>Go on a diet for 2 months
>Eat a piece of cake and drink a coke as a reward
>Tastes like sugary shit
Woah, am I finally free?
What kind of cake did you have? Are you in america? Because that might be the problem.
>>8487437
I had some chocolate birthday cake from my cousin's party.
It would have tasted amazing 2-3 months ago. Now it just tastes like it's going through my body and making me fat.
>>8487427
>am I finally free?
No.
You're like an alcoholic who rewarded himself with a bottle of rum after 2 months sobriety.
>>8487453
Maybe you're right, thanks for informing me.
>>8487427
i was raised on mountain dew, then stopped drinking soda for about ten years
whenever i've had one recently it is filthy sweet. you definitely lose your taste for sugar after a while.
>>8487453
People's minds don't all work the same. Just as you can't trust yourself to enjoy stuff in moderation, other people can't trust themselves to abstain completely, whereby a single falter equals absolute failure.
>>8487445
I've never been on a diet before but chocolate cake always tastes shit to me. Perhaps you've just realised that shitty cakes aren't worth the calories?
>>8487445
The secret is that cake has always been fucking disgusting.
you are not free till you have the appetite of a 7 year old girl and can barely eat a chicken leg and a side of mashed
>>8487427
what fucking kind of diet ? yeah, I don't smokle cancer sticks anymore because of ofhealth concersn e-damn-cigarette now, which still isn't the fucking same, but it works...I'm not happy, but it works. Fuck you.
>>8487427
You're only free if you keep this discipline.
You're basically free, yeah. The last two times I had soda, it made me feel sick. Too bad the damage is done to my teeth, but they aren't falling out so it could be worse. Once I got past the headaches, it was pretty easy.
>>8487427
Yep, you're free buddy. In't it great? I realised this when I was about 16 and have had soft drinks probably 6-7 times in the past 6 years. When I do I can't drink an entire bottle because it makes me sick.
fucking millenials