Big Mac Special Sauce

based micky dees

that really rustles my jimmies!! >:) i know i'll be heading down to McDonalds tomorrow now!! top LEL

isn't it just thousand island dressing?

thanks OP just came buckets at that news! Time to head down to McDonalds for some #AllDayBreakfast

wow that's awesome stuff! some places have cake, but McDonalds takes the candle! Jack of all burgers, tha

Wew kek! I need some McDonalds in my piss jug right now!

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>that face when no Big Mac gf

I just fapped but this news is too good! Goodbye to NoFapping 2017!!!!

Great now I can make my own big mac at home.

>>8505237
Right after a good troll, right my friend?? ;)

Thanks for dropping by. Here is a good video you might like!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcu4Bj3xEyI

>>8505242
Excellent now I can open up my own Mc Donalds.

>>8505199
#I'mLovinIt

>>8505254
not a bad plan! top kek!
http://corporate.mcdonalds.com/mcd/franchising.html

>>8505209
no... morons keep saying this cause they look somewhat similar

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>tfw this will never happen again

>>8505199
Do people really like this sauce? To me it tastes overpowering and disgusting.

>>8505201
>>8505201

>sandwiches that are so messy that even in staged photographs like look sloppy as fuck

>>8505706
seriously, what kind of amateur-hour photographer leaves crumbs and shit all over the set?

>>8505199
In America only? Who cares. Wake me up when they start giving shit away for free in 1st world countries

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what did they mean by this?

>>8505749
I too need to know this. I like nuggies just the way they are and it's making me nervous

>>8505199

I'm going to drink the entire bottle when I get my hands on one.

>>8505864
Doesn't surprise me.

>>8505242
Huh. Thanks for the video.

it's just Thousand Island dressing with extra sugar, you tards

Never cared for Big Mac's. Wake me up when they release the whopper sauce

BK is infinitely better than McD's and you're an idiot if you think otherwise

I've been refreshing their god damn twitter all fucking day... STILL NO NEWS

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I'm also giving away some of my very own Special Sauce if anyone wants some.

>>8505747
They did it in Australia a few years back

>>8505994
Whoppers only have ketchup and mayo you clown

So how can i get one? Can i buy mac sauce at a supermarket?

>>8505700
>Limit 5 per customer
USA USA USA

>>8506159
They'll announce that tomorrow

>>8505199
I'm going to use it exclusively to beat off with and post gif's of it on /ck/ when I'm drunk. That's a promise

>>8505700
Really makes you wonder what the profit margin is

>>8506181
they probably lost money on that deal.

the reason the double cheeseburger was kicked off the dollar menu was that it cost more than $1 to make.
This problem was solved by eliminating one slice of cheese and inventing the McDouble to get the cost back down under $1.

Of course now, both sandwiches are priced well over $1.

>>8506181
2-4% profit overall. they make by far the most net profit on drinks, the food is near break even

I'm enjoying these grand macs.

Bigger and more filling than Big Macs. Not as big as getting two Big Macs when they're on sale.

>>8505199
McDonalkd's is so buttblasted over milennials not giving a fuck about the Big Mac. But I'm Gen-Xer, and I watched them become the poster child for Shit You Really Shouldn't Eat during my lifetime. I think the Mac Tonite ad campaign was the last moment my generation had a positive view of them. How are they supposed to win over kids who grew up with Supersize Me? All they've got is the Value Menu to get customers who balk at paying for Shake Shack or Five Guys.

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>>8506244
>american spotted

>>8505749
A fifth shape

>>8505209
With added sugar, salt, worcestershire, maybe a bit of mayonnaise to thin the flavor out. Yes.

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>>8506167
>>8506278
Got a problem, commies?

>>8506181
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>>8506241
Most expensive part?

[spoiler]labor[/spoiler]

>>8506437
I came when I went into a mcdonalds and saw ordering kiosks and only like 5 people working in the back
the best part is you build your own burger there so everything is custom

>>8506446
Are you Australian?

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>>8506499
nope!

>>8506511
Wow cool they've brought the kiosks to the US? I was in Australia in December and a bunch of their McDicks have those. Probably has something to do with the minimum wage over there.

>>8506533
new york city minimum wage is about to jump to $15 an hour
meet your replacements!!

>>8506278
omg I thought this was kristen stewart

>>8506542
Faggot.

>>8505749
Nuggets with different seasoning.

>>8506644
NOOOO nuggets have the perfect amount of seasoning. this cannot change.

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>>8505224
>that face when
triggered

The NEW McNUGGETS are just the nationwide launch of the "no artificial flavors" nuggets they have been advertising for the past year.

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NEW TWEET IS UP

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/824384390444830724

but links don't work... fuck fuck fuck

Wow, you mean the stuff every single McDonalds employee has taken from their job at least once in their life? What a commodity.

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>>8506852
>commodity

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/151569649170

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182012234478

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>>8505207
nigga what the fuck...
>>8505236

>>8506908
I wonder how those Aussies that lost their kangaroo bux feel about this.

I'm on android. Anyone with the app can tell me if any located within the vicinity of Chicago IL??? Thanks in advance.

>>8506908
That's like 12 American wacky bucks

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>>8505207
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>>8505261
This is some next-level shillery.

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>>8505749
McDONALD BETTER NOT FUCK WITH MY NUGGETS... THEY'RE PERFECT THE WAY THEY ARE

Damn!! Closest is a 5 hour drive from me!

>>8505199
if you miss out on the big giveaway, ill jerkoff on your burger for free... it will have the same effect on your tastebuds as big mac sauce

>>8507217
DON'T YOU WANT THEM CHEESE STUFFED?

>>8506127
What, did your dad finally fart it out?

>>8506179
You sir, our an hero

>>8505207
Hey dudes this guy is actually crazy just so you know.

>>8507326
Where's this beautiful place that is five hours from a McDonald's

>>8505209
Sweet secret chemicals my dude. You have no idea. I would try to get two if I could, one to eat over time, one to preserve forever.

The new McNuggs are actually pretty good. I was surprised.

It's just 1k island salad dressing and mustard

>>8507463
>new McNuggs
>inb4 5000 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE posts

>>8507484
Calm down.

>>8507486
>Calm down.
I am calm, son. Maybe you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

>>8507487
You're trying to have an internet argument about your emotional state after a post about McNuggets. Relax.

>>8505199
I love the Big Mac but I have no clue what I would need a bottle of that sauce for desu

>>8506437
I don't see the problem with this

fucking wagecuck
of course the labor is the biggest part, you cunt

>>8507463
I like how the switched to dark meat for the new nuggets. It really gives them a whole different character.

>>8507499
I'll spell it out for you because you're obviously retarded: I'm calling out the gorillion kids who are going to flip their shit when McDonalds changes their nuggets. I couldn't care less if they change it; I don't eat that shit.

>>8505994
Whopper sauce is literally just tomato sauce or ketchup for you yanks and whole egg mayo, get your shit together senpai

>>8505701
You are an enormous faggot

>>8505994
Kill yourself

>>8506268
Supersize Me was total bullshit. McDonalds should've sued that cunt.