How would you like your eggs cooked, anon?

>>8487559
>ON THE HEAT
>OFF THE HEAT

I'll just have a hollandaise sauce shake thanks.

scrampled hun

Over easy. With some toast to soak up all that yolk.

>>8487559
I'll take them blue rare, m'lady.

>>8487559
"Surprise me"

She would genuinely be impressed I bet

>>8487559
Yes

I didn't order eggs.

>>8487559
How you like your eggs, girl?
... Fried or fertilized?

>>8487559
She has that pig nose kinda thing going on.

>>8487559
Eggwhites only. Side of Oatz. Glass of water. Please be quick, I have to finish my workout.

>>8487569
Mmmm this

SOFT BOILED WITH TOAST SOLDIERS YOU DUMB CUNT

"fertilized" then I give her a wink and drop a magnum condom on the ground and flash some hundreds real quick

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Why would you let a waitress call you by name?

>>8487603
okay

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>>8487559
sunny side up and over easy are the only correct choice

>>8487691
I want mine poached

Sunny side up, over easy, poached, or soft boiled.

As a kid I hated runny eggs and would always get them over hard or scrambled.
Not sure what the fuck my problem was.

>>8487617
Why are you being mean

>>8487696
ok also, sorry, just a lot of work

>>8487637
if it were a diner i was at on the regular, that would be cool
strangers calling me my name cause they got it from my driver license or something INCENSES me, i'm not your buddy, bitch

Over medium

>>8487621
does this work? can you proposition random mid west waitresses and have it succeed?
asking for a friend, he's right here

>>8487737
>boil water
>crack egg in bowl
>turn water temp down to soft boil
>stir water to make whirlpool
>pour in egg
>wait 3 minutes

meh, not that much work... and no chance of burning it, which I like.

>>8487605
>Eggwhites only
racist

>>8487754
takes more effort than frying the shit don't be weird

>date an American southerner for seven years
>get addicted to cheese eggs
Cheese eggs, please. (:

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>>8487621
sounds like you're ready to plow

>>8487742
It's your name. Why don't you like to hear it!? You got a fuckin problem with yourself, buddy!?

>>8487770
Whoops! I dropped my MASSIVE CONDOM for my MAGNUM DONG...

>>8487762
>heat pan
>add oil/butter
>add egg
>flip egg
>onto plate

That's one less ">". Which is more work?

>>8487782
boil water takes more time

and it aint easy for what you get

>>8487782
One less meme arrow?

>>8487773
it's presumptive.
although i know it's weird and i'm probably in the wrong

>>8487791
Not him, but I only ever make a poached egg for ramen, so I'm boiling water anyway.

Actually, I started removing the yolk, mixing the white in with the noodles like an egg drop soup, and then adding the yolk in the bowl with everything lese after it was done and just letting it sit in the hot steaming water for a bit so it gets creamy then mixing it up.

It's fucking perfect.

>>8487782
>ON THE HEAT
>OFF THE HEAT
That's less than yours

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>>8487559
Dippy eggs.

Over hard

>>8487875
This.
Only a fag would want to drink up the warm, thick bodily fluids of another animal.

>>8487559
In a diner? Sunny side up, always.

over easy, please

>>8487904
You should try pulling that stick out of your ass sometime, it's probably rotten by now.
>pleb tastes

pouched over easy on toasted english muffins with hollandise on the side.

it's what i just had for breakfast.

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>>8487559
>How do I want my eggs cooked?
>*kills waitress*
>*lights resturant on fire*
>*shoot up a school*
>*comeback and revive waitress with T virus
>I'll let you decide the future from here on out
>*tips fedora twice*

scrambled i guess


eggs are shit honestly

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Had egg like this for breakfast.

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>>8488056

Sop up extra yolk with cottage cheese.

>>8488033

I bet you don't like onions either, faggot

>>8487559
Over medium

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>>8487559
Y-Yes please

Does no one else like soft scrambled?

Literally ambrosia tier, god I love eggs

>>8488391
I call em wet, and yeah they taste like butter if done right. been really into soft scrambled with thick hot sauce and sour cream,

>>8487581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4s1ECI0Eac

>>8487904
but eating them is totally different.

Over hard please don't burn the yolk please

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>>8487559
I'm never going to a restaurant for breakfast ever again.

>couple hours before work starts
>rare treat that i made it through traffic this fast
>would usually just grab some jelly and toast and hop along to wage slaving
>decide to try that hipstery looking coffee shop a block from my job
>walk in and and see cashier is old white woman
>order extra buttermilk pancakes with bacon and scrambled eggs
>ya know basic shit anyone can cook
>she says ok so thats two orders?
>"uh no i want extra pancakes thats one order"
>pay and sit down
>15 minute wait not so bad i suppose
>lady walks up with two plates of pancakes
>chuckle and shake my head decide to play it off
>about to dig in
>wait what
>my bacon is fucking raw
>ok
>eggs start looking suspicious
>poke it
>slowly realize it wasnt scrambled, but that some one cooked the eggs without stirring it in the pan at all and just scrunched it up to make it look scrambled
>what the fuck
>ok whatever my pancakes are gonna be delicious right?
>they cant possibly not know how to make pancakes right /ck/?
>pancakes are powdery on the inside
>had enough
>bring my plate up front
>"Who made this miss"
>shocked silence
>"my meal was barely cooked"
>um let me get the manager
>"you dont have to do that, i just want my money back"
>they were going to charge me 25 dollars
>decide mcdonalds would be a safe bet today

Fuck this bullshit

>>8487621
Whoops! I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

>>8488756
yep, at least maccies is cheap and consistent.