Thoughts?

Your kitchen is gross and you're poor. Fix those two things first and then check back with us.

being poor is a mental disorder.

>>8504027
what is happening here

>>8504027
It looks like a halloween pumpkin that decayed and you're now cooking it over a gas flame. Suggest finding better food in the nearest dumpster.

>>8504057
Making popcorn

>>8504046
>>8504052
I'm not poor

>>8504068
Why are you doing it this way?

>>8504095
Following an Alton brown recipe. The floss tied to the bowl is so I don't have to hold it, for when it gets hot.

>>8504099
Poor

>>8504027
>hmm, let's see what the stupidest way to cook popcorn is and then try it.

What an interesting life you lead.

>>8504099
>I can't afford an oven glove

Poor

>>8504027
bro
get a brown paper bag and microwave the kernels in the bag
if you are hella poor fucking origami up a bag with some used newspaper

>>8504027

You bottom for bus change

>>8504380
No

>>8504067
Halloween pumpkin? what are you looking at? I swear people on this site type oddball nonsensical shit just for the hell of it, not even as a joke.

>>8504428
Idk, you can pretty clearly see a face and when pumpkins rot they get kind of grey and silverish.

Could be I'm just really stoned, though. Sorry for firing your trigger there, dude.

>>8504099
Son, that is not how alton brown did it. Invest in some heat resistant gloves. jfc

>>8504336
Srsly, the original way Alton did it. Though not too sure about his use of staples with something going in the microwave. Just throw the kernels in a paper bag with some oil, fold the top over and tape it shut, then nuke on high for about 2 minutes or until it's 5 seconds between each pop and boom fucker you got popcorn. Your method is gonna start a fire or some shit.

How drunk is OP? He can't be sober/. Sober people would have just put it in a pan and cooked it like that.

>>8504027
I dont really get this, no trolling
Whats the point of this? To save one clean pot?

>>8505558
Think about it

>>8504027
Does your mom swallow ? Or dad ?

>>8504027
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