Nothing compares to Papa Gino's
Little Caesar's really plays hardball with their $5 deal for a decent pizza.
Dominoes will always be my favorite amongst the chains. Sandy's/Gateway outside of chains, as they really know what they're doing with their sauce and use of cornmeal.
Plus, I can enjoy milkshakes, fries, subs, etc for a reasonable price. I can actually enjoy a mother fucking pizza and dip it in a milkshake then dip fries into the shake and eat those too. I can live the true American dream, but it's much much cheaper just to get some $5 pizza and a $7 thing of vodka and forget my shitty life.
>>8486777
That looks like a clickbait youtube video. Sad
>>8486777
Pizza is for children.
>>8486812
What's that, you wrote a comment! Well, Iet me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
>>8486812
And I suppose your soy and tofu and black coffee are for enlightened adults with a distinguished palate?
>>8486777
That looks like a clickbait youtube video. Sad
Oh man, I thought I was the only New Englandfag here, love Papa Gino's
>>8486777
When looking at American pizza menus, I'm always dismayed that it says "choose 2 toppings".
Who wants just two toppings?
>Pepperoni!
>Cheese!
Now that the kids have ordered, who wants 5 or more toppings?
>>8487393
That looks like shit
>>8487452
What about this?
they also make the best spaghetti and meatballs i've ever tasted