Share some images of hipster menus/restaurants/food culture. I want to bathe in mild frustration.
>>8469184
>mild frustration
Don't you mean poverty and loneliness?
>>8469198
Just loneliness, friend foodanon. Just endless, dark tunnels of expanding loneliness.
Check out this tho
>hipster
Aside from that half plate and skateboard this is all completely normal stuff you'd find if you'd ever left your basement. You probably also think IPAs are some newfangled meme and haven't been the most popular style of beer for at least the past decade.
>>8469205
I take your skateboard and raise you a shoe
>>8469203
Has to be Austin
>>8469237
is this a parody?
>>8469243
It is not
Why are all nu-male burger joints owned/operated by guys like pic related, usually with a man bun though?
>>8469184
what is it with korean fusion?
>>8469187
looks tasty but racist af
>>8469203
would devour yardbird
>>8469184
>>8469203
>>8469237
i'd eat at every one of those places, mainly because there's a really good chance i'd get a different taste that i'd never had before. and it's incredibly hard to fuck up korean fusion - marinated meat + carb + vegetable is pretty much unfuckupable if you have even the smallest clue
>>8469203
one yardbird pls
>>8469268
>pricey as fuck like that shit is 25c to make
And then this guy - who's never eaten out in his life and probably can't even cook for shit - shows up.
Not saying I wouldn't eat at these places - fuck it let's just make this a cool food menus and concepts thread.
>>8469276
Ya, but he prolly has a man bun so his boyfriend has something to hold onto as hes getting ass raped...
>>8469276
its a fucking food truck with dirt fucking cheap ingredients
>>8469298
...with completely typical food truck prices, unless you drive into little Mexico and get boring regular tacos for $3 cheaper.
>>8469298
Nope
>>8469184
>Sliced ribeye steak.
>Not being 5 years old
Are hipsters really his retarded?
>>8469184
This sounds pretty good though. Korean flavors with mexican portability. $3.50 for a steak taco with those toppings isn't bad at all either, depending on the amount of meat.
>>8469382
>don't think $3.50 for a single taco is obscene?
It's called food truck overhead. If you don't like it don't order from one.
Pic related is near where I used to live. It's actually pretty good and I've eaten there a few times before, but they do seem to try really hard to check all the hipster boxes:
>vegetarian
>paleo
>vegan
>gluten free
>clean
>auto immune
>small batch
>chef prepared
>local grown
>the food menu is drawn in chalk on the wall
>hearts and random art on the menu to distract you while you're squinting over the heads of other people eating their own food
>juice bar, smoothies
>no set menu, but about 2500 different combinations of ingredients for you to decide on the spot while ordering
>the "register" is an iPad with a card reader
>>8469421
>they do seem to try really hard to check all the boxes
I know, right!
It's totally like they're doing everything they can just to trigger your autism. They couldn't possibly be simply providing the options that their client-base want, and setting up their little establishment to make it easiest and comfiest for everyone! To think!
>>8469430
When did I say that it "triggered my autism"? Did you see the part where I said I've eaten there several times? Why would I go back if I was some autist who got enraged about the place?
>>8469435
>literally posting in a thread about getting frustrated by slightly quirky normie eating establishments
>>8469445
The only one who is triggered here is you, buddy.
Beard nominated hipster spot in Tampa
>>8469421
>farm egg
As opposed to what, factory egg?
>>8469458
>PEANUT BUTTER
>MARSHMELLO FLUFF
ON A FUCKING BURGER
>>8469268
Your white guilt is leaking through the screen, faggot.
>>8469187
I'm kinda into this guy dressing up.
>>8469626
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/fojol-bros-deny-racism-charges_n_1515281.html
It was ruined by PC police
>>8469634
God damn it.
>>8469191
Can I get like $2 off if I don't get your shitty logos?
>>8469203
>brooklyn ricotta
what the fuck? aint no cows in brooklyn
>>8469268
man buns look like hubris had a baby with a california roll
kys
>>8469458
I'd eat here but the peanut butter and fluff thing is weird af
>>8469672
comfy as fuck
>>8469259
I'm sure korean-mexican fusion tastes good. However, it just doesn't seem right to eat... idk maybe I'm too much of a koreaboo.
>>8469191
hey Hells pizza is actually dank af
That's the vegan option which is why it's shite
>>8469184
>diet water $1
wtf america?
>>8469884
It's a popular trend.
>>8469197
dropped your plate, bruh