>I-it's not that spicy. I can handle it.

>>8481606
Ye its just rice ??

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>use 1 thai pepper in alla puttanesca I served to my family for christmas
>mfw their faces were bright red and they couldn't take more than one bite

>Make 2 alarm chili kit earlier today
>Didn't use the red pepper packet
>mom still found it spicy so I had to add 2 sugar packets to it

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>get a curry with family
>tradition is we all share each other's curries
>insist on getting a spicy one
>no one touches it
>everyone just thinks I'm trying to show off (?)
Fuck this gay earth

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>not enjoying the pain and burn in your mouth

I had the vindaloo on a dare from my indian roomates. It wasn't that bad, though I did eat it slowly.

>hate spicy things
>make something mildly spicy
>sweat a little but grin and bear it
Give me a call, Kevin Feige, the rights to this one are cheap.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is beyond spicy.

Eating one of their original recipe chicken breasts. Wow, I couldn't believe it, that spice blew my mind. I was red all over from that spice and I sucked it up in front of my wife. It's nice to give her a break from the kitchen but... It's a kind of exotic spice that I can't put my finger on, it doesn't seem to be in our spice cupboard which only has salt.

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>>8481940
>tfw there are people that probably do think KFC is too spicy

>>8481954
I used to date a Pennsylvanian. She wasn't quite that bad, but she did think that the caramel-soaked crispy beef her local Chinese place served was quite spicy.

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>spicy food

>>8481606
If my face isn't that color, the food isn't spicy enough. I'm not trying to show off, I'm an endorphin-addicted masochist, and I when I ask for my fix, I expect to be given my fix.

>>8481954
My mother thinks table ground pepper is too spicy

Milk!

So spicy!!

Ahh hot!

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>get into curry battle royale with family
>my curry isn't spicy enough to kill them
>I am sentenced to death
posting from the ceremonial cooking pot

>I'm a real man because my preferred capsaicin level is above the average

>>8484396
It doesn't make me a real man to be able to eat Carolina Reapers raw. But it does make you a pussy for not being able to eat a jalapeno.

>>8481606
how did you find that image lol