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What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties

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What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties
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>>8491401

Anything with roofies.

If she's fat, anything...
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>>8491401
Roofied McChickens
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>>8491401

PIMP cocktail

Presence
Identity
Maturity
Persistence

G: pick up
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human liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti
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>>8491415

holy fucking fedora
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>>8491421
Flame clothing should be part of presence.
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>>8491401
Onion soup:
Onion
Butter
Stock
Roofies
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cyanide sandwiches
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Tendies
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Carbonara. If she is unfamiliar with it she will eat a lot and then when it hits her stomach basically knock her out. She will lay on a couch and be too full to move, let alone flee.
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Lobster obv. Be sure to boil them alive.
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>>8491401
Undercooked expired meat should shoot out into her panties lickety-split.
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>>8491401
dont allow her to leave til shes eaten ALL the eggs
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>>8491401
Her family.
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how about a nice asparigus cheese soup
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Baklava.

It just WORKS.
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>>8492964

He said panties, not burka
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>>8491401

A decent salad. That means NOT using iceberg lettuce. Or Thousand Island dressing.

For extra points, learn to make a crepe.

And, yes, buy a good bottle of white wine. SERVED IN THE CORRECT GLASS. Shut up and suffer. You want vagina or not?
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>>8492986

You probably shouldn't give advice if you have never gotten laid or even spoken to a girl...
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>>8493027
kek
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>>8491401
duck with plum sauce and orange glaze
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mushroom risotto and a decent light salad
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>>8491401
Roast chicken. Women are so fucking retarded these days if you roast a chicken they will look at you like they saw a ghost
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>>8491401

Whatever you are best at / won't fuck up.
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>>8491401
You really are a beta faggot to ask that question. Got to a gym or kys faggot.
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>>8491401
What part of the country are you? What's her ethnicity? On second thoughts, you could just ask her. Also, pasta is simple.
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>>8492151
my face hurts from laughing
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