Breakfast

My breakfast of champions is when i'm not too lazy. I'll make some pancakes, and some waffles. Batter from scratch, fresh berries, fresh butter. Usually though my breakfasts are pretty lazy and I just drive to a local coffee shop, get a couple bagles, and some coffee.

>>8479545
>when i'm not too lazy I'll make some pancakes
Damn son. I'm way too lazy for that, i wish i wasn't.
Perhaps starting to do that is a good thing? Go "all out" right off the bat?

>>8479538
trash trapfu

>>8479563
>trash
A bit harsh. Not the best sure, but it is the only one who posted food

Steel cut outs and maltomeal are great. I add cream and lyle's too it, but brown sugar or maple syrup are good. Grits when I want savory, with an egg on and some butter.

Technically,the first food you eat is breakfast since you are "breaking your fast"

Just a lil' bit of trivia for ya.

Big bowl of milk porridge spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg, or a three-egg cheese and chive omelette.

>>8479538
Omelet with cheese, mushrooms, spinach, ham, bacon, sid of hashbrowns with wheat toast

>>8479538
>1/2 cup oatmeal cooked in 1 cup skim milk with 1/2 tbsp brown sugar/cinnamon
>150 grams greek yogurt
>1 banana

GOAT

>>8479578
I used to be like you. I used to be that guy. Don't be that guy.

Eggs
Breakfast meat (preferably Taylor ham or scrapple)
Vegetables (mushrooms, brussel sprouts, tomatoes, onions)
Maybe some cheese
Coffee

a bosc pear

>that disgusting whore being a "champion" in anything but the darwin awards
interdasting

>>8479538
What even is that food? Bananas and?
Looks tasty

>>8479538
I'll just take Angeles banana for breakfast. thx

Malt O Meal with peanut butter and chia seeds mixed in.

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I like a mix like this (see pic), preferably heavy on onions and some pieces of sausage.

But most of the time I eat leftover dinner, or just mix corn meal with milk and sugar.

Eggs (omelette/skillet if Im feeling fancy), peppered bacon, bagel with cream cheese, ginger or vanilla tea.

This is the ultimate way to begin my day with positivity, all I need is a crossword to top it off

>>8479735
Yeah right

I drink a cold can of coke and have a bag of jalapeño Cheetos, with a side of processed cheese if I'm feeling up to it.

Corn flakes. They're not healthy, but they're fast and taste fucking GOOD.

>CORN FOR DINNER
>CORN FOR BRUNCH
>CORN FOR BREAKFAST
>CORN FOR LUNCH
>CORN FOR EVERY SINGLE MEAL WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOME RICE CRISPIES?

>>8479750
>>CORN FOR EVERY SINGLE MEAL
To avoid this kind of stuff I have a self-imposed rule: I can't eat the same staple more than five lunches plus dinners on a week. Breakfast is exempt because I'm usually too lazy to bother.

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ramen

I usually make the broth with tears

>>8479548
Pancakes are pretty easy and quick, bro. Not quite to the level of a bowl of cereal, but still pretty simple. Biscuits and gravy (my personal favorite breakfast) are much more time-consuming and difficult than pancakes. Between that and being so fattening, I don't have b&g very often, but they are so good when I make them.

Other easy hot breakfast options include eggs (scrambled, fried, or omelet).

>>8479545
>fresh butter
you got a cow?

>>8479745
????

A smoothie made from frozen strawberries, frozen raspberries, a banana and some apple juice, together with a grilled cheese toast.

Going to eat that tomorrow.

>>8479877
Fuck you, she was very hot when she was younger

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literally anything since I never have an appetite in the morning.

As cliche as it might sound, grease works really work for breakfast. So bacon and eggs and some French rolls and some tea with sweetened condensed milk.

>>8479750
CORN EATERS GOOOOO

WOOOAAH OOH OOOOH OOOOOOH

I only have the will to make breakfast on my days off, but when I do it's just a cup of coffee with bacon and eggs or an omelette with whatever vegetables I have on hand.

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>>8479538
My goto breakfast is
>egg whites with salsa
>oatmeal
>vanilla greek yogurt with pecans and raspberry
>peanut butter toast

>>8479538
I make a pack of bacon in the oven. Nice and easy and super delicious and hearty although not very filling so I usually need to supplement it with something.

>>8479538
Did you discover today that you'd love to suck cock and want to share it with us?

>>8480100
thats a big breakfast

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>>8479538


>fried potato cubes seasoned with lemon pepper, cayenne, paprika
>two sunny side up eggs
>Shredded brisket and a sausage.
>Steamed green beans, sauteed tomato wedges in olive oil.

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>>8479750
>CORN IS ALL WE EVER GET, IN THIS ROTTEN FUCKING PLACE
>CORN IS ALL WE EVER GET
>WHY CAN'T WE GAVE A CHANGE OF PACE

3 bacon, egg and cheese hot pockets followed by a 5 count swig of pepto bismol and a black coffee.

>>8479538
Fried chicken or cold pizza.

my own semen, followed by coffee

100% serious

Shakshuka with a little too much cilantro

>>8480472
I legit believe this.

Joy of Cooking has the best pancake recipe hands down:

2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon sugar, optional
2 eggs
1 1/2 to 2 cups milk
2 tablespoons melted and cooled butter

Combine the dry ingredients in one bowl and the wet in another. Whisk the wet ingredients into the dry gradually and scoop 1/4 cups onto a hot skillet. Brown on each side.

>>8479538
I can't eat much in the morning, I get in most of my calories in the afternoon/evening. So for me its;
>oatmeal
>scoop of PB
>sliced banana
>glass of milk

My breakfast

Mini package Belvita biscuits
Large black coffee w/ honey
1 cigarette

Enjoyed while sitting in traffic

>>8480625
sounds purdy good

>>8479538
A big ass bowl of honey comb and a cinnamon raisin english muffin with peanut butter

>>8480155
Tomatoes really are the best breakfast fruit

>>8479538
Regular porridge with two slices of oat toast and some fruit.

>Pancakes for breakfast
Seriously muricans why? No fucking wonder you are all so fat.

Are you trying to make a fun and appetizing breakfast, or are you trying to make one for your health?
'Cause those are vastly different things and the first one has pancakes and bacon and the second one has oatmeal and apples.

>>8479538
>Homemade biscuit
>Over easy egg
>Canadian bacon
>Bit or cheese
>Make a lil sandwich
Wonderful

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>>8479701
If only

A beer and leftovers from last night's meal.

>>8479538
Not really healthy for you but I usually make an egg and cheese sandwich if I have time in the morning. If you're looking for something healthier maybe make an egg white biscuit or something. Shouldn't take very long at all if you can crack and whisk an egg

>>8479538
When I do eat breakfast I like making a breakfast bowl with home fries topped with scrambled eggs than salsa and finally a bit of cheese

>>8479538
Shit taste in traps

>>8481886
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>>8481886
Not American but a lot of European countries have pastries for breakfast.

>>8479645
>Vegetables
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>vegetables

m8

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>>8479538
I need nothing more than a cigarette and 2 glass of rum.

>>8479538
A bowl of cheerios with a cut-up banana and a cup of coffee.

>>8482580
>animal, vegetable, or mineral?
>ACKCHYUALLY...

today, diet pepsi, a grape jelly uncrustable (frozen, didn't wait for it to defrost), 2 vienna fingers

>>8479538
squatz&oatz

My fave breakfast is a smootie with spinach, kale, mangoes, pineapple, grapes, banana, and some water and a bit of pineapple juice for base. really good. i need to pick some of that shit up next time i'm at the grocery store. Have some coffee or tea too when i'm headin out the door.

when i'm lazy i have peanut butter toast. sometimes some scrambled eggs+spinach+cherry tomatoes, maybe some bacon along with the eggs. Sometimes I make a sandwich and put a fried egg on it lol. Omeletes are good too.

occasionally i'll make Belgian waffles, pancakes, or french toast but i try not to eat too much sugary stuff, and i always put syrup on that shit so i don't have it often.

Steel cut oats with some cut up banana, apple, or blueberries served with milk is GOAT for when you're feeling lazy in the morning. Add some almond slices or walnuts. No brown sugar needed.

8 bananas

>>8479578
Then mine is 3-5 shots of vodka and a cigarette at 3am

>>8482722
The fuck is Curious George doing on /ck/

>>8479538
eggs and sweet potato :)

>>8482736
How do you do the sweet potato? You eat it mashed or something? That's a bretty good combo.

>>8482744
diced and fried with coconut oil and cinnamon

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>>8479701
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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I eat grits and egg whites

Pour the egg whites into the skillet and cook that shit up. Sprinkle some cheese flavouring on it. While that's cooking I put two packets of grits in the microwave with a cheese single on top. When it's all down I empty the egg whites into the bowl with the grits and mix that shit up. Usually have a milky coffee afterwards

cheese whiz on bacon flavored crackers

Chicken fried steak and sausage gravy with eggs over easy and plenty of hashbrowns, toast with either mixed berry jam or orange marmalade, and a bloody mary.

then enduring the 15 minute drive/walk/journey back to your place to take an incredibly necessary and satisfying shit.

>>8482812
life doesn't have to be that way, anon

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Some penut butter and cocoa pufs pancakes i just made. Not bad 6/10

Work days: Cup of coffee, banana.
Off days: Eggs. Usually poached on toast.

>>8482799

>Cheese flavouring
???

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>>8483135

>>8483178
Well shit, why not just eat the yolks if you're going to pour powdered cholesterol over top?

>>8479538
>When i do eat breakfast it's just a sandwhich and whatever i have in the fridge, which is really boring stuff

Attempt 1: Add the stuff in your fridge to eggs in a pan
Attempt 2: Add the stuff in your fridge to potatoes in a pan
Final Attempt: Add the stuff in your fridge to grilled cheese in a pan.

Do that last one before grilling.
You're welcome

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banh mi

>>8483209
Isn't that just yeast?

Eggs
Toast w/ butter
Bacon
Hash Browns
OJ
and waking up still drunk

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I make oatmeal and banana pancakes. They are healthy, easy and fast to make. My entire family is obsessed with them.

>>8479538

whatever I have to prep during the AM is my breakfast.

>>8479538
>want to start eating breakfast though, but i need some inspiration.

why? you looking to put on weight?

>>8479538
for me it's nothing, because I usually have a stomach ache from last nights case of beer.

>>8479538
I look forward to this every morning: 3/4 cup of oats, half a green apple, a banana and some blueberries. Bit of cinnamon and served hot as fuck. It's like banana bread flavoured oatmeal

IMO the best possible breakfast is full-fat greek yogurt with cut up bananas, blueberries, and pumpkin and sunflower seeds mixed in.

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> Stay up late
> Give myself only a few minutes in the morning to shower and then walk to work
> Sleep in on weekends so by the time I'm actually hungry it's almost noon

I need help.

>>8479538
Off-brand froot loops and vodka.

Bacon/Sausage
Freshly grated hash browns fried in the grease
Two eggs over easy
Two pieces wheat toast
Tall glass of ice cold milk
Cup of coffee

Usually just have a bowl of cereal or scrambled eggs though

>>8479716
Where are you from and why do you eat so much cornmeal

>>8479538
Just a banana in the morning is fine.

>>8483264
>cilantro on a sanwich
Whoever started this meme needs to be shot

>>8483970
Replace shower with food
Done

>>8484508
Even better, eat while showering

>>8484506
I believe the culprit is Vietnam

Nothing.

Real champions consume nothing but a gallon water until 5pm.

>>8479538
oatmeal with milk honey and peanut butter, a cup of coffee, a glass of pineapple juice, and a glass of water.

>>8479701
>>8482011
http://www.distintas.net/es/buenos_aires/travesti/angelescid

If you're in Argentina and you've got the cash (exchange rates means it shouldn't be thaaaaat much) then you can indeed have that banana.

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French toast, bacon, and beer.

>>8484661
this fucking site gon make me gay i swear

>>8483064
>cocia pufs pancakes

nigga how

literally just all bran with whole milk, i am lazy as fuck

Oatmeal and coffee.

The oatmeal is 40g rolled oats, 120ml unsweetened cashew milk, 48g blackberries, 101g granny smith apple, 100g gala apple, 2.5ml ground cinnamon.

That's the cashew milk caked on the blackberries, not mold.

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>>8485152
forgot my pic

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>>8479538

>>8485114
Embrace it

sous vide poptart

>>8485152
>101g

really

>>8482799
Ronnie Coleman???

>>8479538
Banana ice-cream with a bunch of nuts on top.
It is super easy, love the crap out of it. In the winter though I just make banana oatmeal pancakes.

>>8480666
My favourite are the orange belvittas.

>>8486767
Stick with the pancakes, it's far healthier than fucking ice cream for breakfast

>>8486937
Google banana ice cream, anon.

>>8486756
I remember this from one of his documentaries a long time ago. Fucking kek.

>>8486959
>Google _____
I'm going to assume I don't want to see whatever that leads to, I learned my lesson with blue waffles

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>>8487034
What's it like living in fear of dumb things on the Internet.

>>8487046
wtf seriously? That's not ice cream, it's just chilled mashed bananas, fucking hipsters

>>8480114
4u

I hate breakfast but my goto is a halved english muffin with sunny side up eggs yolk down on them so the yolk soaks in, and a coffee and either chili or beans on the side to mix with any yolk that escapes

Kimchi rice with a fried egg and a litre of water.

2 buttered toasted bagels, some melon and some coffee

Sometimes swap up what goes on the bagels e.g. cream cheese, salmon, ham, etc

Been having this for like a year straight, no ragrets

>>8479538
the breakfast of champions has and always will be beer

2 fried eggs and 2 slices of toast
Protein powder in either orange or apple juice.

>>8479538
I don't eat breakfast. I take multivitamins and at noon I drink protein powder with water before heading to the gym. Afterwards I have some more protein powder and make my dinner.

I eat around 800 calories a day with 0 carbs and mostly protein.

>>8479538
my "breakfast of champions" usually consists of either pancakes or a waffle, some form of meat (bacon, sausage, ham, etc.), and eggs with cheese and a glass of juice
my usual breakfast is a bowl of cereal and a banana

>>8484665
>>8485154
I want these so bad.

Usually on the weekdays its hot water oats, blue berries, and honey. On the weekend its bacon, fried potatoes and scrambled eggs.

>>8479538
I cut up an apple and pour some yoghurt on it, then i usually add some fiber-cereal or if its christmas time, Gingerbread cookies

My breakfeast of champs is kielbasa with fried potatoes, eggs, and heated french bread. When I'm not too tired to make it, that is.

Fry some breakfast sausage, scramble a few eggs, wrap it in a tortilla with cheese, and dip it in salsa.

>>8482799
I eat eggs mixed with grits as well. I scramble the eggs and cook a pot of grits with milk and butter and cheese. Add some toast and you have a very solid breakfast.

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>>8479748
Fuck off our of here

>>8479538
You cut holes in two slices of buttered bread and fry an egg in them, then use these as the bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. The inside becomes a delicious cheesy yolky gooey mess and you can rip off pieces of the grilled cheese and dunk it in there as you eat.

>>8479538
Scrambled eggs with a bit of milk for that extra fluffyness.
Fresh apples or an orange.
Some sort of baked goods.
Home made marmelade.
Earl grey tea and a morning bitter.

>>8479578
Does that mean mother's milk was breakfast and everything since then has been dinner?

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I didn't feel like baking or buying bread, so I made unsweetened pancakes and put salty stuff on them. One with cheese, tomato and oregano, the other with teewurst.

muesli cereal with banana slices and grapes

>>8479538
My "breakfast of champions" varies from season to season and week to week. But it pretty much always includes eggs, because eggs are amazing.
Right now, my breakfast of champions (since it's cold, rainy, and windy outside) is hot Cream of Rice with butter and a poached egg on top. That's what I'm having this morning. I haven't made breakfast yet, I'm still sitting here sipping my hot tea, but breakfast is next. If I remember, I'll post a pic.

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I'm a sucker for corned beef hash and eggs for my breakfast of champions.
Thankfully i'm too lazy to make my own corned beef, and decent corned beef whether fresh or canned is a rare find, so I don't eat this deliciously unhealthy breakfast too often.

>>8479750
Rice based cereals > wheat based cereals > corn based cereals

Every single day I usually have two eggs with bacon or/and ham in it. I usually just have it with only one of the two, but if I'm pretty hungry, I'll combine the two. Today I also had it with some orange loaf with a bit of peanut butter on it. Safe to say I've had way too much to eat, and now I have to starve myself for the rest of the day.

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>>8479538
Pork and beansprouts

bowl of strawberries, maybe a banana too

>>8479538
I started eating breakfast this year - decided it was time to get off my ass and actually be a goddamn adult. So far, I've just been trying to perfect my omelette game, usually filled with sauteed mushrooms and onions. I've gone in about a week and a half from consistently ending up with scrambled eggs to making ones I'd be proud to serve in a restaurant.

Fuck yeah, being able to learn.

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>>8480472
REDUCE.
RE-USE.
RECYCLE.

>>8484661
m o t h e r o f g a w d

i make an omelet with something in-between and eat it with a slice of bread as a side.

usually only bread though

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Mushroom, ham and eggs

>>8490119
How are those mushrooms prepped, anon?

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Rice with egg, soy sauce, green onion, nori, and sesame
Miso soup
Strong coffee

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This shit right here.

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>>8479538
Omelette with hotsauce, bacon, apple juice
Maybe some hashbrowns if i'm feeling frisky

>>8491111
Honestly this is perfect

>>8479538
I eat a giant bowl of oatmeal in the morning and usually skip lunch altogether. Usually with blueberries but sometimes cinnamon. Always make it with whole milk.

>>8481886
Aussie here, nothing better than some tasty pancakes for breakfast. There's actually a pretty widespread "pancake day" when heaps of places sell/give away pancakes for breakfast. I think it's on shrove tuesday or some shit

>>8490221
Pan fried and udercooked but still i ate them, not to my liking but was starving

I wouldn't mind having Eggs Florentine every morning.

>>8480640
Literally perfect.

>>8482765
>red

get that guy to the hospital his heart cant take it anymore

Big serve of scrambled eggs + toast + banana + coffee = comfy

An apple
Two brazil nuts
Coffee

>>8491510
My parrot considers this as breakfast also

>>8491533
Your parrot drinks coffee?