This is all you can see of this pizza. How do you judge it?

>>8458032
3-4/10 badly microwaved frozen pizza

I hate the food snobs on /ck/ but that really is a trash frozen pizza.

Looks worse than a Totinos party pizza. Probably some off-off-brand.

Not well
If that's in front of me I'm undoubtedly drunk or just pulled myself out of bed for the first time in 20 hours in order to half heartedly stave off suicide

That's more than I wanted to see desu

I judge it as classic image.jpg.

'o 'z'

>>8458049
This post hit a little too close to home.

negatively

>>8458032
I can't. It's retarded to judge something based on partial information.

Could really use some anchovies.

>>8458108
TELL ME WHICH DOOR THE DONKEY IS BEHIND AND I WON'T BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.

Are you sure about that? :^)

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>>8458094
we're gonna b alright m8

>>8458032
Shredded yellow cheese? Not a pizza I'd choose to eat.

>>8458120
Did you at least give me a chance to switch from the door that I chose after you confirmed that it was one that had a donkey behind it?

Your answer means more than it should, Monty.

>>8458148
BLAM YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

>>8458165
Damn, what a shit game show. Fuck you, dude.

>>8458121
I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together

>>8458032
bacon cheeseburger pizza

that can fuck right off

>>8458032
dumb phoneposter

that's not real cheese

>Cheese is burnt and uneven
>Meat appears dry as fuck
>Sauce looks sweet and ketchupy
>Overall pie appears dry

3/10 flyover s fuck

>>8458032
Looks like a tex mex dish

>>8458032
>dose yellow/orange strips
>dose rectangular cuts of pepperoni
It's obviously a frozen pizza

>>8458108
>partial informatio
>you see everything but the crust

Holly shit, is this the world my kid has to grow up in? Seriously, fuck you! FUUUUUck you! You are a piece of shit and everything that is wrong.

>>8458032
is this vegan? even vegan cheese melts these days...

>>8458032
that pizza needs to stay hydrated.

>>8458032
why red sauce with exclusively cheddar? also the seed sticking out of the commercial sausage ball makes me think it's def not home-made or it's just bad

>>8458032
could someone please get this pizza a glass of water?

>>8458032
Looks like frozen pizza shit considering the cheese shape. Either that or the pizza is severly undercooked, the sausage only looking like that because it was cooked beforehand.

gross bad type non melty cheese and not enough

maybe too much sauce

those nasty seeds they put on sausage groace

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>>8458032
Should add pineapple for freshness.

>>8458032
looks like it was cooled and reheated 4-5 times.


Bad.

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>>8458032
It's chili

It's a late night party....waking up with heartburn

>>8458032
The cheese is burnt yet it never fully melted.

>>8458032

How does cheese that doesn't melt even exist?

>>8458795
meatball crust? fucking genius m8

>>8459135
>>8459250

this

>>8458032

Over cooked, mass produced garbage. Probably on the lower end of it as well. I'd eat it, but I'd be drunk, stoned or starving.

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>>8458701
He's right you know

>>8460520
holy shit why do i need to be told that it melts?

>>8460550

Because in the past "cheese substitutes" were notorious for not melting properly.

>>8459250

GMOs