/ck/ meetup

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>>8455818
I would end up bringing bacon sandwiches

>>8455818
>would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you
No

>>8455818
so basically /ck/ potluck?

also hell no people would shit and spit in the food. no chance

>>8455825
with semen mayo or clean?

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>>8455818
I'd bring a huge bag of for me's and another bag of McFishes.

>>8455825
That would let a lot of people down who put in a lot of effort to their meetup dish

>>8455826
Why not?

>>8455827
I think people on this board are trustworthy

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For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>8455818
after the weapons board meetup i doubt anyone wants to eat food made by anyone from 4chan.

>>8455862
You know that was fake and gay, r..right?

I could just imagine a bunch of weirdo's with their neet bux bringing a bunch of mcchickens and giggling like fag lords thinking their memes in real life are funny.

>>8455864
If you ate those cum brownies I don't think you'd be saying it was fake

>>8455875
It would be pretty comfy

I know there are some coo/ck/s who live in my neighborhood. I'd probably bring a gratin of some sort.

>>8455818
I would make you all a bunch of kimchi fried rice.

but if we were hanging out I would just smoke and drink diet coke.

>>8455818
i would bring water bottles filled with vinegar , donut boxes with scorpions inside , cum brownies etc

>>8455892
thank you

>>8455887
Kimchi fried rice sounds good anon! Do you cook it often?

I'd bring a tomato, sausage, peppers and cheese casserole.
As a nod to meat pies I line the bottom of the casserole dish with dough and blind bake it then cook the casserole inside the crust.
I think everyone here would enjoy it

>>8455911
Fuck off, cunt. Your kind aren't welcome here.

I would bring tacos.
Just tacos.

And maybe a 2 liter of Mexican soda.

>>8455922
don't be a meanie

>>8455922
Rude.

>>8455911
Almost every other day. It is one of my favorite things to make.

>>8455947
I'd like to try it sometime anon if this fantasy meetup ever happened

>>8455945
>>8455942
Sluts like you make me sick

>>8455954
So talking about food makes you a slut? Never knew sex was linked with food/cooking

Every time you go to McDonald's or Taco Bell and sit in the dining area its *is* a /ck/ meetup.

Literally. Just stand up and say something gay, and you'll get the nod of approval from all the other 4chan tards in the room.

>>8455958
Look honey, we both know you're a slut. Just accept that you're worthless trash.

>>8455962
I'm male though..?

>>8455845
You aren't invited anymore

Honestly I think the people that would bother going to a meet up wouldn't poison the food
But I still wouldn't trust shit
Maybe we could all go to restaurants
Or if someone had a big kitchen we could all go shopping and make the food together

I'd be down.

Somebody post the /k/umbrownie.

>>8455818
I'd make a chicken pot pie. I've made six in the last two months, and I think I have it completely down.

I'd trust them if I could meet them before eating their food. If they are proud, the food isn't shitty, and they're not incredibly autistic, then I don't think they'd intentionally for up their food.

>>8455818
I would make beef bourguignon (looks fancy, is cheap to make in large portions)
Tres leches cake
And like 4 2 liters of vernors
And some bacardi limon

>>8456249
I would do something similar.
Banquet beef pot pies
Little Debbie snack cakes
And like four 2 liters of store brand cherry soda
And some bacardi limon.

I'd make my signature, pancakes in pieces sitting in syrup

>>8455961
Anon has a good point.

I think the easiest place to meet up would be in the tristate. NJ/PA/NYC.

It has a high concentration of good places to eat and easy places to meet up.

If it was a potluck, I doubt Id go. Someone would inevitably bring literal shit in a slowcooker or would dress some boiled toothpaste hotdogs in their jizz.

If there was a place we could all agree on going to for lunch or something, Id go to hang out for a bit. Have some brews and a food.

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>>8455818
>what would you cook
Wings
>would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you
Maybe.

>>8456353
Chicken breaded with mashed potatoes?

>>8456338
>Lives in WA

Fuck you.

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Did a drunken /b/ meet up like 9 years ago in a graveyard and it went just as expected. Horseshit, memes and mud kipper. Did one with /k/ which was actually a lot of fun. A /ck/ meet up would probably only be bearable drunk, in an industrial kitchen that was fully stocked.

>>8456416
>did one with /k/
did you get to eat those brownies that someone added their jizz to?

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>>8455818
Anyone in for a Laval/Montréal/Longueuil one?

I'd bring tendies poutine.

>>8455818
>Also, would you trust other anons from this board to cook for you?- 45 posts and 5 image replies shown.

Only if I could look them in the eye before tasting their food. There is bound to be at least one psychopath at a 4chan meet.

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>>8456724
> There is bound to be at least one psychopath at a 4chan meet.

I don't know men, /ck/ is a pretty comfy board.

I'd expect 25-35 years old people showing up with genuinely well prepared meals.

>>8455818
Also, no alcohol allowed. This would trim out IPA fedoras and would prevent an al/ck/ relapsing and rampaging out.

I'd honestly host a /ck/ meetup in my area and prepare pho soup.

Would anyone actually want to meet up in NYC and grab a bite somewhere? Im not talking right now, just some time.

Are there enough co/ck/s nearby to have a gathering? I actually sorta hate NYC myself, but it has some good restaurants and would be an easy place to meet.

>>8455837
There's a significant /mlp/ presence on this board, enjoy your horse cum brownies.

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>>8457182
I'd be more afraid of some fuck making a Ja/ck/ recipe for fun and making us all sick.

>>8456910

I live in NYC. We'd have to figure out if it'd be a cooking-focused or eating-focused trip. Cooking I figure maybe do flatiron and hit up Eataly and Kalustyan's? Winter kind of sucks if we wanted to do a picnic or farmer's market.

If we wanted to eat, I'd say we should do KBBQ.

>>8456787
that's a pretty a e s t h e t i c stove you've got there

>>8457319
ty bud, I like it too.

I'm a full neetard, and I bought it 6 years ago when I was a YUP. I invited my sister to eat this week end and once again she was shamed by my simple and modest appartment. But everything is clean and well kept.

About my oven, she said "What a piece of shit anon-bro, I can lend you money to get a better looking one."

>>8456787
that is a really cool stove, don't let anyone tell you differently

>>8457182
I don't see what the poblem is. Horse cum is nutritious and once cooked it's not like you can taste it or will get any zoonotic dieases from it.

Are there any female /ck/ that would attend?

>>8457782
London? Please respond?

Are there any of you cu/ck/s in Cali? I'm down for making a meetup happen

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>>8457782
People say I'm reallly feminine. I'll bake cupcakes.

i would bring scotch eggs, a quiche and some stuffed squid.

i'd also volunteer to cook a big roast at home

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>>8455818
>/ck/ meetup
>next day
>10+ verticals of /ck/ putting semen in every dish

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Fuck no

>>8455818
Sushi, braised tofu, vegan wontons and drunken noodles

L I T E R A L L Y all I know how to make, so if that bothers you you're fucked, asshole.

>>8457782
No. As much as I like 4chan in general, I would be certainly weary since it's such a public thing.

I'd cook something really good but desu I'd probably cum in it. Nothing personal, I always cum in stuff I make for gatherings. It's probably more common than you'd think.

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florida anons let's gangbang in the center of the state, orlando. I heard guy fieri is doing the menu at the new planet hollywood.

>>8457782
Willing lady in WA reporting in!

>>8458196
Would you like some [spoiler]fresh marinaded pussy[/spoiler] as a main dish?

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who /dc/ here?

>>8458204
Moi
What kind of table do you prefer, anon?

>>8456387
Austin


I'll be bringing brisket.

At least one fag will imitate the legendary /k/ommando so this will not be possible.

Plus you normie faggots would make fun of me.

>>8458210
>What kind of table do you prefer, anon?

dunno what that means.

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Any 514-450 up for a /ck/ lunch?

>>8458142
2014 was a good year for 4chan

>>8455818

Vancouver, BC here. I would not feel comfortable eating something another anon cooked, at least before I got to them well enough but I am open to trying out new restaurants around the city. I'm in downtown.

>>8458503
Man I'd make something pote

>>8458517

Like what?

>>8458520
Fried chicken and cornbread with some kind of gravy

>>8458539

Sounds tasty but anon we're strangers.

Where abouts are you anyway?

>>8458204
me, you gonna watch the god emporer's inauguration? The mall is walking distance for me

>>8458544
Langley

>>8458564

Do you come to Vancouver much? There is this German place in gas town I really want to try although it is fairly expensive but it's been a while since I've had good German food.

>>8458575
Every now and then but not to often

>>8458607

Do you have a throwaway email or kik?

>>8458607
>>8458609
fucking leafs
literally

>>8458618

Go worship your stupid president who likes to get pissed on, degenerate fucking lardass.

>>8458546

nah not gonna watch lol. I'm on Rhode Island Ave. prolly like 3 miles from mall.

what are best takeout places other than KoChix?

also are you grill

>>8458627
not a grill sorry
I used to eat at Howard China all the time, it's no different from any other greasy chinese place but I do love getting mumbo sauce on my footlong cheeseburgers

>>8458627
also never eaten at kochix before, but i see it on the map and i live two blocks away

you live scary close anon

>>8458609
[email protected]

takes me a while to get down there
I usually don't go into Vancouver by myself usually with some friends so idk maybe wouldn't go down.

Need a bunch of CK anons not just two people Incase it's full autism could be awkward as fuck and end with a drunken scene

I would cook boeuf en crout. Beef tenderloin rubbed with mustard, mushrooms sauteed in butter, with rosemary and thyme, deglazed with white wine and arsenic, and wrapped in home made puff pastry.

No, I would not trust any of your food.

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>>8456387
Houston
Would make either gumbo or maybe some crawfish etouffee if I can get my hands on some crawfish (the season is starting soon, I'm drooling)

>>8458654

emailed you. I promise I don't wear a fedora

>>8455818
The obviously better idea would be for everyone to bring something special that is unopened (eg, a sauce or ingredient) for people to try.
Then everyone would make a dish together, some of those sauces could be used as dipping sauces since tendies (vegan and regular) would be the dish made most likely.
Everyone could break into groups and make their own and there could even be a contest for best texture etc with the same ingredients.

There would be stations

chicken station

cutting station

dry stuff station

egg station

another dry station

fry station

and then plates (paper so no one has to clean a lot)

Everyone would agree upon a basic recipie and you can add stuff if you want but you can't add it to the ingredients at the station.

The ingredients would be sealed from the store and opened in front of everyone with a pot of cash that everyone chips in a little for

When everyone's done they all eat together and enjoy tendies just the way mama and good boy used to

I would poison you all

>>8458723
recipies could be exchanged but no other food allowed. If you want to go to someone's house or meet seperately to try someone's food etc that's your problem but not at the meet

>>8458723

It's a little bit autistic and I mean that in the least offensive way I'm sorry

>>8458736
It's a little bit safe and I mean that in the least offensive way I'm sorry

FTFY

>>8457782
>>8458695
Again, Houston. Or East Tex. I'm based out in the Oldest Town in Tx

>>8458196
>>8458196

Seattle?

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>>8455837
>Why not?
This is why.

>>8458750
No. But go Cougs.

>>8458756

Not only is this incredibly stupid but the legal and criminal consequences of doing this can actually be severe. What a fucking moron but I mean seriously why would you eat home made brownies someone off the internet made for you?

>>8458759

Cool. I mean I don't mind driving somewhere else but it'd have to be on a weekend when I'm not in school. Have you ever met anyone off /ck/ or other boards before? How was it?

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Id bring a big batch of my signature wolf chili. no beans cause I'm from Texas.

>>8458766
Is an obligatory 'fuck the Huskies' in order on my part?

I haven't - have you?

Know what the middle of the state has? Fruit packing and great Mexican food.

>>8458762
Cause I'm not a pussy if it looks good I'd eat it

>>8458780

Haha fucking yes. And yes I have actually. Not from /ck/ though but it was fun none the less.

Do you have a throwaway email?

>>8458780
Different person here. I live right in Seattle. In the Summer, my friends and I will drive out for hiking and to buy delicious Rainier cherries.

>>8458792
I don't. What do?

>>8458802
I'll be gone by the summer! I graduate in May.

>>8458807

Hmm. Make one? Takes a minute.

>>8458810
Congrats! Still Seattlecherryanon.

I only stick around Seattle, if you guys wanna try to do something, email me at [email protected]

>>8458814
[email protected]

>>8458161
>
I'm down. I work at Disney, so when Guy Spaghetti blows, we'll all go ride rides.

Any of you from Melbourne Australia?

>>8458974
Nah but a friend of mine is moving there in about a month.

>>8458974
Me but I'm just a beginner cook

>>8459066
what suburb are you?

>>8456249

>Vernors
>Confirmed for michigan

Anyone from around Auckland, NZ?

post the picture of the last meetup

>>8458974
not the other anon but i'm also melb, 3931

any brisbane australian cucks here

>>8459183
I'm not too far from you, 3196

>>8459192
will you be my gf

>>8459231
I'm a dude sorry m8, I'd have a beer with you though