ITT

This shit makes me wanna make a homemade white sauce

>>8484673
Something tells me you probably care more about her D-cup assistants than anything else

I remember being a kid and watching the Food Network before it went to shit.

Alton Brown for the fact that Good Eats was fucking great.
Giada to flick my itty bitty little boy clitty to.

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>>8484673
what a slut...

how about a real woman like ina

Sweet jesus on the cross those are beautiful

Why is it that she comes off as a hot schoolteacher

>>8484701
>someone actually thought this was funny

>you will never be in a cold, impersonal, humor-free relationship with Martha Stewart

why live?

>>8484706
Not only that, but ANOTHER person thought it was funny enough to save AND repost.

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>>8484706
>>8484773

Made me hurrhurrhrr in advance of seeing your comments. After learning of your collective disapproval, I guess I'm obligated to kms.

>>8484692
>Alton Brown for the fact that Good Eats was fucking great.
>was
Get ready to fight

>>8484703
i've watched her show a few times
she comes off so fucking fake, her smile is forced and looks unnatural for most of the show
i believe it was lentil soup she made, and when she tasted it at the end you could clearly tell it wasn't good, wasn't what she was expecting
got a bad vibe from her, not a fan

>>8484934
>tv is fake

no duh, but she is genuine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr3x6ig4JKw

>be me.
>walk into thread.
>"you are favorite chef".
>OP, sir, you're (proper use) an unintelligent buffoon.
>turn a full 180 degrees and walk out.

>>8484673

No you're favorite chef.

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BITCHES LEAVE. This is the only person on Food Network that fucking matters!!!

>>8484679
t. a-cup roastie

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OONA

Even with a ton of surgery, I could never have tits like that.

>>8485043
poor tranny

Reminder that Giada is/was a die-hard Clinton supporter.

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>>8484833
>32G

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i want to slurp the semen from his penis if you catch my drift

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my dad

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>>8484833
looks like my mom/10

>>8485147
Do you want a brother?

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This crazy guy

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>>8484673
No I'm not.

>>8485035
/ck/ is /tv/ now?

>>8485147
Yo mama hot.
Dang.

>>8484673
I'd motorboat her melons but wouldn't take a bj due to the strong possibility of losing it to her teeth nor a handy jay, she had the hands of an 80 year old, all liver spotted and wrinkled.

>>8485147
wouldbangurmum/10

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Hnnnnnmmmggggggggggggghhhh

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Memes aside I did like to see him actually cook.

henry

i don't know his last name

>>8484673
jesus CHRIST i want her to slice my balls off at the brink of orgasm

Paul Prudhomme

>>8484673
Isnt she the one who's meant to be a huge whore

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>>8484673
Wasn't planning to fap, but you've given me no choice OP.

>>8485739
Yeah.

There was a blind item type rumor that she's an insatiable sex demon into the swinger lifestyle and her divorce was brought on because she was running around on her cuck husband for a while.

>>8484703
>>8484934
>>8484968

remember when she turned down a 6 year old make-a-wish kid with leukemia twice? ayy

>>8485769

i probably would too. sounds depressing.

>>8485739
She was raped repeatedly by her father when she was growing up.

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>>8485753
>she's an insatiable sex demon

>>8485854
theres no basis for this

>>8485147
You are going to be my wife's son in a matter of month's. How will it feel to be a living meme?

>>8485881
Wrong.

>>8485881
I'm pretty sure raping a minor is illegal bro

>>8485890
>>8485891
nvm didnt see her fathers name listed cause i skimmed

>>8484703
please turn down the definition on that photo

>>8484703
she looks like such a fake joyless drunk. the kind that goes to bars to try to pick up on young men, but starts ranting at them about how much of a bastard they are, little dicks, and then gets picked up and wakes up in the drunk tank covered in her own piss and vomit.

and she cant cook to save her liver spotted life.
>>8484833
>i want to live between her thighs.
>>8484673
>she will never be your Mrs. Robinson
KILL ME NOW, SPARE ME THE SUFFERING.

>>8484673
Met John Besh, pretty bro-tier guy and his eyes are dreamy.

>>8485075
>of coke, yet she's still plump

>>8484673
I wonder if she works her milk into recipes.

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>>8485552

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Chef John of course

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Jackie.

>>8486212
>>8486249
Pathetic.

>>8486260
Who's yours, big shot?

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MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY

>>8485540
>Dat gum to tooth ratio

Nope

>>8485219
PAN

FULL OF LIQUID NITROGEN

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>>8486278
>gum to tooth ratio
>nope
MmmmmK buddy.

>>8484706
>>8484773
its actually a re-do of a joke from Fraisier

>>8484703
She comes off as a drunk, rich, cunt, but came here to post her.

>>8484673
I wonder if she's ever taken a creampie in her asshole if you catch my drift

>>8486372
>came here to post x
You have to go back.

>>8486374
I dont think i understand

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>>8484673
>swn lure you in with fresh baked treats and molest you

>>8486420
save a bullet for me bro. I WANT OUT OF THIS HELLISH WORLD.

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>>8484833
>tfw she will never sit on your face
>tfw you will never motorboat her tits
>tfw she will never be your friend's mother who takes advantage of you when you're a horny teen

Why live?

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>>8484673
Fuck, imagine that face looking upwards towards you while she's sucking your cock.

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>>8484673
No bum tho. Nature grants women either tits or ass, rarely both.

>wouldstillbang/10

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easy peasy

>>8484673
god i hate giada's cooking show she pisses me off

i would hate fuck her

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>>8486489
>google image search her
>suggested refined search is "teeth"

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>>8484833
MOMMA

>>8486260
fuck you

>>8484833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>>8484673
Marco Pierre White

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This motherfucker

>>8484673
>Mootz-eye-rail-ah

I fucking hate that bitch.

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THE BEST.

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>>8484673
I don't even want to know how many loads I've blasted during her show.

>>8486788

patrician taste dubs confirm.

>>8485069
D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>8484833
T H I C C

>>8484833

mommy pls

>>8485069
So she's every woman ever?

WTF I'm gay now.

>>8486924
You were a faggot before.

>>8484673
Moar Giada

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>>8486249
The perfect cooking duo

>>8484703
Cookbooks have great recipes tbf

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>No Ainsley Harriot yet

you're all faggots

>>8487324
Plz tell me they aren't implants

>>8487328
this tbqh.

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>>8484673

I don't know about favorite but this guy is definitely the one I'm the most interested in right now. His whole thing is quite curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceea-y9xFKo

>>8487660
Chef wearing rubber gloves during plating. Dropped.

>>8487324
wew

>>8486912
Julia Child is GOAT. Too bad she is butt ugly

>>8487511
I agree.
>>>/wsg/1502882
>>>/wsg/1502890

>>8485069
reminder to judge someone on the merit of their work and not their personal affiliations
reminder that someone's political orientation doesn't define them as a person

>>8487838
Bernie supporter? You guys got shafted, so I don't blame you.

>>8485069
its okay, the sexual abuse and mind break her father did to her i can understand.

Google here father name and crime its covered up pretty well

>>8487531
This thread just got BLACKED

hyeah bwoiyyy

>>8486775

AYYYY wah chef!

>>8484973
its 360 degress dumbass 180 would just turn you in a crickr

>>8485078
>not taking that hot load in your ass instead
what are you, some kind of faggot?

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>>8486275
>>8484673
Jesus christ
im not one to watch cooking shows of keep up with any celeb chef's
but holy fuck she is hot
any episodes of her stuff worth watching?

>>8485069
>hi I'm a neo-fascist who's every thought process is controlled and determined by Aleksandr Dugin, and my subroutine is to make every shitpost I make political, no matter how mundane the topic
The post.

>>8487660
Is he cooking slices of wood?

>>8486293
Emily Osment has a cooking show?

>>8487977
>being this new

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BAM

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>>8484673
Anon you have good taste

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bone apple tea

>>8486775
HELLO THIS IS WAH CHEF FROM WARIWAAAAH DOT COOM

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>>8488555
Oh my

>>8486472
dropped

>>8485219

so fucking uncharismatic

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I want to fug this granny so goddamn bad

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>>8484673
What a smug bitch. Keep your dumb eyes open when your talking.

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>>8487324
Lucille 2?

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>>8488555
wew i think she knew

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>>8488555

>>8488555
checked and keked

>>8485540
Is this mat-Tina?

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>>8488926
Tina Nordstrom.
>tfw you will never wake up each morning to the smiling face of a Nordic goddess and the smell of breakfast and coffee coming from the kitchen

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Mmmmmmhhh. Is she on the menu?

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>>8488941
>tfw realizing been having sexual fantasies about her for 15 years.
>tfw heard she declined doing a topless photo shoot a while ago.
>tfw she will never engulf your peen with her large kukslukarmun.

>>8484833
I want to clamp onto her breasts and suck on them like I'm running out of air and she's my life support. I want to be her little lamprey eel.

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>>8488527
>those feet

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>>8488555

>>8484692
Alton brown is not a chef
he is an actor and a bad one

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>the phone call at 7:03
is there a more patrician chef?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqU30Qiju0c

>>8487324
Look up Ms. Mischief for a pornstar that looks like her

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>>8488555

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>>8484673
An englishman goes to france and creates a restaurant and french people actually eat there.

How did this pisshead pull this off?

>>8489120
You beat me to it. I actually miss this old drunk.

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>>8484673
Why do roasties get so jealous of /ourgirl/

>>8489330
I remember when people got totally buttblasted about her even having a show
>how dare you hire a model

uhh she went to cooking school dumbass

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>>8489120
We god tier now

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>>8488555
>she knows

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>>8484673

>>8488134

Not really. I don't know what their sound editor is fucking thinking but Everytime I come across here show it sounds like I am right in her nasal cavity. She has such a strong nasaly American accent to begin with but they sharpen the sounds so much.

Also California teeth smile. The most teethy fucking person I have ever seen. In fact the .gif in OP is the first time I have ever seen her show so little teeth

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>151 posts
>no Ja/ck/

>>8487785
>implying she wouldn't drink you under the table and awkwardly molest you

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>>8489800
Is this loss?

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>>8488555

>>8487531
he always make me want to give my meat a good ol' RUB

>>8486472
Goodness, that is one depressing and pathetic excuse for a pair of booty cheeks

>>8487324
>chest freckles
I fucked a ginger chick with chest freckles once hnggggg

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>>8488555
trips get tips

>>8489611
>>8489120
My boyssssss

have a quick slurp

Marco Pierre White

or Rick Stein hehe

>>8488990
He went to NECI you dumbass

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She's so cute. Everytime she smiles,I smile :3

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Anyone here watch Michel Dumas?

I like him, he reminds me of my grandpa. Except my grandpa cannot cook.

>>8485552
guy fieri is awesome
diners drive-ins & dives > yelp any day of the week

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I would watch him as a kid, then I found out we owned a wok and demanded I be taught how to use it.

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>>8484673

>>8490015
we wuz chefs n shieeet

>>8489778
Excellent taste anon, Rachel is stacked as fuark

>>8484673
>>8486275
Holy fucking shit

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>>8488555
>dem trips

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>>8488555

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>>8488555

beautiful

>>8490015
I want her to squirt my loud out of the gap in her buck teeth

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>>8488555

didnt see her name mentioned but found out she was on food network canada, which explains some things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd882_1YOvI

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HEILLO?

Kelsie or that mexican made easy are preme

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Et on ajoute un petit litre de cognac !

>>8490078
Finally met his mental equal in battle

>>8489778
Is this thicc woman natty?

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>>8490316

>>8490052
Chef Dumas's videos are maximum comfy. I speak no French but absolutely love watching him regardless.

>>8484703

She said that cilantro sucks. I get that some people have genes that make them not like cilantro, but that's like being a lactose intolerant chef and telling everyone that milk sucks.

She's a retard.

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I wish Jon Townsend was my dad

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>>8485093
Anything you wanna get off your chest, anon?

>>8490578
same anon
same

>>8490015

what horrifyingly ugly teeth.

>>8490600
LENOOOOORE

>>8488990

>he is an actor and a bad one

he seems like an unfriendly turbo-autist whom I'd want to punch if I knew him IRL

that said, the actual content of his show is good

>>8489944
>He went to NECI you dumbass
What's that like 1-2 years? lol professional after a short stint in some school

>>8488064
>not wanting to sample the flavour of his hot load
b-baka!

>>8486293
Her face is brutal

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>>8487324

>>8489778

ugly mongoloid tier.

clearly inherited her nice breasts from her mother's side.

>>8489778
hnnnnng her body is crayzay

>>8484673
David Chang or Eric Ripert.

Both of them seem like nice dudes and would be fun to hang out with.

>>8490015
Man I dated a niggress who actually looked better than that but similar. She was whitewash too, no nigger accent and didn't smoke pot all the time. She liked playing cello and watching cartoons. But my parents and /pol/ convinced me that I couldn't marry her because our kids would be black. They were probably right.

>>8488678
>>8488807
>>8488876
>>8488909
>>8488988
>>8489096
>>8489623
>>8489851
>>8489881
>>8490126
>>8490137
>>8490145
>>8490152

neo-/ck/ everyone

>>8491005
shut up

>>8490678
so what is your definition of "chef"?

usually it is graduating from culinary school but I want yours

why hasn't this thread been deleted

it's the /ck/ version of /tv/ waifu shitposting

>>8491245
Mods don't usually delete their own threads.

>>8491245

why haven't u deletd ur face

lol fuckin' rekt

>>8491057
Not that Anon, but Chef has always meant Boss to me. Your either in charge and the Chef, or you're not. This kind of thinking sort of breaks down in places that have Kitchen Managers and the like, but at that point I'd say it's most likely either a corporate structure or otherwise run in a way that would make that person inelligable to be the Boss of the kitchen/ restaurant.

>>8491057
A chef is the person who runs the kitchen. Everybody else is a line cook, there are sometimes sous chefs who helps cook and oversees food production while the head chef checks everything for quality.

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you're all fucking plebians.

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Plebs. All of you.

>>8490316
Ahahahaha ça faisait longtemps que je m'étais pas rematté ça.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-lCVMAZBhM

>>8485024
My nigga.

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>>8487324
Good fucking lord.

>>8490206
>Rachel Ray

Disgusting.

>>8491057
Going to school doesn't make you a professional. A professional is someone who gets paid to do X.

Having a comedy-cooking show doesn't make you a professional chef.

>>8492500
Who gives a shit? A chef is a kitchen manager, not some all-knowing master of cooking.

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>>8488555

>>8486212
I feel like he's a way better chef than he shows in his videos but he needs to severely dumb it down for his audience.

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>all these meme answers

Seriously?

>>8492778
You asked me what I thought a chef was.

Clearly graduating from school doesn't make you a professional.

>>8492844
Willy is based as fuck

>>8492844
He not only has a godly cooking show, he looks and talks like god. All worship Staib.

>>8490575
Milk does suck, Ina is based

>>8488990
>/k/ommando here, ready to fucking fight you in defense of the great ally Alton Brown

>>8493908
my favorite part of the show was the other guys' thinly veiled contempt for him. i caught a new episode just with julia and bridget and it just isn't the same.

>>8484673

You guys have shit taste.

All time US - Charlie Trotter

Current US - Paul Liebrandt

All time France - Paul Bocuse or Fernand Point

Current France - Seba Bras

All time UK - Roux brothers

Current UK - Raymond Blanc

Favorite female chef - Dorie Greenspan

>>8490575

people who have that shitty gene should not be allowed to be 'chefs'

kinda like that one dickhole on Chopped that can't handle red onions in his food

>>8484673
Martin Yan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KRGi17Xg0Y

>>8484973

The tits totally distracted me from noticing that error... I don't even care.

>>8487660

That news reporter (woman) is beautiful.

>>8484973
its a meme you dip

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>>8486275

>>8484833
GU GU GA GA

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>>8490987
Nothing wrong with dating her but you would regret having kids with her.

>>8490052
I do, he's among my favorite food jewtuber right now

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>>8488555
chek'd and kek'd

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>>8494721
>you will never be 1/10th as handsome as eastwood or his son

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True answer

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>>8496007

>>8492342
Thank you. I don't even care that he works/ed for Knorr.

>>8486249

Top pick. I learned almost all of my entry level cooking skills from his show, especially how to not fuck up eggs. Those knife skills too.

>>8487531

I like him but the only show I found of his on youtube the camera is going fucking everywhere and it triggers my autism.

https://youtu.be/JjnvkxVjCu8?t=1m53s

What's the best show to check out of his?

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>No Maangchi

>>8496571
>>No Maangchi
I feel guilty but I'd do unspeakable things with maangchi

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>>8496731
Don't you even think about it.
Maangchi transcends such things.

>>8496743
Come on anon... You know you've thought of it...

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You all lose.

>>8484833
This whore better crack and do porn before she goes over the hill.

>>8485540
giant teeth.. let me go out on a limb here and assume she is dutch.

>>8489778
God I hope she gets her phone hacked or something.

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So fucking sexy.

>>8497013
She was great on Hot Ones, seems like a legit cool person.


Also I wanna suck on her feet

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Apparently from one of her books. I need to buy them.

>>8497008
Swedish. Famous for once making semen stew on American TV, describing it as 'delicious - both bitter and a bit salty'. She was actually making sjömansbiff (literally seamans steak but it's a type of pot stew) and got caught out by thoughtless translation and poor pronunciation.

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>>8497030
I think she's hotter the fatter she gets and that damn raspy voice.....hnnnnggggg would so let her sit on my face after she eats her best Mexican dish and sweaty from the kitchen.

>>8488555
she knows

>>8497011
>God I hope she gets her phone hacked or something.
seriously.

>>8490987
if you had daughters they could turn out fine, but if you had sons they would be guaranteed to be retards striving to prove how black they are.

best choice would have been to just keep her as a mistress.

>>8484679

tfw you'll never fall asleep with one of Giada's tits in your mouth

>>8497013
I liked her on star wars

>>8497013
Damn she got THICC

Reminder that Giada is related to Dino De Laurentis, one of the best film makers of all time

>>8484673
fun

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>>8484673
The GOAT.

>>8484673
id devour her feet

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>>8498431
Crisp, with a glaze of honey and 'cha sauce.

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>>8497071

>>8484673
>swn wear your chastity key between her milky jugs on television

>>8484833
>Bailey Jay in 20 years

>>8486472

Funny you should say that since her tits are fake.

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>>8484673
very comfy watching since I'm lonley and only have my doge.

>tfw too scared to check if Chalky is dead or not

>ctrl + f
>only one mention of Eric Ripert
Why.

>>8496731
Me too anon, me too

>tfw you will never have glorious bloated sex after a full home cooked meal she's prepared
>tfw you will never bust a nut on her as she says "hi everybody"

>>8500429
Mynigga.png

>>8488555
just an amazing post

bravo

>>8485069
see>>8488184

>>8500429
>she will never secretly give you a footjob under the kitchen table while you have guests over
Kill me, please.

>>8484673
Imagine if she was your mom. Imagine having access to her panty drawer.

>>8496023
yeah piece of shit he is. fake mothofucka

>>8493961

Thank god someone mentioned the Roux brothers and Raymond Blanc.

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>>8488555
kek

>>8498056
finally

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more for his technique/kitchen appliance philosophy than his outright chef-ness

>>8501740
>tfw no Giada mommy to catch you sniffing her panties and give you a spanking with an OXO Good Grips™ stainless steel slotted spoon

>>8500295
He's been dead for like 15 years m8

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>>8503656

oh yeah?

>>8489330
Is it wrong for a woman to like looking at other attractive women's tiddies without being an actual lesbian? Why can't we just have nice things like cooking milfs.

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>>8493908
I love the special he did re-creating a Victorian Boston dinner with a wood burning stove. Classical recipes get little love but this guy is almost as autistic as I am about old cookbooks and old ways of eating.

I actually have an American Test Kitchen subscription

>>8485552
He's a normie dude-bro, but he genuinely loves cooking, and the happiness that it brings to people.

>>8485753
I can tell. I had a friend who smiled in the same way. She was nuts. Seriously, you can tell with these things.

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The elites

>>8491005
ne/ck/ urself fgt

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RIP Francis ;_;

>>8501911
>>8493961 here

They are certainly some of the best chefs to have ever cooking in the UK.

Charlie Trotter, Seba Bras, and Point are probably my all time top three. Liebrandt is close and I think with a little more experience he'll be right up there.

I love Michel Bras too but I think his son has overshadowed him at this point but I'm a bit bias there.

I wish more than anything I go back in time and work with Trotter for a while or just have a meal with him. James Beard as well.

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>>8504407
>MPW as Jesus

>>8484673
>>8484833
>>8486275
>>8488555

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8505114
I liked the egg episode.

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I hate this man. Everything he does is a waste of food, and im not alking about "hurr the starving african children" im talking about an actual fucking waste of good food.

He couldnt open a can of beans without making the can opener out if beef-flavored chocolate and then supersizing the can.

He comes off as narcissistic and an arsehole to his staff, because he takes all the credit for their hard work

He was a debt collector, and anyone in the usury business is a rotten, slimy dirtbag with no morals and only a love of money. Heston in particular was a real slimeball, and still is.

He is a complete full package, piece of work that leeches off his actual talented staff.
I could go on.

>>8504103
absolutely. is there anything wrong with this?

>>8486207
how? he actually looks like a normal overweight dude (almost like my friends dad actually.) if you can't understand that he plays a character for his TV shows you are literally an idiot.

>>8492342

Marco is the definition of GOAT

I am favorite chef.

>>8489800
>And when your mom is done cutting the me you can suck up all the juice.

>>8487838
Yes, it definitely does.

>>8486472
This looks like one of those Italian man disgustingly looking at broad woman photoshops. Is it real?

>>8485069
Fucking dropped.

Those titties are still something else tho

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>>8505114
This.

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>>8506806

You're making me cry, anon.

>>8485769

who fucking cares

>>8488761
Try that sentence again, Mr. Smartypants.

>>8498056
I could listen to him describe how to break down a turkey and feel as if he had just defused a time bomb and made love to me simultaneously. Also watching him juggle his knives + his over the top post-production is fun.

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>>8485552
I love him

>>8493984
How have i not known about this guy untill now? Dudes a legend

>>8506827
son of a bitch, this is why I can't get a dog, I know they will die before me and make me want to sudoku

>>8487324
I'd holder