Do Americans really eat all this pizza in one meal

>>8458506
>hawaiian pizza

Fuck you and everyone else who enjoys that god forsaken abomination.

>>8458506

Do Europeans really have this much obsession over one country?

>do americans really

>>8458506
If I recognize that napkin correctly, this is Big Mama's and Papa's Pizza. It's a small California chain whose main selling point is how large the pizzas are, and their main customer base is split between people having parties, business meetings, and college students looking to really stretch their buck. Some locations have a challenge where, if you and six friends can finish a 64-in-square pizza within an hour, you'll win $1000.

obligatory OBSESSED

>>8458506
hawaian pizza was invented in Ontario Canada

its pretty dope

>>8458529
then why isn't it called Ontario Canadian pizza?

Amazing, two obsessions in one thread

>>8458506

But those are onions!

>>8458556
That's not shit. I've eaten a whole 16" pizza in one sitting and I have a 6 pack.

>>8458506
Terrible shoop

>>8458541
doesnt sound as exotic and the guy who invented it probably didnt expect it to catch on

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Why is there so much liquid on that pizza?

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>>8458506
Do Europeans really sit around not eating and thinking about how much they hate Americans?

>>8458527
It's actually 2880-in-square pizza, each side is 54 inches

>>8458511
>>8458527
>>8458545
Do you Americans not realize that you are the ones who caused this so called "obsession"? We are - most of the time - not actually obsessed with the US.
When you see something over and over again in American TV shows, you begin to think that that's the American way.
And since your government got spooked by commies back in the day, it's kind of hard to avoid watching American TV shows, because they're on almost every channel.
Some of the things we see on American shows are quite different from what we've gotten used to, living in Europe. So when we see people eating whole pizzas by themselves in multiple different TV shows, we start to think, "Is this the norm in the US?"

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>>8458767
I think its grease.

>>8458886

what specific show did you see someone eating a whole fucking pizza? you have to be looking for that shit to actually ask that question. so yeah

OBSESSED

>>8458506
In college I would eat a pizza this size by myself in one go.
Did this for years with no weight gain due to warp speed metabolism.
Can't do it anymore though.

>>8458886
Nobody is making your country watch American shows

>>8458529
Fucking leafs

Indeed, if I don't eat a whole pizza I would die of starvation

t. American

Nice shoop

>>8458767
>>8458908
Americans are too stupid to understand that pineapple has water that comes out during cooking

>>8458886
Sure Americans are fat pigs but when I was in Italy I was told it's normal to eat a whole pizza there. I'm Brazilian and I don't find that normal, maybe can do the the medium 4 slices one if I'm super drunk but not usually the case. So it looks like Italy/Europe is where they eat whole pizzas. And kebabs you disgusting animals.

>>8458510
I un-ironically enjoy highly enjoy what people refer to as Hawaiian pizza......

though I refuse to call it Pizza because that is blasphemy to actual Pizza

>giant pieces of pineapple
>all that red onion

What a fucking waste of a pizza

>>8459679
Italian pizzas are smaller and not a pool of grease either

>>8458506
Forced perspective. Look at the size of the toppings in relation to everything else.

>>8458506
Obviously the kids portion

>>8459679
That's weird. Why would Italy - a county founded on restaurant tourism - try to convince people to eat a whole bunch of food?

>>8459707

You realize personal pizzas are a thing in the US as well right

>>8459740
Well I have never been to Italy or usa so no.

First of all, that image looks photoshopped. Look at the size of the pineapple relative to the size of the girl's head. Oversized pizzas exist, but they are typically not made with oversized ingredients.

Secondly, there are clearly multiple plates on that table. Yes, you can eat that all in one meal if you're sharing it with a ton of different people. Pizza is typically either divided among friends, or divided among meals, unless you're a massive fatass or a championship eater (the best of which are surprisingly well in-shape).

>>8459763
I'm pretty sure you're wrong about all of that.

>>8459763
>First of all, that image looks photoshopped. Look at the size of the pineapple relative to the size of the girl's head.

This. Not just the pineapple, the onion too.

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>>8459763

...and a simple reverse image search proves you right. Sort of.

The pic was indeed photoshopped, but only to change the type of pizza on the table. Even in the real image the pizza is still huge.

Notice how in this image the grease marks on the cardboard under the pizza line up match the cut lines. This is clearly what OP's image was shopped from.

>>8459896
Burgers BTFO

>>8459896
That looks good too though, pepperoni and jalapenos is a good combo.

>>8459896
>round pizza
>cut it into squares

>>8458506
Tell me that isn't fucking pepper jack cheese.
I don't even care if it's shopped or not. That cheese went on some pizza.

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>>8458886
no no, you became obsessed ever since we became a country

I've never seen a pizza that big in my entire life but hell yeah I'd eat it

>>8458506
>pineapple
>pizza

Pick one!

>>8459993
The exclamation point makes me feel like I'm on some food-based game show that comes on the air at 1:00pm.

>>8458886
u mad yuropoor?

>americans call ananas pineapple
>americans will eat pizza this big
>americans will defend putting ananas on this huge pizza
>americans

>>8459953
That's what you do when you serve pizza to a large crowd.

>>8458506
An a fullblown American (who voted Trump) I can honestly say, this is a starter only.

>>8458886
OBSESSED

>>8460959
And have a 12 foot pizza

>>8460087
>>americans call ananas pineapple
Do Americans really do this?

>>8460959
A crowd of 4 amerifats, yes. Stop trying to deny your fatness amerifats, you know there are only 2 countries with higher obesity rates than you. Embrace your walmart scooters - a sign of a progressive nation. Wear that badge proudly!

>yurocucks

burgerclaps in damage control

>>8458886
>yuroshits complain about being bombarded by basedmerican media
>continue to use sites like 4chan where there are tons of basedmericans discussing basedmerican things
>continue to watch basedmerican tv shows instead of not watching them or doing something else
>will always be O B S E S S E D

:^)

>>8458529
>invented in Chatham, Ontario
>the most popular pizza in Australia

if shitposting could be a pizza it would be Hawaiian

>>8461129
kys cuck

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>>8461133
no u

>>8458506
The cherry on top for this meal really is the decapitated child head

>>8461271
#pizzagate
stay woke

>>8459896

I would easily believe the pizza was huge. But the problem was the size of ingredients on said huge pizza. In this image, we can clearly see that the pepperoni are rather small relative to the pizza size.

>>8458506
>pineapple
>onion
>cottage cheese

what the actual fuck is that

>>8458886
>And since your government got spooked by commies back in the day, it's kind of hard to avoid watching American TV shows, because they're on almost every channel.

w0t?

>>8458886
Nothing you see in TV is really the norm, everything is played up. People think Euros are obsessed with America since they shitpost them every thread even when it has nothing to do with anything and post novelty foods no one eats here and act like that's all they eat.

America makes some joke foods just to see if people are curious enough to actually get it since it sounds crazy, which is almost the entire niche behind Taco Bell. They don't eat deep fried whatever or sausage on a stick whatever often, if at all. Its more something you'd see at a country fair as a joke food.

Although fast food is eaten quite often for most homes here because of how the system is set up. People work at least eight hours and get stuck in traffic a lot, they don't feel like doing anything the rest of the day, there's fast food on every street, its set up to rope you into getting something when you're weak. Often they sit in cubicles for hours on end, and don't feel like doing much when they get home, eat cheap things, so it leads to very sedentary life styles. Which is one reason that they get fatter and fatter over time. You become hooked on cheap foods growing up in poorer homes, so it becomes comfort food to you when you're older.

Everything is individual basis, a pizza is shared between an entire family typically. If anything is left over its put into the refrigerator until the next day. Where its then often reheated and finished later. There is no need to cram it down all at once.

The pizza in the OP image is an unnaturally big pizza, probably ordered from a specialty joint that does extra large pizza as a niche, its definitely something shared between an entire family. Normal pizza is at least half that size if not less. Although usually at these types of functions you'd buy at least two pizzas for varieties sake anyway.

>>8461851
Looking at the unedited image, the pizza is probably at least three or four times bigger than normal

>>8461814
This. I can argue with the rest of it but that part I don't even understand.

>>8461851
>>8461857

Thats a shooped pizza...

>>8461023
Americans really do this.

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>>8458506
>Saw thumbnail in OP's post
>Already knew it was a "Do American's really..." obsession thread
Sad

>>8461915
Yes I noted that in the second post, but its still a much larger than normal pizza.

>>8461915
the original is the same size

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>>8459763
>>8459896
Sure. But.

>>8461078
You realize the UK is nationally averaged at one BMI point lower than America, right? And Australia at two points lower?

Anglos are just fatasses

>>8462875
DELETE THIS

american here. I would order two of those, eat one and a half then have what is left for breakfast the next day.

>>8462875

And yet, countries like UAE, Bahrain, etc, are even higher.

Anglo has nothing to do with it. Wealth does. When you have cheap, easily-available food and a workforce that doesn't do much manual labor you end up with obesity regardless of race or nationality.

>>8462902
Those examples go directly against what you're saying. Those countries have poor laborers making up their statistics.

The fattest are also the poorest.

>>8462907

Have you ever been there? The laborers aren't the fat ones.

>>fattest are the poorest
but that's clearly not true. If they were really honestly "poor" they couldn't afford food and they'd look like a concentration camp victim.

It's the people who are above that line who get fat because they can afford to buy the food.

Keep in mind that when I say a "a wealthy country is fat" that shouldn't conjure up images of people in fancy suits with all sorts of gold rings and designer clothes. It simply means that the average joe has enough money to afford to eat fast food often.

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>>8462920
Pizza looks good.. real good

>>8462920
Explain the poorest being the fattest in america then

>>8458506
If I'm particularly hungry I can eat a large pizza myself in a sitting, but I am 6'4 235lbs. Usually just eat half, don't eat pizza too often maybe twice a month?

>>8462926

They aren't.

The poorest look like concentration camp victims.

The people you are thinking of are not the poorest. They are the people that don't work and live off mom and dad's inheritance and do nothing but eat because they miss mumsy and dadsy. the other people are poor but they are good christians in the grits belt and their neighbors and church help them out with large amounts of food donations - couple that with government assistance and you have people that have nothing but food.

>>8462953
>no but yes
ok

>>8462926

The fat people might be "below average" on the poverty scale, but they obviously have enough money to not only feed themselves, but to over-feed themselves.

The people who are really honestly poor are skin-and-bones because they honestly can't afford food.

>>8462875
>averaged

Right, at 64m people v's 318m

>>8462963
even the poorest still have enough to overfeed themselves because calories are cheap as fuck

the homeless in first world countries only starve because of mental illness and addiction addling their minds

>>8462979
but you have to be mentally ill or addicted to a drug to actual be poor though
look I get that you people want the fat and lazy to count as poor because they don't have money, but if there is someone poorer than them they are not poor

>>8463001
that's not how the word works

if there is someone poorer than the poor then the poor are still poor, they just aren't the poorest by some irrelevant degree

>>8458527
>if you and six friends can finish a 64-in-square pizza within an hour, you'll win $1000
I can do that easily and I'm not even that large or American. How do they stay in business?

OBSESSED

>>8458506
Obviously shopped as pineapple chunks are not bigger than a child's head in real life.

>>8459699
If its not pizza, then what the fuck is it you dumb cunt?

>>8464058
slowpoke

>>8461956
Woow how ritarted are they???

>>8464102
Sorry I was finishing my pizza.

>>8461271
Podesta can't keep getting away with it

>>8464020
see >>8458858, I measured incorrectly

>>8459704

>doesn't like lots of red onion on his pizza

Go back to your tendies thread

>>8459699
pandering idiot

>>8459679
Typical Italians would have a coffee for breakfast and lunch and a three course dinner where they are allowed to eat a whole pizza without remorse. Italian women are waaaay too much about looks and could still eat a whole pizza in one meal.

American here.

Yes I can, and do if I'm by myself.

I am also skelly tier.

>>8458506
Yes

>>8460087
>yuropoors will call a pineapple an anus

>103 replies
there's no saving this place.

>>8458506
hahaha thats like baby