She's allergic to the nickel content and our anniversary is coming up. What are some good chocolate substitutes that I can produce or buy?
>>8485991
Carob powder
>>8486065
Doesnt that have nickel?
>>8485991
Nitrogylicerin
>>8485991
Magnets.
White Chocolate
>>8485991
Chocolate flavored condoms
>>8485991
>substitutes that I can produce
PUMP HER FULL OF CUM
>>8486152
do not lewd on my girlfriend
>>8485991
It's in all foods...
>>8486301
Is she cute tho?
>>8485991
>What are some good chocolate substitutes that I can produce or buy?
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>Girlfriend allergic to chocolate
Time to dump her and get a better woman, one that isn't allergic to anything
>>8486301
why not, m8? the more betas slobbering, the alpha-er you are, provided they don't get any
>>8485991
you can get regular chocolate
just only get 4 cents worth at a time
>>8485991
surprised this wasn't mentioned yet but Nutella is actually amazing as a substitute for choclate
have you thought about asking her what kind of treat foods she likes
>>8487631
this; you fucking mongo.
Hit her with a bad of nickels, aversion therapy or some shit.
>>8485991
>allergic to chocolate
Lmaoing @ her LIFE
>>8485991
Tyrone
>>8485991
imitation chocolate