Ketchup on WHite Rice

My dad used to make hot dog fried rice when I was a kid.
Chop onions.
Cut up hot dogs.
Put onions in a cold pan with oil and set to high heat.
When sizzling audibly, add hot dog pieces.
Stir-fry.
When onions start to brown, add cooked, day-old rice.
Stir-fry.
When rice starts to stick, add ketchup, salt and a little chicken broth.
Stir to combine and allow rice to absorb liquid.
Stir-fry.
Mix in chopped scallion greens.
Serve with fried egg on top.
Kinda like a yellow-trash version of omurice. It's Flip high-cuisine.

It's pretty great. What I used to do was buy fried chicken like from popeyes or church's and pulled the meat off the bone and put it onto a bowl of rice then add ketchup on top.

Needs chili powder

>>8476225
Not a bad idea

Dude, you're putting ketchup on rice. It's not too elaborate, you should be able to deduce the tastes that these two simple ingredients will have together without risking a brain aneurism.

Or are you afraid that investing in these two ingredients will prove too much to be able to make rent and you would like a confirmation that this is, in fact, edible food ?

>>8476198
I do something like this but instead of a stir fry I mix everything with the egg and make a tortilla, and put ketchup on top later, when it's done and ready to eat

>>8476174
You're in for ketchup with white rice. I don't know what to say, man. It's not like you're about to eat a century egg or wings slathered in pure capsaicin.

>>8476174
why would you do this? are you a homeless person?

>>8476652
Well he's forced to eat rice, so that's probably not far off.

Go crazy. It's your rice. Personally I love white rice. It tastes great plain, but I've also tried it with nearly every condiment, ketchup, mustard, mayo, ranch, salsa. You name it I've probably tried it.

>>8476174
Sounds fucking stupid. But then again, where do I think I am?

>>8476174
Remember that God will judge you for this.

>>8476198
>It's Flip high-cuisine.

You could have put that at the start so I didn't have to read the rest

>>8476174
You can make omurice. That should make it bearably close to feeling like you are eating civilized food

>>8476174
don't do it with cold rice you'll get stomach cramps

It's a great combination actually OP. Tomato with rice is a very common minimalist dish in Japan and the rest of Asia by proxy. You might try cooking a whole peeled tomato with your rice and mixing it together. It's popular because it's simple, delicious and it resembles the Japanese flag.

>>8479025
>tomato
That's pickled plum you dipshit.

>>8479082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9QImcJmSg

>>8479096
Alright. You win this. I concede defeat.
Pickled plum is still the more common round red topping on rice, however.

>>8479082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EgO8AoMUos

>>8479102
It's delicious I'd really recommend it for a quick meal.

>>8479110
Probably not worth it without fresh tomatoes and the stuff we have sold in winter is less than comparable to stuff you can find in summer.
I can see where this is coming from, though, since tomatoes have a lot of natrium glutamine, just like say, soy sauce.

>>8476174

Why not get a job so you can afford food?

>>8479240
Because then you'd have to work

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>>8476174
it is delicious

also good with just butter and pepper and not the other stuff you mention

additionally finely chopped almost dustlike chicken is good.

>>8479589
>finely chopped
>not tendies
cook yourself

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>>8479603
tendies are too big, things that are too big don't exactly fit in, for example these corn dogs

>>8479610
>>8479589
'the hell is wrong with you, are you made out of 50% ketchup ?!

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>>8480381
no?
i can eat other things, but the discussion is about rice and ketchup
give it a try

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>>8476198
>Put onions in a cold pan with oil