explring brand new flavours

oh my gOD IM SO FUCKING HUNGRY

>>8488784
>sticking chopsticks upright in the food

i'll have you know this is offensive to chinks

>>8488784
what are those noodles called and how do i make them

>>8488793
Right, I'm sure Mark, Jamal, and Stacy behind the counter are super offended.

>>8488840
It's Trump day, Jamal is furious, and Stacy is crying.

>>8488840
desu dont do that at like a super asian place unless you just dont give a fuck about people's opinions.

which is fair i guess.

its a way to honor the dead.

>>8488793

>offensive to chinks

Well played sir

>>8488793
Coming from a chink, if u give a rats ass about chop sticks in that position you are a pussy, why would 2 sticks pointing upwards mean anything

>>8488793
>>8490629
I think you got nips confused with chinks. Chinks just want your money.

I wonder what panda meat tastes like.

>>8488838
Chow mein. Just fry normal noodles and add soy sauce and msg

>>8490763
>chow mein
It's fucking lo mein, you California monkeys.

>>8490769
They sell it in panda as chow mein.

>>8490772
Pandas aren't known for their intellect, anon.

>>8490763
"The main difference between chow mein and lo mein is that different methods are used to make these stir-fry noodles. Both chow mein and lo mein use wheat-flour egg noodles. More authentic chow mein noodles are fried to crispness, while lo mein noodles are boiled to softness."

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>>8488784
Panda express is literal shit tier. Pretty much any random Chinese takeout place is better