How much is too much?

There's no such thing as too much butter

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>>8476003
fpbp

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>>8476003
Same rule applies with garlic.

Four pats is the absolute maximum, but two pats should suffice for most situations. Your pic related makes me feel queasy.

>>8476003
>>8476020
You guys probably make disgusting pasta

>>8476024
you are probably a homosexual

>>8475982
>How much is too much?
What do you mean by this?

>>8476024
shut the fuck up dracula

>>8476059

"How", meaning in what way or manner; by what means.
"Much", in terms of a great extent; a great deal.[1]
"Is", third person singular present of be.
"Too", to a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively.
"Much", see [1].
"?" interrogation point; a sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information.

>>8476024
And you're probably a fucking loser

>>8475982

When you reach Paula Deen threshold. At that point you should consider suicide. However, the Gordon Ramsay threshold is a good safe point.

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>>8476064

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>>8476003
100% this.

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>>8476064

>>8475982
It depends entirely on what you're making, of course.

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>>8476064

wow

>>8476850
>>8477340
>>8477570
Absolutely pathetic attempt at samefagging, at least post reaction images out of a different folder

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>>8477591

get over yourself

>>8477594
So you admit to laughing at horribly reddit tier humor.

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>>8477621

I find you getting upset over all of this more amusing, actually. Keep going.

>>8476020
Wrong!!! You butt struttin turkey

>>8477621
How do you expect us to play with you if you keep moving goalposts?

>>8477626
>>8477687
It just reaffirms that you're underage, just plain stupid or both

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>>8477697
K.

>>8476022
METRIC MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

>>8475982
if you think it's too much it probably is

>>8476003
Winner answers!

>>8477621
>Romanian War of Independence
literally dracula vs garlic

>>8476003
If I put 20 cubic tons of butter on a single slice of toast does that qualify as too much? I mean this is under the assumption that you mean that you will eat any amount of butter on or in something when you say there is never too much of it.

I didnt know Paula Deen posts on /ck/.

>>8479100
its not too much butter, I just don't have enough stomach.

>>8475982
Help, I used margarine instead of butter when coating the pan. It's been 2 years, 4 months, and 4 days since Chef John started haunting my dreams. I can't sleep. When I do, he's there, giving something the ol' tappa tappa. Please rescue me from this nightmare. And don't be a fool and use margarine like I did.

>>8476064

Kekkles

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Too much?

>>8479916
kill yourself

>>8476064
Reddit leave.

>>8479922
I wish I could afford a cubic lightyear of butter. I would use it to drown every vegan on Earth (along with everyone else I suppose)

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>>8477842
dude a pat of butter is like a quarter inch of the stick.

>>8479922
No trans fats, sounds pretty healthy

>>8476024
>Pasta
>butter
? ??? ?
? ? ?? ? ?? ?
? ?? ?

>>8477842
Freedom units are the only units that should be used in the food world.

I put at least 1 tbsp of butter on a single piece of toast.

Is this considered a lot?

>>8479940
TOP
>>8479922
POSTS

>BUTTER LIGHTYEAR, TO THE RESCUE

>>8476003
There are many uses for butter

>>8479940
That would collapse into a fiery butter star.

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>>8480082
butter in the north

>>8475982

>n-no mom its tofu!!
>yes, tofu melts! Ugh