>menu has foods I've never heard of

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>restaurant's style is fusion

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>you cook and assemble the food yourself at the table

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>non-chain ethnic restaurant I've never been to
>lots of foods I've never heard of, can't pronounce most of them, order something interesting, probably butcher it
>give an honest try at eating with the chopsticks before switching to regular silverware
>probably eat things incorrectly
>staff humors me, is friendly and helpful, we all laugh
>tip 25%
>will definitely come back again, probably bring friends or even my family
>mfw

>>8491462
>I laugh
>They all laugh
>The dog laughs
And I die a little inside.

>go to restaurant
>Waitress never acknowledges me
>I sit there for twenty minutes, not wanting to capitulate and ask her to bring me a menu because I shouldn't have to
>repeat this process every weekend, it always goes the same, with me departing after losing my nerve to still sit there and wait for service
>Eventually I start bringing a book to read
>Then I just give up altogether

>>8491464
>the toaster laughs
>I shoot the toaster

>>8491462
so you've been to a burger place?

>>8491471
Some Korean place down the street. In a strip mall with an Asian market, nail salon, some other stuff.

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>>8491437
>menu has items with the phrase "old fashioned"

>>8491474
>a food place in a mall is a restaurant
I don't think so

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>>8491592
Strip mall is not a mall anon. Strip mall is a string of stores or restrusnts in a connected building. But the buildings aren't connected.

>>8491592
Do you not have any idea wha a strip mall is? Jesus.

>>8491677
>>8491757
It's okay, they're clearly not American.
I'm sure it's a weird concept to Europeans.

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>>8491677
>in a connected building. But the buildings aren't connected.

>>8491757
Strip malls are a symptom of American urban sprawl, like teeth and hair growing inside of a tumor.

First world countries don't have them.

>>8491677
>>8491772
So it's like a giant hangar with smaller buildings inside? Interesting.

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>>8491780
More like a giant parking lot with a strip of small buildings huddled together on one end.

>>8491789
I don't see any hangar, this is false advertisement.

>>8491789
Hmm. I've seen that before. Alberta. But where precisely?

>>8491437
>OP's post has a picture of worst girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion

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>>8491862
>people who don't like Asuka actually exist and probably have super black hearts

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>it's a reifag shits up yet another thread episode
not going to give him the (You) he's not worth it

>>8491476
>"World Famous"

>>8491757
>strip mall

I always assumed that they were similar to the red light district in Amsterdam, or the reeperbahn in Germany.

bumperino

>>8491467
you have to go up to the counter to order at mcdonalds, there are no waitresses.

>>8491437
>friend takes us to armenian place
>orders wierd food we never heard about
>we ask for the same thing
>before waitress leaves he tells her wait i changed my mind, i want steak
>waitress comes with 3 dishes of chicken with cream and a side of wierd orange pasta and one steak
>the chicken was fucking delicious

>>8491888
>Our choice

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>>8491476
that's quite allright with me honestly

>>8491677
Is that Brutus?

>>8491859
They are in pretty much every town with a walmart or canadian tire

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>chinese food menu
>i don't even know what half of the shit is

>>8491789

if you live in the US, this is literally about 90% of the landscape

>>8491467
> I pull out a laptop and start using the free wifi

>>8491862
moot's gone, you're allowed to say this

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>menu doesn't have pictures of the food.

>I'm an illiterate three year old so I need a picture book to help me understand all the big words

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>>8491450
but that pizza is already cooked and assembled

>>8491864
I've known two people who like Asuka. One's the biggest cunt I've ever known, and the other's my sweet, loving girlfriend.

Reifags are all over the place.

>menu has Portuguese
>I speak French, English and Spanish

Hey fuck I'm leaving, we're not having any fun with this menu. Good god.

>>8494218

Sir this menu has port wine and bacalao

LEAVE GET OUT

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>menu says things like 5.5 instead of $5.50

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>>8493554
Literally who?

>>8494264

It's fucking retarded.

>they think they can get the street [rices when I get a top tier breaded beef

M8 I will figure it out. I'll just look for the most tanned beach body and speak some portugese for a sandwich in Brazil.

>>8494300

to add, co-co's are cunts
we know who they are

Basically Brazil beach bums

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>>8491462
Ahaha I love when friendly restaurant staff enhances your dining experience.

Sometimes at McDonald's I ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.