Hello cooking board! /cgl/ here. Hubby asked me to cook him and

>>8479432
Bubonic Plague

>>8479432
Anything you cook, cook it bone in. I hope you and your gay lover have a good time.

>>8479442
Looks like I can get a fresh "taste" of that killer /ck/ wit I always hear about lol

Hire a spit and then talk to your butcher about getting a pig and how to cook it.

If you want more killer /ck/ wit I'm sure someone will be around promptly to make a 'spitroast' joke.

>>8479474
A spit is that big stick that you put through the pig like in Lord of the Flies right? Sorry, I'm not an expert on spitting ;3

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If you've got an hour, The Supersizers did an episode of medieval cuisine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH5O_fCstyI

tl;dw have your mans take a medieval humours (choleric, melancholic, et cetera) personality test and prepare appropriate "treatments" (ham and pineapple for angry assholes)
Also hope you can sew, the centerpiece will a roasted mythical beast cobbled together from whole realworld animals


Or you could just go full anime by making oversized scotch egg on a bone as "manga meat"

>clickbait insta-reply shit troll thread number 52,242 on /ck/

>/cgl/ here. Hubby asked

Man, this is a really bait-dense string of words here. It's like the mcdonald's of /ck/ shitposting but instead of caloric density it's just bait squeezed into so many letters.

>>8479531
>>8479586
>everything on the internet is designed to fool and otherwise ruse me
Might want to get that schizophrenia checked.

>>8479432
Biggest beef roasting cut you can afford, some pourable demi glace
Mead and dark ales served out of horns
Cast iron stew pot with goulash or other thick meat stew
Stuffed whole game (pheasant is cheap af if you know someone)
If you can afford it >>8479474
But get a boar, spit it with shittons of honey, thyme, and sage. Collect the fat as it drops and baste that sjit. Serve with wild berries
I did this with a boar we shot in Poland, one of the best meals of my life.