MINI BURGERS ARE NOT FUCKING SLIDERS

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you might be the only person on the planet who cares

>>8480861
Real sliders are good and I have a feeling White Castle is going to go out of business soon. Somebody needs to speak out about these things.

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Sliders are just mini-burgers; they are literally just something - anything - small, on a small bun, that can "slide down your throat".

That's all.

>>8480850
>[this word] has an absolute, unchanging definition that leaves literally ZERO room for ambiguity or creative interpretation

how's that autism treating you?

>>8480873
You think those fucking burgers in the OP could slide down your throat? A good slider doesn't even really need to be chewed.

>>8480850
I agree, actually.
Sliders are small, steamed, soft burgers that are simple in construction and SLIDE down your gullet.
Mini burgers are mini fucking burgers. You can't make a smaller version of a regular burger with all the same toppings and call it a slider.

>>8480887
Yes! The meat is cooked through the vegetable with the bun on top and covered so it also absorbs the vegetable steam. King's Hawaiian mini buns are perfect. I've pretty much got White Castle beat with my method now so I'm thinking of testing out some other vegetables besides/in addition to onions. Maybe something like slaw.

>>8480887
>You can't make a smaller version of a regular burger with all the same toppings and call it a slider

Well actually, you can do exactly that, as evidenced by the literal millions of restaurants around the world that do it every day.

Face it, the general consensus of the public is that sliders = mini burgers. No steam necessary, no limits on toppings or other ingredients. If I want to make two mini waffle, put a breaded tendie between them, and call it a "chicken & waffles" slider, guess what: I fucking can. And the world will agree with me, and you will be left shattered, sobbing, and gnashing your teeth over my creation and appropriation of your beloved term "slider".

KYS.

>>8480885
>A good slider doesn't even really need to be chewed

t. Morbidly Obese Sperglord

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>>8480918
>and you will be left shattered, sobbing, and gnashing your teeth over my creation and appropriation of your beloved term "slider".

You have an over-inflated opinion of yourself. That's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder, children.

Also, public opinion doesn't make something right or fact. 85% of the population are morons like you, and know fucking nothing.

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>>8480918
While we're on the subject - what the literal fuck is up with people calling their mince pies "mincemeat" despite it not having any fucking meat in it?

>>8480923
Oh when I eat a soft meat pastry I'm a morbidly obese sperglord but when a frenchman does it he's a "gorumande"?

>>8480930
>public opinion doesn't make something right or fact

It does when it comes to language. Don't give me any prescriptivist bullshit

>>8480948
No, it doesn't. That's why we have a class system social structure. People who know proper language, etiquette, and are generally well informed are considered of a higher class than say...people like you.

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>>8480959
you tried

is this a slide thread?

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>>8480966
And won. You're a dumbass. Learn to live with the fact and learn your place.

>>8480966
Knowing a real slider from a mini burger could save your life some day Anon. We're making America great again.

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>>8480972
top puf anon

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>>8480976
>posting anime

You're the burning STD of /ck/. Fuck off.

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>>8480980
>getting mad about taiwanese woodcarvings on a taiwanese woodcarvings site

anon your very predictable

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>>8480990
>predictable
says the baiting faggot posting anime

>>8480850
Nice 'ni 'gers, op.

>>8480873
So if I put my dick on a bun, does that make it a slider?

>>8481014

Well, yeah. But only in your particular case.

>>8481018
Alright, open up.
It's about to slide down your throat.

>>8481020
I don't think your 'slider' is quite long enough to do that, anon...

>>8481163
I think you're seriously overestimating the length of your mouth. It only takes a few inches to get it into your throat.

>>8480850
ok, calm down you autistic fuck.

>>8481174
I don't think you've ever slid your dick down anyone's throat

>>8480850

Meatballs on a bun are not burgers. They are meatball sandwiches on a roll. I love meatball sandwiches on a roll, but it's still not a hamburger.

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>>8480850
It's a slider buddy. A slider is a mini sandwich by any definition.

>>8482835
Meatballs have starch in them and are baked not fried. I don't like super thick burgers, but they're different from meatballs. Meatball sandwiches are pretty good.

>>8482843
Wrong. WTF about mini sandwiches slides?

>>8482858
If your baking your meatballs instead of frying the outside and finishing them in your simmering sauce your doing it very wrong.

>>8480966
>>8480976
>>8480990
Who is this cutie?

>>8482862
>what is wikipedia

>>8483121
A collaborative, user generated project that is absolutely worthless as a citation?

>>8480942
He chews, he doesn't inhale like some sort of demented cartoon puffball.

>>8480959
People who stubbornly insist on outdated terminology are almost universally considered low-class.

>>8483132
Still better than your [citation needed]

>>8483151
We're not talking about "outdated" terminology, we're talking about proper terminology. The word "slider" isn't outdated. Using it to describe any small hamburger is improper and makes you look stupid and low class.

>>8480942
Mincemeat pies do have meat in them. If they don't have meat, then they are just mince pies. Traditional mincemeat contains beef suet. I have some in my pantry now, and it's called mincemeat, and it has meat in it.

>>8483229
>Using it to describe any small hamburger is improper
Not true. Where are you getting this idea?

>>8482993
Series is Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san.
Basically a cute devious girl is constantly teasing and pranking a dense guy and they fall in love.

>>8483238
What are you, thick? A small hamburger doesn't make it a slider.

>>8483608
What are you, stupid? A small hamburger is a slider!

>>8483633
No, it's not. It's a mini-burger. A slider is specific to how it's made.

>>8483926
No, it's not. A slider is just another name for mini-burger.

>>8483959
No, it's a specific kind of burger.
Mini-burger can apply to any small burger. Slider can't. It's like how hamburgers are sandwiches but sandwiches aren't hamburgers.

>>8484060
No, mini-burgers can apply to any small burger this includes sliders, which are just mini-burgers.

>>8484080
>>8484060
All sliders are mini-burgers but not all mini-burgers are sliders

>>8484084
incorrect. All mini-burgers are sliders.

>>8484094
Definitely wrong and marginalizing actual sliders. Making normal burgers mini is a novelty. Sliders are small by necessity.

>>8484100
Obviously you have no idea what a slider is and the origin of the word.

>>8482858

Not everyone puts starch in their meatballs. Lots of people put only meat in their meatballs. Also who the fuck are you to dictate how meatballs must be cooked? Fuck off.

>>8484114
Pray tell us the origin of the term as it is unknown to etymologists. It should be pretty obvious that dry sandwiches do not now nor did they ever slide into, out from, up, across or down anything.

>>8484135
What kind of fucked up retarded meatballs are you making? Not all balls of meat are meatballs.

This is some fucking safe space numale tolerant shit. Just because you want to be called a girl doesn't mean you are one.

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>>8484114
I am away that words and their definitions can evolve over time.

I can make a fucking French Dip slider if I want...fag.

>>8484161
>unknown to etymologists
And thus it is unknown to you and proves this thread is finished. Nobody knows what a slider is so it might as well be a mini-burger.

/thread

>>8484169
did you just "evolve" the word "away"?

>>8484171
Stupid.
>>8484169
No, you can't. You can make a mini-French Dip.

>>8484199
Aw hell naw son.
http://www.chelseasmessyapron.com/easy-french-dip-sliders/

Check my fucking citation you punk ass bitch, it's called http://www.google.com. An elite "invitation only" site for elite cooks such as myself.

>>8484213
Those are definitely sliders. The cook should have cut the rolls more bottom-thick but still looks pretty good.

>>8484213
>>8484224
Slider must come from ground meat. So sayeth Chef Ramsay; so sayeth all.

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>>8484258
What the fuck did you just say to me?

>>8484258
Is chip chopped really that different from ground?