to waste.
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>>8522279
It is if I'm sharing with someone who claims that they don't want any.
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My gf literally can't finish anything. She gives me half of whatever she eats like she's conspiring to make me a lardass.
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>>8522267
>they order something they end up not eating
No shit, you're supposed to eat it, numbnuts. How new are you
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>>8522649

I grew up poor and hungry too but I don't behave like a child.

Funny how the world works
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>>8522649
He sounds like a badly trained dog
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>>8522649
Your bf is an uncouth piece of shit. I grew up poor as well, but jesus christ I learned tact despite.
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>>8522649
>Being this much of a beta

Have fun when he starts beating you
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>>8522279

If he works for a living it is indeed that bad, if he's making "the amount of food I require" as he said, as if she's then taking from that amount he'll end up malnourished
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>>8522762
>>8522771
It's only prominent if you grew up in a home with food problems specifically. He has deprivation/hoarding problems because food simply wasn't a guarantee.
Many poor parents still manage to consistently put food on the table while others neglect.
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>>8522649
It's always surprising the kind of shit people put up with just to have someone by their side
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>>8522806
You'll find someone eventually too anon, I'm sure you're quite the catch.
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>>8522800
Just don't have kids with him.

Manchildren make bad dads.
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>>8522267
Let me explain. It's like "I just quit smoking", and then somebody starts smoking right in front of them. All women want to lose weight, but then....
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>>8522806
It's ridiculous
>>8522808
You're dating a guy that literally acts like a dog
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>>8522279
I'm not OP but I have real bad problem with that.
To be fair I tell this to every girl I ever meet: "You can anything you want, as long as it isn't on my plate".
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Everytime I want to share food nobody ever wants it
but when I don't want to share, everybody suddenly wants it
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>>8522851

You probably want to share shit food. and keep good food for yourself
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>>8522290
>>8522267
>>8522339
>>8522432
>>8522458
>>8522513
>>8522791

I want /pol/ to leave
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>>8522885
t. Toasty Roastie
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>>8523151
>roastie
Well done, you've learned to spell it correctly.
Unfortunately you are still using the word out of context.
Lurk moar, newfag.
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>>8523154
Here since 2005 my lad
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> I'm a cook
> Wife is vegetarian
> Always cook her nice vegetarian dinners
> Doesn't mind me cooking quality protein for myself
> mfw I never have to spend money on two steaks
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>>8523163
>/ck/
>2005
Nope.
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>>8523163
You were posting on /ck/ in 2005?
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>>8522841
every one? you tell that to every single girl you day? each and every one? all of them? never missing and opportunity to tell that to each girl every time you enter into a relationship with a girl?
cool.
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>>8523181
>your hand when you have to unclog her vegetarian-shit clogged toilet because plunger and snake and dynamite isn't enough.
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>>8522267
I know a few people who are very uptight about their plate being theirs alone. These are the people who even order their own plates when going out to restaurants where the dishes ate meant to be passed around and shared. It's a quirk some people have. The solution to this is not to even ask your girl if she wants some food. Just make enough for two, and when she starts eyeing your plate fix her one for herself. On the small chance she passes on that offer you'll have the leftovers for lunch the next day.
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As long as women keep trying to play victim 24/7/365...

WOMEN WILL NEVER BE EQUALS TO MEN
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>>8523311
>As long as women keep trying to play victim 24/7/365...
>WOMEN WILL NEVER BE EQUALS TO MEN

But actually earning Equality takes work...

And work is hard.... but making signs and street rallies are FUN!! Yay!!!
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>>8523316
>And work is hard.... but making signs and street rallies are FUN!! Yay!!!

Modern feminists don't give a shit about equality.

All they want is some attention.

Give feminists any attention and they'll let you facefuck her until she vomits jizz.
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>>8523323
i bet you're a hit at cocktail parties.
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>>8523324
>i bet you're a hit at cocktail parties.

I bet you swallow without blinking.

More women should be like you.
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>>8523311
>>8523323
>>8523327
Jesus m8 I screen cap this and I can throw away my scissors
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>>8523323

True Fact: American Liberal rallies are BY FAR the easiest places to get laid.

Just agree with them, nod your head, and she'll start nodding her head real quick, if you get my drift... kek
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>>8522649
Wow, you put up with a lot of shit just so you can have another dude put his dick in your ass.
I guess you're a fag anyway though, so it makes sense.
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>>8522734
This has been my experience, both with my own partners and watching other couples eat (not obsessively). The man is usually the one who takes food from the woman during main course. It is a stereotype that the woman eats part of the man's dessert. It goes both ways in both cases.

In my case, the two of us generally offer food to the other before they get a chance to ask, because we both like food and would eat more than we needed anyway if we just stopped giving a shit.
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>>8522861
This happens to me with chewing gum. I will offer and people say no, but if I just take a piece out people will ask for it.
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>>8523673
My wife and I order based around the given that we'll be eating off each others' plates. "If you order this I'll order that so we get try both."
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>>8523323
>vomiting jizz isnt feminist

guess again
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>go to dinner with my mum, dad and brother
>We all order somethibg different
>Food comes
>We all grab a bite of each others plates, judge who has the best meal
What's wrong with you fucks? Why wouldn't you share with your family.
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>>8522267
>Why do they do this?

Because you let them, faggot.

It's one of many bitch tests they instinctively put you through to see if you're a real man, or a beta submissive pussy, and you've obviously proven to be the latter rather than the former.
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>>8522456
If you do that shit with your girlfriend, then you're not a boyfriend....you're a girlfriend.
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>>8523681
Ohhh, how cute. Which one of you bends over at the appropriate time?
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>>8523285
I think you need to brush up on your english
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>>8523308
Get your fucking hands off my plate you nigger. You don't just fucking take food from other peoples plate. Thats a power play. Go ahead and start taking food from you dogs plate and see what happens.
its just plain wrong.
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>>8522649
Hit him on the nose with a newspaper
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>>8523291
What is this meme? Shitting is more regular if you neglect meat a few days a week/go vegetarian
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Okay let me drop some red pills.
Taking some one else's food is a power play. It doesn't matter if they do it purposefully or not.
If your bitch is taking food from you she is doing one of two things
Testing your tolerance or showing her dominance.
Either way its bad for you to let her continue.
You must remember that women are like grown children. Never allow her to take food from your plate without permission. If she tries smack her hand away. Be firm.
If she asks to try some of your food almost always deny her. Be firm in this as well. Remember, being wishy washy will only make her lose respect for you. it is ok to offer her food but make sure it is to reward good behavior or on special occasion. Do not give into her puppy dog eyes, it will only encourage her begging.
Even when offering her food make sure it is clear you are ALLOWING her to share the food. When offering food do not let her touch your plate. Instead take food from your plate and place it on hers.
This will show how much of an alpha you are.
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>>8523822
Nice fetish, bro
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>>8523154
stay mad bitch
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>>8522885
we have been here for a while :^)
this is our home
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>>8522754
Same here. I just have started ordering less anticipating eating 3/4ths of her meal.
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>>8523769
i think you need to wash your fucking face you carnie fuck. go give someone three balls for 4 dollars.
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>>8522267
cuck and redpill

FUCK OFF BACK TO /POL/ AND STOP SHITTING UP ONE OF THE ONLY DECENT BOARDS LEFT....
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>tell my gf i am going to mcdonalds, ask her if she wants anything
>"no thanks anon"
>she always steals like half of my fucking fries when i get them
>ask her if she wants a small fries or something because i know she will inevitably take a lot of mine
>"no thanks, i'm not hungry"
>fine
>go to mcdonalds
>big mac combo
>"anon, im taking a couple fries! thanks!"
>say no, i just asked her if she wanted anything twice and she said no both times
>"well i just want a couple"
>give her a couple
>she repeats this process many times until most of the fries are gone

women are a meme
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>>8522267
Women do this with other women too. One of the reasons why they do that is because you ordered something they normally wouldn't get, and it looks good. Or that they would want it but not a full portion of it, just a bite or two. When they take bites of your food then a good 90% of the time they offer you some of theirs in return so it isn't really a big deal.
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>>8523924
I'm pretty good with women. Can't say I understand the thought process behind the discrepancies between their actions and words, but functionally I learned to adapt to them. If situations like that have happened more than once, just go ahead and get her fries preemptively. Just as some of us don't like to explicitly talk about certain things because they're embarrassing, some of them seem to be embarrassed by saying what they want. Try it. You may find it's a good opportunity to be gently dominant. I feel like at least half the women out there are into that. You already know what's going to happen so why turn it into a frustrating situation when you could take charge of it?
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>>8522267
>get meal-cucked.

What's up with some men being so worried about getting cucked.

I've never been cucked, will never be cucked, and don't worry about getting cucked - ever.

I think you guys have small penises... or were mistreated as children... or who the fuck knows.

Go back to your containment board.
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So you are down to spend time with her, have sex with her but not share a bit of your food with her? What's the big deal, are you living in extreme poverty or something?
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>>8522267
I only do it to my mom or anyone else I'm very, very close to. Otherwise I ask.
It's kind of like bonding in a way, I guess.
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>>8524044
>can't make any semblance of a rational argument
>try to insult them by talking about their dick
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>>8523905
Says the expert on exchanging balls for small sums of money
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>>8522267
just make 50% more food dude, is it so hard?
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>>8524054

Oh... Looks like someone hit a little close to home on the penis jokes!

That's rough man. Sorry about your microphallus...
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>>8524104
>gets BTFO
>tries the same shit again
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>Tee-hee! calories don't count when you didn't order it silly boys
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>>8522267
Every single time I take my woman out and we recieve our food she immediately says: 'yours looks better than mine' before even tasting anything and then asks to trade. I say no because I'm not a bitch
I swear that all women are mentally deficient
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I'm a man andme and my girlfriend do this to each other's meals.
It's partly because of the thrill. Like a sneaky bathroom wank only instead of masturbating, you're stealing a big chunk of steak while her back is turned.
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>>8523678
>I will offer and people say no, but if I just take a piece out people will ask for it.
Why do people do this?
I never ask people for gum it's so fucking weird.
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>>8524812
>>Tee-hee! calories don't count when you didn't order it silly boys
Goddamn I bet this is it. Fuck me.
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>>8527076
some girls are definitely like this
the mindset it "3 fries dont count" but then they eat 3 fries many times
this is a reason why many women cant lose weight when they are actively trying to, because they think all the small things dont matter, when they do. dont count sugar/milk/cream in coffee
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>"Oh, I'm not hungry."

When she pulls this shit, order her something anyway.
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>>8527093
>When she pulls this shit, order her something anyway.

Wrong.

Order your shit, and when the dumb bitch decides she's suddenly hungry and wants some of yours, you DENY THAT SHIT and scold her for being the child she undoubtedly is...
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>>8522267
All women are scavengers of food, money, and your last good nerve
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>>8522649
just want to say i appreciate this post. hilarious!! i was laughing the entire time i read it
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>>8522412
t. Ed Gein
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>>8522267
Get a better girlfriend maybe?
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>>8522649
if you had little retard kids, would you dress them up for the internet?
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>>8523822
Ok let me drop some science on you.
Women routinely take some of their partners foods as a test to see if they are a suitable mate and will share with them when the become pregnant and can barely waddle to the front of the cave and when they are immobilised after birth.
It's an evolutionary adaptation and I'd wager a lot of women don't even realise they're doing it.

If you need some anti woman bent so you don't drop your spaghetti think of it as me saying women are slaves to evolution or some shit.
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>>8522442
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>>8527950
Kek. Do you realize you kind of made sense with the first sentence or two and then dropped off into incoherent lunacy?
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>>8522267
>>"No darling"
What women under 40 says this?
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>>8527960
>Make a post in an attempt to enlighten people on 4chan about a common and misunderstood adaptation.
>Realise it will just result in polposters calling me a cuck for hours so I put a joking disclaimer on the end
>Get called a lunatic anyway

4chan was a mistake
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>>8523924
Are you retarded? Just buy some small fries for her no matter what.
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>>8527967
SJWs trying to belittle people. Can't imagine that applies here though.
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>>8527991
>Notice post explaining a common and misunderstood adaptation
>See the disclaimer at end
>See the reply that explains the first post makes minimal sense.
>Updaate page and see the response the the reply indicating that the first post was about a common and misunderstood adaptation.
>Realize the dislaimer was supposed to be some sort of joke.
>Post a reply to explain that I have witnessed this transaction on 4chan
>About to check the I'm not a robot buttom because forgot to revert to legacy captcha
>Can't wait to see me post in front of my face.
>Continue to inhale oxygen so my body can perform cellular respiration
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>>8522267
Why do I cook food for men and they always serve themselves the largest portion possible? They never manage to finish their plate. Wasting food is so unattractive.
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>>8522841
>joey doesn't share food
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>>8523735
kissless virgin detected
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>>8528041
Nigger, I've got a daughter.

Fuck off with your bullshit.
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>>8523720
Disappointed it took this long to get the correct answer, desu.
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as a retarded woman I guess, I'll never take stuff from other people and would never ask for it

seems rude and bothersome to other people
this thread kind of makes me feel like garbage
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>>8528022
>no u

why do women think they're clever when they say stuff like this
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>>8528626
that's because you are garbage

you fucking roastie

go shoot yourself with a dildo gun
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>>8522267
>meal-cucked
You might be insane
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>>8522279
>Letting a fat bitch take your food
>Not a cuck

Read a fucking dictionary. The term you're looking for is cuckold, it should have a little picture of yourself besides it.
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>>8528084
Your wife's daughter anon, you wife's.
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>>8528626
>M'lady

Most socially adapted men understand that sharing food with their wives or girlfriends is fine. This is fucking 4chan.. This is where you come to shitpost about cucks and roasties. You're retarded if you take any of this shit seriously. Don't touch my fries.
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ever have this happen? (not exclusive to women)

>hey what you ordered looks good. mind If I try "a piece"?

>takes a big huge motherfucking forkfull and spears 5 pieces in one go

later when you ask for a box they nab 1 more piece as you're putting it in
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>>8528626
Kek, cant let that stupid shit get to you.
Don't even think about trolling around /pol/ if cu/ck/ posts bother you.
I just take pride in knowing I'm more or less the opposite of everything they seem to hate about vaginas, take it in stride.

Also
>Not getting a plate each of something both of you are interested in and swapping bites
FFS, this solves the problem. All parties are happy if you're not a maladjusted manchild or screeching harpy.
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>>8529095
>Not getting a plate each of something both of you are interested in and swapping bites
This.
My gf and I usually get different sides at the burger place we like to visit and share them equally. Everybody wins.
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>>8522267
I hate seeing women eat. Such a waste of food. I hate women. Such a waste...
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>>8528965
simply, I've never taken someone's food or "fries" while having accompany

I just don't want to be a cunt. what have I done wrong guys?

apologies for being salty tho',
the same thing had happened to me and I'm super confused why some of these people do this
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>>8528772
Nope.

All mine, faggot.
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low self esteem. they're hungry as fuck but are too afraid to look like a fatass (calling a girl fat is probably one of the worst insults you can throw at her)

if your partner orders like this, start making reccomendations. "hey i'm gonna get the lemon chicken, do you know what you're getting?" "oh probably just a salad i'm not really hungry" "well here, the baked tortellini sounds pretty good, why dont you get some of that, it comes with a salad anyway and maybe we can try some of both?"

if she insists she probably just wants a salad
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my mom always offers some of her meme food to me whenever we eat at a diner I guess it must be some girl thing
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>>8523916
It's too late anon, this is my first time back to /ck/ in about 3 years. /pol/ was infesting this board then, and now it looks like it's consumed everything.

/pol/ was a mistake bring back /news/
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>>8524085
>you have sex AND get money for it
sick burn bro. its like youre making fun of someone for having their cake and getting paid for fucking it too
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>>8529863
The cuckening was what made pol leak onto every other board
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This is my mother

>"Mom I'm gonna make a sandwich, want one?"
>"No sweetie, I'm okay"
>Make myself a sandwich, grab a coke from the fridge, sit down with her and watch
>"Oooooooh that looks reeeeeeeeally good!" *Takes massive bite of sandwich and polishes off half my coke* "Thanks anon!"
>"Y-Yeah..."

I love my mother but oh my god sometimes she pisses me off
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>>8529879
I blame ineffectual moderation of 4chan.
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>>8529880
Next time spread wassabi all over so she won't see it.
You will know to eat the sandwhich slowly, she will not.
When the inevitable nasal catastrophe occurs, start flicking the light switch on/off and shout at her to not even dare think of drinking your coke.
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>>8522267
>dad always given leftovers from mom and my two sisters and me
>got really fat
>my wife and kids give me their leftovers all the time
>getting fat
Are dads just garbage disposals?
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>>8529895
>always given leftovers by friends and family
>not a dad
Guess I just look like a garbage disposal then.
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>>8529891
OH GOD

I remembered she hates fish and lamb. I'll use one of those when I make my next sandwich.

I also inadvertently did this to my girlfriend

>"Anon I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"
>"Of course, sweetie, there's some bagels in the pantry, I'll be downstairs in a few minutes!"
>She goes downstairs to make herself a bagel
>A few minutes pass
>"FUCK YOU ANON MY FACE IS ON FIRE"
>Run downstairs
>She made one of the jalapeño bagels
>mfw

She doesn't like spicy food. At all.
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>>8522267
Because sharing food is common psychological, subconscious way for people to get closer to each other. Assuming they're not autistic, socially repressed and obsessed with how awful the other gender is because they barely get any, that is.
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They don't do it as a display of dominance, they do it because they're idiots.

They think "well, I didn't actually ORDER anything, so I'm not getting fat! I just want a taste here and there" and then they eat the entire thing anyway and get mad if you complain.

What you SHOULD do is just buy whatever you think they're going to take (just buy another thing of fries anyway) and when they start asking just hand them the bag, tell them they're a predictable bitch, and kick them out of the car.
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>gf bitches at me for "cooking too much"
>tfw i only have to cook so much because she eats more than half of everything I make, no matter what
>i have to trick her now by giving her food and telling her it's everything
>then after she's done I serve myself

she's literally half my size and bitches constantly about my eating habits, yet she can't cook for shit and eats more of what I make than I do
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Just like growing up with sisters, now that I'm married I have resorted to buying food I know my wife hates just so I can actually have some.

On top of that, when we go grocery shopping she picks out things she likes and expects me to split the bill with her.
You ever go shopping with your wife and end up splitting a bill that's 20% what you went out for and 80% shampoo and cosmetics you'll never use? Fuck, if it weren't for the stability she gives me and the increased social status, I would go back to being a drunken bachelor in a fucking heartbeat.
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>>8530135
But anon what about the emotional support and babbys you can make with her?
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>>8530517
No interest in babies. As for emotional support, I've never met a woman who didn't demand more support than she had to offer.
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>>8530529
>No interest in babies

Darwin frowns upon you

>I've never met a woman who didn't demand more support than she had to offer.

Make enough, but what about the secks? And the cuddling? Does none of that make you happy?
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>>8530548
Darwin was an old coot and wrong about more things than I can count.
I'm sexually autonomous, meaning that I prefer masturbation to sex and always have. Cuddling is okay, gets annoying and uncomfortable after a while. I'm not a very emotionally needy person, I greatly prefer to be alone, but that's just not always the most convenient or practical way to live a life.
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>>8530561
I feel kinda bad for your wife. She just wanted a man who'd love her. But you do you, I guess.
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>>8522267
I don't know anyone who's not a fat white person who does this
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>>8530568
I do love her well enough, I've just sort of outgrown all the pretense that goes along with romance and sex.
I love the family dog, does that mean I have to fuck it?
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>>8522267
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.
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>>8530865
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>>8522279
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG BABY
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>>8530865
Sounds like she knew she was wrong, you guys must be into the rough stuff in the bedroom ;)
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>>8530595
this is normal
before feminism most couples that married had children within 6 months to a year. the oxycotin is blunted after 6 months tops (not all, but most. there are always outliers). and usually people would not have sex before marraige. the reason we have those hormones is to have children and stay married because you have children together. and raise them together.

now divorce can happen for no reason,
feminism has not only made women the most depressed demographic with the highest consumption of anti depressants (that deep down want a family) it has tricked them into thinking they are happier alone.
its a real shame.
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>>8529885

>Ineffectual moderation on 4chan is to blame

Yeah because mass banning and thread deletions didn't result in cries of censorship and backlash as it was
You're fucking thick in the head if you think doubling down would help
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>>8522649
that's pretty sad actually desu

get him a therapist to do some cognitive behavioral therapy

not even joking that shit works
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>>8530865
when did you get her pregnant?
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>>8523181
the reason she doesn't mind is because she's cucking you with a vegan
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>>8530919
That's not even close to normal. My wife and I were married for five years before we decided to have kids. She was on birth control the whole time and was not an emotional wreck. Neither were any of my friends who did the same thing. My guess is you're some socially inept 300 lb autist who is part of the whole MGTOW thing because you can't get a date and blame it on society and feminism. All feminism is is the idea that women are equal to men, that's it, and if you don't agree with that then it's no wonder no one will go out with you.
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>>8531021
>All feminism is is the idea that women are equal to men...

But they're not.

If they were equal, there never would have been a "feminist movement", and single women would have been in the workforce and educational system long before society forced it on everyone. They were excluded because they're physically weaker, and emotionally less stable than men, resulting in the need for increased expenditure to accommodate them, and loss of efficiency in any work environment.

They're designed to make and care for babies, which they are superior at doing, and inferior at pretty much everything else.
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>>8531065
Because they weren't TREATED equally.

Idiot. Go polish Drumpf's balls some more.
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>>8531065
Holy shit.

Who sounds emotionally less stable in this situation? You dude. You.
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>>8531065
>They're designed to make and care for babies, which they are superior at doing

I see, I see, so there's an objective scientific reason why women should get custody of the kids in a divorce. I'm glad we established that, so now you guys can stop complaining about it.
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>>8531143
>Because they weren't TREATED equally.

Because they've proven not to BE equal.

>>8531152
That post is measured and very reasonable, far from "emotional".

>>8531170

They accel with children, yes, but not with young adults. Once a kid hits puberty, every measure you can make clearly demonstrates that females make inferior parents, compared to single men, as children from single female head of house homes do worse than their peers of single fathers and normal families.

The single mother is currently the scourge of the U.S., as they are essentially making future criminals, drop outs, and welfare recipients.
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>>8531214
/pol/ was a mistake
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>>8531224
t. ostrich
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>>8531214
Obvious mother issues, most likely divorced, twice probably, bitter, thinks all women are 'bad'.

Did I get anywhere close? Your mom thinks you are pretty crummy and you return the sentiment,

My mom thinks you suck and she is a great judge of character.
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>>8531214
>accel

Wot a maroon.
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>>8531021
i bet your fat sterile dyke wife sits on your face
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>>8531270
Awww.

Babby's first internet beat down.
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>>8531245
I don't even know what that means
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>>8531277
i have no involvement in this conversation

you just sound like a beta pushover
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>>8530135
>wife
>split the bill
You should not be married...
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>>8531258

The fact I accept the biological differences between men and women, that are completely supported by science, mind you, doesn't mean I hate women. On the contrary, I love women, and would rather see them succeed in doing what they're best at, rather than allow society to continue to pretend they're capable of doing things they suck at doing, like decision making that impacts our society.

Men and women should work together to create families and raise healthy, well balanced children.
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>>8522274
if she's gonna act like a bitch.. am i right?
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>>8531300
exactly

Anybody who advocates sending women off to college because muh stronk independynt career is either an idiot or a (((sociopath)))
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>>8531270
Well, she's not fat, sterile, or a dyke, but she will be sitting on my face in about thirty minutes. Then she'll blow me, then I'll fuck her. Have fun doing whatever you're doing.

>>8531300
I know women that are fully capable, model employees, from backhoe operators to office managers. My wife went to a private college on a full ride soccer scholarship, does that rustle your jimmies? My sister is an epidemiologist, also full ride to a private school, but for journalism, and now has an MSc.
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>>8531533
nice anecdotes fag
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>>8531533
>I know women that are fully capable...

None of that shit matters, because men can do all of those things, and usually better.

You know what men can't do though? Be a mother, or a wife. We need those far more than we do any of that other shit you mentioned.
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>>8531572
I'm not the anon that you were talking to initially, but do you really think that there isn't a high enough population that women can start to take jobs in roles they're suited for?
I'm a nurse. Engaged, still intend on raising my family. But do you seriously think that having a second income isn't a good idea?
A women probably dosen't make the best lawyer. Or policeman. But I make a damn good fucking nurse, even in something as high stress and fast paced as critical care, and I know a lot like me. Women make good teachers (for young kids), day care workers. Hell, I'd even say good cooks, in many cases, if they aren't some 500lb pink haired Brigette from NYC trying to be hipster trash.
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>>8531658
having a second income wasn't even an issue before the late 60s when women started entering the workforce en masse

before then most families could afford to live on one income because there weren't millions of new people depressing wages
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>>8522649
>>8522734
>>8523181

>protein

Is this a millennial thing?
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>>8531658
>do you really think that there isn't a high enough population that women can start to take jobs in roles they're suited for?
The population is too high already, and the fact that a lot of our women have been convinced that it's somehow more personally fulfilling to be a wageslave in their youth for people that don't care about them, as opposed to being a wife and mother for a family that would fight and die for them, has done nothing but decrease the value of labor due to creating a surplus of workers, and increase the cost of goods and services due to greater demand.

Meanwhile, a third generation of children are being "raised" in single parent homes, or in homes where both parents work and are too busy to actually raise their kids. And for what?

>still intend on raising my family.
No you don't. You intend on being a nurse.
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>>8531564
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. Where's your "scientific proof" that women are any less capable than men in anything other than physical strength.
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>>8529783
No mate it's not, she's out banging guys whislt you wait tables.
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>>8531754
narrower IQ distribution

women are mediocre
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>>8531780
Nice proof. I say that unicorns shit flowers but that doesn't make it true.
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>>8531794
plenty of studies to back it up, faggot

but keep burying your head in the sand
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>>8522649
I grew up so poor my mother would only be able to eat semi-decently about 3 times a week at best and I have never behaved like such an entitled twat
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>>8522267
Currently on a cut
would not mind this
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>>8531799
>plenty of studies to back it up, faggot
Cite 3.
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>>8522412
>It's fun to look at food and imagine eating it, same with women.
This is true, whenever I see a woman I can't help but imagine eating her.
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>>8531292
Women like this make me want to shoot all stupid bitches I see
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>>8531870
>Sex-related differences in general intelligence g, brain size, and social status

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S019188690400385X

> "Males have greater g: Sex differences in general mental ability from 100,000 17- to 18-year-olds on the Scholastic Assessment Test"

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289606000250

> "Testing the developmental theory of sex differences in intelligence on 12–18 year olds". Personality and Individual Differences.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886903000539

>Sex differences in the structural connectome of the human brain

http://www.pnas.org/content/111/2/823.abstract

There's been all kinds of studies that demonstrate the inferior intelligence of females, but most females are too stupid, or simply lack the integrity, to accept the data.
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>>8522285
you're a faggot for liking friends and a faggot for posting about it
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>>8522734
that's because you know she has gotten her daily dose of protein from me you cuck
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>>8522267
Women love to take our stuff
Our money, our food, our seed
this is just how life works
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>>8532008
> and find no consistent sex differences in general intelligence. The latter finding is puzzling, as males have larger average brains than females, and brain size correlates .30–.45 with g (and IQ). Males thus “ought” to score a higher g than females

Did you even read this?
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>>8532611
Butthurt gril detected.
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>>8532619
>post source supposedly supporting your claim
>it actually doesn't support your claim
>you weren't supposed to READ it, silly! ;)
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im drunk so cbf so cite
there was a book called "the bell curve"
it was shunned by liberals and the left in general and buried in hope it would be forgotten.

the picture is how IQ is distributed
it is why the most successful people, and the dregs of society, are men.
the male and female brain is different. there is a reason why for thousands of years children were raised with a mother and a father in the same location.
break your conditioning for fucks sake
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>>8532670
It took me ages to fully comprehend that graph, even though I understood what it was saying. Am I stupid?
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>>8532728
>am I stupid

Possibly not. It could very well be that you just had an amerifat education. That would be termed "ignorant" not "stupid."
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>>8529880
Why don't you just not let her take the sandwich from you?
Are you just as fat as she is and can't get up and walk away?
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>>8522649
Are you dating a retard?
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>>8532748
I don't think I'm uneducated, there wasn't anything about it that I didn't know or understand, it just took me ages to get my head around how the shape correlated with the information. And I'm not American.
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>>8532008
Don't expect great things from 'people' who think like this. You'll only be disappointed.

He hates his mother, she hates him, it's been this way since his parents divorced. Its only gotten worse since his second divorce. He paints all women, all people, with the same brush.

But that is the way of the angry and stupid.
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>>8533963
I bet you think men buy shit to compensate for their dicks too, don't you?
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>>8533790
Womens studies or music appreciation major detected.
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It's because they're fucking retarded and order a salad or something and then realize that it's not going to feed them.

Seriously women, order a real fucking entree. We don't give a fuck.
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>>8530135
>has wife
>doesnt have a pooled money account for groceries and shared utilities

lmao what the fuck kind of marriage is that, even my old gf and i did that when we were dating
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>>8531675
You're right about that, but this isn't something that is going to magically change.
Whether you like it or not women are in the workforce and the new culture of the US is for women to work. Thing's like houses or college tuition aren't going to get cheaper, school books and toys and clothing isn't going to drop unless we have a massive culture shift - hell, I'd LOVE to be a housewife, and not have to work. But that just isn't feasible. So it's gonna have to be part time, once the darling screaming goblins are in school.
>>8531697
I completely agree with you, on pretty much all of that. I know so many people that are saying ' nah, i don't want kids' or 'why the hell do i need to learn to cook?' But like I said above, culture isn't going to shift drastically enough for women to want to change their minds on the subjects.
I also know a lot of women who work part time or just PRN (only when someone calls in sick or the census suddenly jumps higher than there are people on the schedule), which gives them ample time to still raise kids. They take them to school, and are there when they get out of school.
>No you don't
Yeah, okay. I had no clue I was engaging with a mind reader. Currently I don't have kids, fiance is finishing school. What the fuck else am I gonna do? Twiddle my thumbs? No, I'm gonna earn a nice fat nest egg to shove in savings and start college funds.

Jeez, I browse /ck/ to get away from /pol/ related discussions. I guess this has the upside that I can't be hounded to post tits or a blue board.
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>>8533963
I'm a dude, dude.

And you probably do....
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>>8522267
>it's another triggered alt righter looking for something to complain about women thread.
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>>8522267
I'm a chubby bitch I hate it when women do this too. No matter how much I wanted to I'd never do this to any men, it's so disrespectful.
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>>8522267
My wife has never done anything like this our entire 12 years together
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>>8534262
how do you make this very common, classic scenario to be a figment of alt right? are you a retarded rioter or just a regular idiot on the internet. Dont respond, it doesnt matter which idiot category you belong to.
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>>8534320
Buttblasted alt-righter detected.
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>>8522267
Here's personally why I do it: I try not to eat too much and watch my weight, so when someone offers me food I decline usually because it's not there in front of me and it's easier to resist. However once it's in front of me it's a lot harder to resist and I usually end up having a few bites, but a lot less than if I had accepted in the first place and gotten a whole plate of food.
If it keeps happening all the time just prepare for it and make yourself a bit more food than you usually would have, it's not that big of a deal.
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>>8534420
>I can't make up my mind, so I take it out on my significant other, which frustrates him because he either goes hungry or wastes food when he was only trying to be nice to me in the first place. Not that big of a deal. Get over it, shitlords.
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>>8534516
My boyfriend doesn't give a shit because he isn't a child
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>>8534524
>my boyfriend actually likes being treated like shit. All men do. You'd actually know this is you were a real man.
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>>8534524
No it's because he's pathetic and scared of losing companionship, even if it means putting up with a mouthy fat cunt like yourself.

Kys and let him be free of your tyranny.
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>>8534535
>Getting this butthurt over a few bites of food

So how fat are you?
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>>8534543
>I can't accept that just admitted I treat my boyfriend like crap so instead I will use an ad hominem argument against an anonymous stranger on the internet.
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>>8534559
Damn so like 300+? That must suck for you :(
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>>8534566
>I really don't like the idea of complete strangers being able to tell that I treat my boyfriend badly from just a few short sentences so I will continue to make mean-spirited ad hominem attacks against them. I will add frowny face emojis to downplay my rage.
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>>8534591
>I have accepted the fact that my unpleasant personality and off-putting visage means that I will likely never get a girlfriend. To counter my desperate loneliness I have turned to hating women and painting everything they do in a negative light so that I can feel slightly better about the fact that I will die alone.
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>>8534591
>Hopefully, I will stop posting now and think about whether this, and all the other small, seemingly inconsequential things I do in my relationships add up and sabotage them. Maybe I should be more thoughtful towards him in the future because he loves me.
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>>8534621
>stuff things words
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>>8534591
Also that's an emoticon, not an emoji.
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>>8534621
>but then again... Maybe I'll double down on my ad hominem attacks. I'm getting more and more upset about myself, so I'll take it out on other people.
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>>8534649
>I found a lexicographical error and pointed it out, thus winning me a feeling of illogical superiority, yet I still cannot address the issue of being unkind to my boyfriend.
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>>8534683
Lol that wasn't me. Also if you actually read my original post you would see that it made no specific mention of my boyfriend and you've conjured up this idea out of nowhere in a blind rage.
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>>8534683
Stay fat and mad and I'll stay happy in a healthy relationship with my boyfriend who does not get into a fit over incredibly inconsequential things. Maybe things like this is why you're alone?
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>>8534705
ur not really a gurl
tits or gtfo
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>>8529875
Are you a trap perhaps?
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>>8534705
It's not a healthy relationship at all.
Eventually, someone will treat him nicely and realize "gee whiz I kind of like this"
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>>8534516
>>8534535
>>8534543
>>8534559
>>8534566
>>8534591
>>8534621
>>8534632
>>8534657
>>8534683

Lol holy shit. Both of you have autism. Here we see a grand example of a semi-decent /ck/ board being turned into /b/ or /pol/.
>>8534707
Blue board newfag
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>>8534946
And here is we see an example of the Great Northern Shitposter in its natural habitat! Witness how it replies to over 10 other posts without contributing to the thread's topic: "Women eating food off men's plate", posts a stupid snake picture and insults at least 3 different people! Majestic!
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>>8522649
I grew up poor and ate hella fast, but I shared if asked.
I'll be damned if someone is gonna just take from my plate however.
Don't give him shit for having a poor upbringing
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>>8530865
nice pasta fagget.
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>go to a japanese restaurant with a friend
>waitress brings us some appetizers
>eat a lot of it thinking it's like the free bread that they serve at traditional restaurants
>after we leave he tells me that the appetizer I was thieving was in fact the lunch he ordered for himself
>he told me not to worry about but I still think about it even years after it happened
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Blue boards were a mistake
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>>8535299
Dubs confirm
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>Take parents out to lunch/dinner
>Dad and I ask for what we want
>Mom likes to show off how she's healthy and better than everyone
>I love her, but damn she can be a holier-than-thou cunt
>Always asks for the smallest, lowest-calory salad the restaurant has
>When the food arrives, she then proceeds to eat her shitty salad, and then ravage Dad's plate and mine, taking pieces and chunks of steaks, seafood, fries, or whatever we happen to be eating
>She ends up eating her damn salad plus half of each of our plates
>On our way out, brags about how healthy and satisfied she feels after eating "just a salad" while we had to "gorge ourselves" on "unhealthy food" to feel full
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>>8534543
Not so fat that I have to steal other peoples food in order to sustain myself.
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>>8528626
>caring what a bunch of screeching autist losers on an anime forum think about you
Most men are pretty vile, they should be beneath your concern
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>>8535632

>Two beta males go out to eat with a female...
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>>8532728
yes
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The problem isn't "being unwilling to share", it's about voluntarily giving someone some of your food vs having someone steal from you or pressure you to give up some of your food when they had an adequate chance to get their own.

If someone wants to leech off of your food, all they get is a meager amount that's going to leave them hungry, and you get a chunk taken out of the meal you paid for, so you end up hungry and didn't get your money's worth. Both parties end up unhappy. Meanwhile, if they got their own, you both get full portions and everybody wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw

Funny how this comes full circle back to being applied to politics though.
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>>8522267
just gotta get better at reading them, order for her at restaurants and always make extra
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>ask gf if she wants some slow roasted pork
>she says no
>6 hours later
>pork is done
>set pork on kitchen counter and start plating it up
>suddenly she wants some
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>>8522426
ye, i feel ya there bub
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>>8530040
normie pls go
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>>8536267
I don't agree with that.

You need to get better at training them to be accountable for the decisions they make, as their parents obviously FAILED.
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>>8531682
it's a stupid people thing
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>>8522753
How Autistic do you have to be to not know girls mean yes when they say no the majority of the time? How long have you been with this woman and you dont know that shes pulls this shit yet? Are you 300lbs or something? give your bitch some food of your plate fatass.
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>>8536328
>How Autistic do you have to be to not know girls mean yes when they say no

How beta do you have to be to keep falling for the same female bullshit instead of correcting her and holding her accountable for her actions?

Do you not realize it's for their own good?

No, you don't.

Nevermind.
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>>8522267
Think of a dog in the wild and a female coming in and taking some of his food. If he lets her it means they're close, otherwise he'd tear her head off. Women subconsciously do dumb shit to check that they're still in a man's good graces. It can be a sign of affection or an exploitation of a weak male.
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>>8536332
>how beta

How many girls have you been with?
>for their own good
Its how they are you cant train them like a dog, Women are neurotic self-concious messes, hold her accountable for her actions? HAH You mean cause an argument that causes you nothing but grief and they still keep doing the same thing anyway, you cant change people and if you dont understand this youve been on 4chan too long, if her asking for some of your food because shes concious about her weight and thinks eating some of your plate is better than having a plate to herself then dump her ass, simple as.
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>>8536340
>hold her accountable for her actions? HAH You mean cause an argument

It's not "causing an argument", it's creating a training opportunity to improve her personal character, you beta cuck. You don't argue with females, you TEACH them why they're incorrect or being irrational, because that's exactly what leads to their emotional outbursts 99% of the time. Eventually, they start to check themselves and control their own behavior without the need for you to do it for them, and they'll appreciate the guidance you've given them and the fact that you've helped them become a better person.

I hope you don't reproduce, because your genes are obviously weak and inferior, and when combined with the inferior female that would accept your seed, you're just going to produce retarded children or slaves.
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>>8536392
>beta cuck

Your whole attitude just shows how many women youve slept with, youre either one of the neckbeards who hasnt slept with anyone and think they can apply rational thought to women, or youre a dinosaur whos only slept with his wife who learnt her place long ago when society told her she wasnt allowed opinions.
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>>8536405
I bet you were raised by a single mother...
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>>8536328
>you're autistic if you can't read minds
If you say you don't want any food then you're not getting any.
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>>8536413
No i just had alot of terrible relationships and then better ones when I grew up and wasnt such an anal sperg thinking every little thing is a powerplay
>>8536422
>>you're autistic if you can't read minds
Basically this, its not reading minds, its body language and tone of voice, ya know there is more than just words to human interaction, im sorry your autism is off the charts.
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>>8536455
And I'm sorry that you have some sort of crippling mental condition which forces you to say the opposite of what you really mean.
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>>8536460
>I'm sorry that you have some sort of crippling mental condition
>to say the opposite of what you really mean.
>being a human being
>crippling mental condition

I do wonder what its like to be so autistic that subtle human interactions completely go over your head.
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>>8536464
Yes it must be some sort of a mental condition if someone asks you a simple yes or no question and you say the opposite of what you really mean.

I mean hey, sarcasm is cool every once in a while but if someone asks you if you're hungry then just fucking tell them if you're hungry.
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>>8536484
Here we come full circle, a neckbeards full range of emotion, the only way you could say something you dont mean is sarcasm.

Humans are emotional and complex and nothing is as simple as the way you think it is(black and white)But thats autism, sorry you wont ever know these feels.
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>>8536508
You keep going on about how I'm autistic which is ironic considering that you don't seem to understand that there's a time and place for everything and sometimes it's better to just say what you mean.
For example: When asked if you want any food it is better to be honest than to expect that the other party reads your mind and risk going hungry.

You might think that lying is cute but it's not.
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>>8522841
I say the same thing, but replace "on my plate" with "tell me to cut back on my vices."
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>>8536516
>theres a time and place for everything
>t's better to just say what you mean.
>complex
>emotional

There you go again with the autism, normal people arent like this. Humans arent cut and dry how many times do i need to say this before you understand that there arent rules there are just interactions that happen the way they do depending on a whole slew of different circumstances.

It would be better to just say what you mean, you are totally right, but again, we are humans.
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>>8536529
>le devils advocate here we aren't all a certain way!

wtf is this thread
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>>8536562
He was having a hard time understanding why women act irrationally alot of the time. Its because humans are irrational and is not something you can fix by trying to force your strict world view on others.

Complaining about nothing basically.
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>>8527893
Taking care of vegetables is expensive. No judgement for those parents.
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>>8536292
A lot of the anecdotes here are unacceptable but this is just you having autism. It shouldn't have surprised you that your gf got hungry 6 hours after you asked if she wanted any.
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>>8536587
So you admit women are irrational?

What does that make you then, roastie?
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>>8522267
Me and my gf usually get something totally different and try each other's meals to see what we like.
I didn't realize sharing food with your partner was such a big deal.
Then again I always forget how many sperglord /pol/ and /r9k/ losers frequent this joint. This is why you will never get laid you autistic fucks.
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>>8537334
It's not a big deal. Couples who have this issue have communication and honesty problems.
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>>8522267
Women are prone to "virtue signalling" when they order food at restaurants. They want to be seen as trendy and healthy, so they order a salad.

But salads fucking suck, so they want some real food.
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>>8522267
>cucked
>Redpill
/pol/ is the cancer that is killing 4chan
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>>8530919
>made women the most depressed demographic
I don't believe this, unless you're saying "depression" not depression
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>>8537334
I hope you realize that there's a difference between two people ordering something completely different with the intention of sharing and the situation OP described.
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