Orthodox Strict Fast Meals

Ask your God.

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>>8481016

>Wednesdays and Fridays are fast days

All days go the same speed, dum dum.

Religious people are stupid.

oh god I don't know if this is a subtle bait or if you just don't know where you are posting, enjoy the ride OP

>>8481026
It's not bait, and I'm well aware.

But, this is a cooking board and I guess I have high hopes.

>>8481031

you might get a few suggestions, I wish I could post some
you will just have to sift through all the shit

Water is good.

>>8481016
Go Copt or go home.

>>8481040
Thanks for that.

>>8481016

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

faggot

>>8481016
My Greek friends basically go vegan for lent. That's the fast as I understand it.

I'm Catholic but on fast days we go with fruit, nuts, and veggies

>>8481056
How do you feel about the divinity of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Just curious.

>>8482470
Not who your asking, but stop using the erroneous phrase "our" lord and savior. He is in the minds of the idiots that believe nonsensensical fairytales, but not in the minds of most people. You can use the term "my," but not "our."

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>>8481016
> I'm trying to obey
So that you can die forever after a life of being a nice little slave for one of the churches of one of the religions?

Only pray for yourself, to yourself. Don't belong to a religion, create one.

>>8482489
Triggered neckbeard

>>8482492
Helping others = religious slave

>>8482489
But they believe that he's precisely EVERYBODY'S - just that everybody who's not Xious or Yian it hugely mistaken and will burn in hell as directed by God. Of course, he does his best to save them, but in the end the destiny is in their hands.

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>>8482496
I'm really helping myself.

>>8481016
Orthodox fasting is just from animal products, oil and alcohol.

>>8482489
Jolly Saint Nicholas would slap your shit for that heresy, you know.

>>8482501
Are fish animals? Noah didn't put them on the arc, sooooo

>>8482531
thats why theyre mostly fishermen and alcoholics m8

>>8482531
It's all semantics really. They're in the Animalia kingdom.
No Fish and chips for you then.

>>8481031
This isn't a cooking board, it's a board for basement dwellers who consider Taco Bell to be ethnic dining and Red Lobster to be haute cuisine to come and out-snob each other over chicken tendies.

>>8481016
LENTils (ha!), peas, potatoes, all sorts of legumes.
I'm partial to "monk's pilaf" myself, which is a rice pilaf (think, greasy risotto) made with olive oil and lots of veggies.
dolmades are pretty good too

>>8482501
> oil and alcohol
no, you're a faggot

>>8482489
Do you get mad when a company CEO mentions "our profits"

Is it only Catholics that feast on altar boys or is that a universal thing in Christianity?

>>8482702
>is that a universal thing in Abrahamaic Religions?

FYP:

Chrisitans & Muslims, especially, denounce sexuality as evil and a sin.

So the men find other outlets for sexual gratification.

Google: Bacha Bazi

It is still being widely practiced in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran etc... etc...

>>8482731
>Google: Bacha Bazi

wtf?

this is fucking real??????!?!?!?!?!

> Bacha bāzī (Persian: بچه بازی, literally "boy play"; from بچه bacha, "child", and بازی bāzī, "game") is a slang term in Afghanistan for a wide variety of activities involving sexual relations between older men and younger adolescent men, or boys, that sometimes includes child sexual abuse or pederasty. The practitioner is commonly called bacha Baz (meaning "pedophile" in Persian). It may include to some extent child pornography, sexual slavery, and child prostitution in which prepubescent boys are sold to wealthy or powerful men for entertainment and sexual activities.

>>8482731

I've read about that... apparently middle easterners are pretty open and OK with pedophilia, as long as it is gay pedophilia.

I don't get muslim logic at all.

>>8482702
Orthodox priests are allowed (nay, encouraged) to marry, so they are normal heteros and fug their wives and any female parishioners who are willing
Orthodox monks are pretty much all gay
there are no such thing as Orthodox choir-boys (Orthodox chant sounds best when sung by deep manly voices) so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KpCQRrP6Js

>>8482737
as real as it gets
http://www.wnd.com/2011/01/250677/

>>8482702
nice meme. Sexual abuses in catholic churches don't happen at any higher rate then they do in every other church or religion.

>>8482731
Non-religious, secular institutions have a much higher rate of abuses than religious ones

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>>8481016
cuttlefish
squid
octapus
hummus
cod roe salad
pasta with tomato sauce
grilled vegs /potatoes
and basicaly everything is to be fried or cooked without olive oil or animal butter

>>8482778
> cod roe
no.

>>8482795
look up taramas senpai...its fuggin gud

>>8482800
is very good, but is not lent-food (outside of special days)
cuttlefish and squid skate by on a technicality
olive oil is allowed, animal fat, indeed is not

>>8482745
>I've read about that... apparently middle easterners are pretty open and OK with pedophilia, as long as it is gay pedophilia.

Sex with reproductive age women = Sin
Sex with 5 year old boy = Pakistani National Pastime

Religion does weird shit to normally logical people

>>8482814
i was told olive oil is a no no while olives are ok ....

>>8481016
http://www.abbamoses.com/fasting.html

>>8481016
Exceptions to the fast based on medical necessity (as with diabetes) are always allowed.

>>8482489

Fuck off you fedora wearing faggot. I'm a fucking atheist but I'm also not an idiot. When he says "our" he refers to the people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their lord personal savior. When a person says "our country" they don't mean every fucking person on the whole damn planet.

>>8482841
how does that make any sense, anon? your granny (or her village priest) was a bit confused. oil and wine are part of the sacraments, it's not possible to not use them, even during Lent

>>8481016
Just get a couple mcchix

>>8482489
i found the english major

>>8482731
>>8482737
>>8482745
>>8482829
its more like islam lets men have up to 4 wives so rich uber chads get all the qt virgin waifus and that leaves a bunch of poor single men fucking boy pussy since you get stoned for adultury

suck is life in falafal land

>>8482876
>i know nothing about orthodox/eastern rite fasting, but allow me to pontificate on the matter all the same
lol
Not even that guy, but half my mother's family are Byzantines and half my dad's are Maronites. Both observe fasts wherein wine and oil are forbidden. I wasn't raised religious so I never had to do those fasts. I think wine/oil is forbidden through all four of the major fasts (Nativity/Martin's Lent, Greater Lent, Apostles' Fast and the Dormition), but only Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Additionally, no animal products are to be consumed during fasts except for fish on weekends.

In addition, Byzantine Catholics have a few other fast days outside of the four major fasting periods, like the vigil for St. John the Baptist's beheading, where in addition to the other rules, you're not allowed to eat anything round, especially not cabbages or beans, or anything that requires a knife to prepare or eat or that is served on a flat plate. Ergo, it's soup day. Carrot and leek soup. Whole leeks and whole carrots are cooked in water then eaten once they're mushy as fuck. It's horrible.

>>8482981
> Maronite
there's your problem
anyways, Eastern Orthodox churches each do their own thing, and you should know that, being so well versed in doctrine.

>>8482992
Orthodox, Maronites and Byzantines all follow the same fasts and have more-or-less the same rules for them. Maronites and Byzantines, where xerophagy is seldom done except by clergy and try-hards, are considered less strict than Orthodox, where xerophagy is done by nearly all of the various branches.

Now, for an anecdotal bit of something: growing up, Coptic friends of mine sneaked out of the house during many of their numerous fasts (like, two-thirds of the year is fasting and half of the fasting days involve xerophagy) just to eat fucking bean burritos at Taco Bell. It's pretty strict when eating a bean burrito, because it's prepared with oil, is considered an act of rebellion, Anon.
Remember, though, most people aren't religious, even in Eastern circles (except Copts, Byzantines and Maronites, who are fucking crazy religious). Most other Easterners I've encountered are mostly C&E Christians, just as many Western people are.

>>8483037
yeah copts are pretty much the wahhabites of orthodoxy
but I'm from Romania and we're pretty fucking laid back over here...

Sorry, m8, I'm an atheist.
Can't help you with that.

>>8482492

does being this bitter help you at all?

You've read too much Nietzsche. The whole master/slave morality thing falls apart when you realize that at some point everyone has to accept some form of morality, whether it be their own or a different form. So by choosing the whole master slave thing goes out the window. With choice, all moralities are master moralities.

Man needs something to live by. At least OP has principles. You don't have any. You're the fucking last man. You think because you pull edgy atheist shit that you are some how empowered. Do you think that when Nietzsche said "I am no man, I am Dynamite" He was talking about faggots that jerk off to anime all day long like yourself?

>>8482731
t. bill nye tier new atheist

>>8482829
>arabs
>normally logical

pick one

>>8483821
Thank you for your enlightening post.

>>8484518
>Afghani
>Arab
Pick one