For some damn reason, maybe it's just because I see it posted here so often and I have a caffeine problem, I picked one of these up today. It's basically just Squirt with half the flavor, and Squirt is already kind of a bad soda.
>Squirt
>bad soda
>>8508022
>soda
>good
>>8508037
>literally everything
>good
philistines OFF MY BOARD
>>8508012
>Falling for the monster shills and not for the true Patrician energy drink.
>>8508082
if thats patrician this is godking
yo where can i buy these
tfw they had to lower the caffeine to no higher then a average cola because of fucking teenagers.
Oh well, I guess i can always mix my own
>>8508289
At least you can still buy caffeinated alcoholic beverages
>>8508218
Family dollar.
Note: Read ingredients on energy drink.
Read ingredients on bread.
>>8508555
>tfw had never heard of this until my Mexican friend brought Tequila and Squirt when we hung out one night
Didn't know it was a legit "thing" though
>>8508012
Laphroig 10
I wasted 30 quid on this fucking garbage, no balance no subtleties
Just straight up cigar water
Fuck you /ck/