>almond "milk" >isn't actually milk

that's why they call it "beverage" not "milk"

>>8468178
But are the almonds activated?

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>>8468194
>they

Who they?

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>>8468199
where i live that's called "false advertising"

>>8468178
Had some with my cereal this morning, wasn't bad, kind of miss the protein, but the caloric values are good.

>>8468204
And where do you live?

>>8468208
leaf

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I never thought I'd see the day I'm drinking almond milk

>>8468204
Are you a boomer by any chance?

>peanut
>isn't actually a pea or a nut

>hot "dog"
>isn't actually dog

>craft "cheese"
>isn't actually cheese

>>8469102
no, just having fun with """""""""""s

>>8469151

Peanuts are in the bean family along with peas, so arguably, they are peas. They are sometimes called goober peas, in fact.

>>8468178
I had some oatmeal "milk" last year, it was actually pretty good. Almost better than real milk, and that's saying a lot because I really like normal milk. Too bad it cost more than three times a much per litre.

>>8468178
> cock
> can't even eat it

>>8468194
>almond "beverage"
>isn't actually a beverage

>>8468178
in germany it's illegal to call almond based drinks "milk" and it's illegal to call vegan cheeselike food produce "cheese"
feels good

>>8469400
just make oatmeal, add water, blend till its fine then strain it in a cheese cloth, sweeten to taste breh

>>8469154
Also mostly never hot

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>>8469154
>>8469818

>>8469812
I might try that. Every Friday I have to get up at fucking 4.30 a.m. for a 70 km commute to work and I don't have the time for a real breakfast. I could make that the day before and drink it in the car instead.

>>8469777
In germany its illegal to be german

>soy milk
>is actually bean flavored water

Biggest disappointment in a long time.

>sandwich
>not made of sand nor by witches

>>8469162
>craft
>isn't actually kraft

> shake
> doesn't give you shakes

> smoothie
> not smooth

> beer
> not in ER

> coke
> not coke

>>8468178
>cheesecloth
>not made of cheese

>Reddit circle jerk
>not even reddit

>>8470031
lmao