Food Ideas

Vodka and liverwurst.

knee pads and lube

ramen, rice and beans

Pasta, eggs, and bread my nigga
>>8512901
This too

If you can't figure out how to eat healthy on $100 for a month, you're an entitled faggot who doesn't know the value of a dollar.

Potatoes, rice , beans. Chicken for meat. Mb ramen. If all 100 is for food then you should be able to still eat relatively decent with a little creativity.

>This thread again

It's February and not leap year. So lucky you, fag. 27 days.

>Week 1
A diet entirely of rice and beans with whatever spices you can find. Shoplift bananas too.

>Week 2
Pay two homeless men to fight to the death. Usually only takes a fiver to get their blood pumped, but I guess cheap vodka helps. Eat the loser and put leftovers in the deep freezer. If you aren't in the anglosphere you can more than likely just throw him in your backyard at this time of year and get the same results.

>Week 3
Fast every other day. On days you don't eat half a can of bean sprouts for cleansing. Drink the blood of stray cats you find. Dogs won't do, theirs is too thick for a straw.

>Week 4
That the remaining $50 you have and do the following:

>Take the loin of the homeless man you froze
>Defrost the meat
>Put a solid layer of diced onion on the cut for about 3 hours
>Remove the onion
>Preheat skillet to mid-high
>Using sesameme oil, cover the base of the pan
>Throw the cut of loin on the pan, 2 1/2 minutes each side, salt and pepper to taste
>Remove and place on plate
>Throw diced onions in the meat-juice covered pan, making sure they are no longer a clear color and only slightly browned
>Pour some red wine, mix around
>Cover the sides of the pan with soy sauce, mix around
>Green onions
>Add potato starch to thinken to a warm, browned paste
>Place on top of steak
>Buy a handjob with the $50 while you eat it

>>8512963
>February
>27 days

>>8512972
The second Tuesday doesn't exist.