What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties
>>8491401
Anything with roofies.
If she's fat, anything...
>>8491401
Roofied McChickens
>>8491401
PIMP cocktail
Presence
Identity
Maturity
Persistence
G: pick up
human liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti
>>8491415
holy fucking fedora
>>8491421
Flame clothing should be part of presence.
>>8491401
Onion soup:
Onion
Butter
Stock
Roofies
cyanide sandwiches
Tendies
Carbonara. If she is unfamiliar with it she will eat a lot and then when it hits her stomach basically knock her out. She will lay on a couch and be too full to move, let alone flee.
Lobster obv. Be sure to boil them alive.
>>8491401
Undercooked expired meat should shoot out into her panties lickety-split.
>>8491401
dont allow her to leave til shes eaten ALL the eggs
>>8491401
Her family.
how about a nice asparigus cheese soup
Baklava.
It just WORKS.
>>8492964
He said panties, not burka
>>8491401
A decent salad. That means NOT using iceberg lettuce. Or Thousand Island dressing.
For extra points, learn to make a crepe.
And, yes, buy a good bottle of white wine. SERVED IN THE CORRECT GLASS. Shut up and suffer. You want vagina or not?
>>8492986
You probably shouldn't give advice if you have never gotten laid or even spoken to a girl...
>>8493027
kek
>>8491401
duck with plum sauce and orange glaze
mushroom risotto and a decent light salad
>>8491401
Roast chicken. Women are so fucking retarded these days if you roast a chicken they will look at you like they saw a ghost
>>8491401
Whatever you are best at / won't fuck up.
>>8491401
You really are a beta faggot to ask that question. Got to a gym or kys faggot.
>>8491401
What part of the country are you? What's her ethnicity? On second thoughts, you could just ask her. Also, pasta is simple.
>>8492151
my face hurts from laughing