Using sauces is degenerate.
You're defacing someone's work with disgusting continents, and showing you don't like their food, and want to eat something that tastes different.
It's rude.
>>8470224
>continents
Well played, have a bump.
Sauces bring out the best ©
>>8470224
>>8470235
still read it as condiments >:(
>>8470235
Totally intentional
>>8470224
what if you made it yourself and intended to use continents?
>>8470261
>He doesn't eat at restaurants and/or pubs weekly
You're missing out bro
>>8470224
>Disgusting continents
>>8470224
Im with you part way OP.
If i take the time to prepare a meal and someone pour ketchup over it im offended.
However, if i plan for a meal to be enjoyed with a condiment, say mayo, or creme fraiche, i will be offended if the person rejects the condiment.
I like mine with extra mayo.
Is there a single more patrician continent than mayonnaise? It's smooth, it's creamy, it's filling, it has high fat and protein, it's delicious, it goes well with everything, and it's cheap as hell.
>>8470464
>it has high fat and protein
>protein
huh? Where does that come from? Egg yolks don't contain protein.
>>8470224
>continents
I made my husband a ham sandwich the other day and he had the nerve to put Africa on it.
>>8470477
He put AIDS on his food? I don't understand.
>>8470464
Food lube my man
>>8470476
>Egg yolks don't contain protein
You are a special kind of retarded.
>>8470464
>go to old country buffet
>fill my plate with only items containing mayo
>chicken salad, tuna salad, potato salad, pasta salad, and slaw
>later take the smoothest, creamiest, massive shit i've ever taken in my life
>>8470519
Oh yeah, that's why all the bodybuilders have egg yolk omelets. Wait, they don't; they have eggwhite omelets.
post yfw you had Australia on a hamburger
>>8470589
Both contain protein. Whites are free from fat though and thats why bodybuilders only eat the whites
>>8470224
>degenerate
Reminder to report and sage all OPs that contain this word. 100% of the time it is a bait thread.
>>8471705
Or you could filter it since mods don't give a fuck.
>>8472669
kek
>>8470224
If troll: 6/10
If not a troll: what a pretentious cunt. Why don't you go sniff your farts some more
Sauces are awesome. Mayo too.
I put mayo in everything. Mashed potatoes. Scrambled eggs.
I use mayo instead of milk for cereal
>>8473845
>Mayo cereal
that sounds absolutely terrifying.
please don't tell me you're serious.
>>8474843
I do too. It's good
>>8476071
WHAT
>>8472669
I'd rather improve the board than ignore the problem.