>open your fridge >see this Wat do?

>inb4 clean up the rice on the top shelf

>>8459678
return the trays of tomatoes I stole from work

>>8459683
Not stolen.

>>8459684
mine are

>>8459678
Remove maggots.

>>8459678
>Wat do?

1) Take them out of the fridge. They'll last longer that way.

2) Eat a few to get a feel for their taste.

3) Think about what to do with a fuckload of tomatoes before they go bad. Decide the best option is to can most of them and figure out a dish or two to use the rest in.

..eventually....

4) Break out the pressure canner and get to work.

>>8459694
>Decide the best option is to can most of them
You think they could burst them in an oven with some garlic and rosemary and then muddle them with a dash of vinegar?

>>8459701

You suggesting to make some kind of sauce out of them? Sure, that's a very valid option.

A pasta sauce is another option. Or perhaps a fermented sauce?

>>8459678

>"Babe, why did you buy all these fucking tomatoes?"

Think to myself
>"Oh great, mom's on another fad diet again."

>>8459678
Eat as many as possible as bruschetta with garlic oil salt pepper basil. Some sea pasta dish too would be wonderful.

>>8459678

Eat them fresh with mozz, basil and balsamic until they start to go, then make and jar sauce all day saturday.

TOMATOES DO NOT BELONG IN THE FRIDGE.

apparently if you store tomatoes in the fridge it breaks down an enzyme in the tomatoes

>>8459796
Call the cops, faggot

>>8459802
Apparently if I store my dick in your mom's ass it breaks down my semen enzymes

>>8459678
diced tomatoes with sour cream and salt

>>8459796
Sure thing.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/09/why-you-should-refrigerate-tomatoes.html

>>8459827
wrong.

http://www.pnas.org/content/113/44/12580.abstract

>>8459925
So am I reading this wrong or is it mainly affecting unripe tomatoes?

>>8459678
Go tomato people's houses

>>8459954
you just added that part in on your own

>>8459678
Clearly you have rice.

Put rice in the rice cooker with twice the volume of water. Then put in olive oil, one and a half teaspoons of salt, a teaspoon of pepper, then load it up with a lot of tomatoes. Cook the rice normally.
You will have a delicious meal.

>>8460061
Oh well, it's not like leaving them in there will hurt them more than they already are.

>>8459678
Laugh at whatever idiot just made tomatoes taste like ass and go eat my leftover summer tomatoes on the counter, retaining sweetness

Seriously refrigerating tomatoes kills the sweetness, they did studies on it. I also tested it with my monster tomato harvest this year and its true. Dont refrigerate those fuckers.

>>8459678
make some tomato marmalade
shit is cash

>>8459678
>put em in box
>tape it shut
>make hole
>fuck it
>after cumming eat

>>8459827
i used to like serious eats until i read this garbage just now

i devour every last fucking one of them just as they are

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>>8459683
>>8459730
>>8459796
>>8459802
>>8459826
>>8459954
>>8460057
>>8460135
>>8460249
>>8460382
These are tomates you fucking idiots

>>8460554
Tomate people's houses then retard

Well, if they are true cherry and pare tomatoes, I would breakin out the big cannin kettle and makin tomatoe jam. Sooo awesome on fresh hot biscuits and oven fresh bread.

>>8460926
This!!

Also, make salsa! When I have an unreasonably large tomato harvest, I make salsa, fill gallon freezer bags with it, and then freeze them on their sides. They stack well and don't suffer from freezing.

>>8459694
Pickling the tomatoes is also a very valid option

>>8459717

There's an old-world style of a tomato ferment listed in The Art of Fermentation. You essentially would let all of them sit in a crock or bucket until the liquid has emerged and significant mold can be seen. Then you mash it and wait until the mold re-emerges. Then you strain the juice from the solids and sun dry into a paste. It's supposedly good indefinitely since mold spores have been thoroughly integrated into the paste so the worst case scenario for decomposition has already been realized.

>>8459678
Make a thousand tiny hamburgers

>>8459827
Anybody with a tenth of a tastebud could tell you that storing tomatoes in a fridge ruins their taste.

Stop taking random blog posts at face value and think for yourself.

Fucking hell I hate this place.

>>8459678
Thank christ that the food and milk that has been rotting in there for 2 days has disappeared and the fridge is relatively clean

>>8459678
>wat do?

Cut a whole in the box where boinko the clowns mouth is and fuck the shit out of that box. Smoke cig. Nap. Then make a creamy marinara.

>>8461905
I meant 2 years

>>8459678
become italian

>>8461955
Ayy mambo mambo Italiano

>>8459678
>Make salsa
>Make some pasta sauce
>Put them in salads
>Snack on them

>>8461686
Or you could also get horrifically ill from mystery mold strains. Wtf.

>>8459816
Not him but this was shit. You're a prick, T
B
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>>8459678
eat one

>>8459701
this (vinegar should be balsamic i think, also put olive oil on them), you can make a whole tray of it and then blend it and it on toast, put on a pizza instead of usual tomatoe sauce or just mix it with pasta

>>8459749
this

>>8459770
this one

>>8459826
this, also put a bit of diced onion in it

>>8460057
don't do that :(

>>8460080
this is ok

>>8460249
this

>>8460950
salsa sounds great

>>8461944
marinara is a good option


and you could make some del tomatoe soup like this http://justinka.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/krem-z-pomidor%C3%B3w-1024x848.jpg

>>8462639

>refrigeration and mold-inhibition solutions have existed forever

Go guzzle big pharmas jew dong you cuck

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>>8463448
They haven't, which is why you would have to dry the tomatoes or preserve them using salt, oil, or vinegar. Using sugar would also work but it sounds kind of gross.

Creating edible mold is a crapshoot. That's just how biofauna works. The strongest mold and bacteria get the delicious territory.

>>8465101

>crapshoot

I prefer the term "old world style"

the box is suggesting that you send some to mates.

I hate tomates.

>Pasta sauce (pronounced Paste-Ah S-wah-ss)
>Salsa
>tomato salad
>Stuffed tomatoes (everything from baked with meat and cheese to tuna salad)

>>8465136
I prefer the term "playing Russian roulette with the shits unnecessarily when you could buy perfectly serviceable fermentation starters of tasty and optimal biofauna."

>>8459678
>close fridge

>>8466385

Way to disrespect tradition for your own selfish reasons you cunt

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>>8459694
I'd order 100 pounds of hot peppers and make a shit load of fermented hotsauce

>the I just bought 50 pounds of habeneroes for exactly this

>>8459678
Fire the god damned butler.

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>>8459678
>putting your pre-ketchup in the fridge
i shiggydiggitydoo

>>8459678
Bruschetta and a whole bunch of homemade pasta sauces to store and use later.