ITT: /ck/ runs a fast food restaurant.

86 those curly fries, Ralph. I dropped my whiskey handle in the oil.

>>8443662
>Blue/prple power-aid basted turkey sandwiches
>the redramen in 'the shining' esk
>canned chicken tendies
>the sandwich artist suprise

For me...

"Sir Im sorry but we cannot serve pizza anymore today. We ran out of aerosol cheese bologna."

Give me two hours on that sous vide burger, Chef!

>>8443686
>curly fries

you amerifats are fucking fat and stupid. those are called coiled chips. i love fish and chips and curry because the uk is the best food country in the history of the queen.

>>8443710
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>>8443710
In Germany we call them "diversity coils".

>>8443710
absolutely O B S S E S E D

2 TACOS FOR $0.99

>>8443738
They're $1.29 with tax now.

>>8443742
MAKE TACOS GREAT AGAIN

"I'll have the crab legs with fun dip, a boiled potato and cinnamon poppers."

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WHO THE FUCK LET JA/ck/ BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN

>>8444565
Someone should shoot him, he's a health hazard.

>>8443715
>>8443719
what is this new meme?

>>8443662
Menu:
mchicken
tendies
fries
soda
alcohol
za
some nip food for the sake of it
full english breakfast
pasta cooked in knorr chicken stockpots

>>8443742
don't forget the tip

It gets shut down because it just resells McChIckens

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>fry 50lbs of tendies on Saturday
>freeze and microwave them to order

>>8444696
Some kids that think the whole world is obsessed with America so they false flag as Europeans then reply to themselves with "O B S E S S E D".

This is basically the new go' za

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The Kekburger.

>>8444966
'go 'za was creative at least
this is just samefaggotry

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>menu is literally nothing but McChicken and 'go 'za

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What about /fit/ options?

>>8444778
I'll take the alcohol please

>>8445013
mmmmm all it needs is hot sauce on top

We're out of quinky sauce, someone mix up a new batch.

we're out of eggs

>>8445013
Offer small bottles of Naked and uncooked spaghetti

6 drinks minimum

>>8445013
Boiled chickenbreast served in a molten pack of butter. Deepfried protein bar as dessert.

>>8444966
>>8444696
it's not that new, it just wasn't on ck before

it comes from population numbers more than anything else, of course a big as fuck country will get more mentions than a small one, more things happen there, and there's way more people from there on 4chan per capita anyway

Guys is lunch ready?

WHERES THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN?

If I don't get a goddamn McChicken in less than a minute I swear to God I am going to RAPE somebody

>>8443662
It must have the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Hi, my name's Nino!

Mchcickens
Frozen pizzas
Alcohol
Tendies
Kraft meals

>>8445150
We can't actually serve alcohol, so you'll have to drink it off of a greasy pizza, sir.
That'll be $36.11

Wafflehouses would look like 5star establishments compared to a /ck/ diner.

What if we reuse McChicken paddies to make gourmet food like chicken curry, chicken parmesan, and chicken and waffles?

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I once thought about trying a Sausageburgers concept. Just burgers, but instead of beef patties, sausage. And many different kind of sausages: Italian, Polish, German, etc., so different kinds of sandwiches.

>>8446407
>High food/labor cost with a small/ nonexistent market.

That's a loser 99.9% of the time.

Dude, sushi is fucking meme food. We don't sell that here you fucking normies.

>chicken tendies
>burgers
>cheese option on everything
>plenty of salt
>spicy ketchup

ez day baby.

>>8446527
You forgot to add a "secret" sauce

>>8446534
No.

It will never work. The idea will die during the planning stage the moment someone asks if the place will accept tips or is going to pay actual minimum wage to the FOH; any survivors won't be fit to feed themselves, let alone others.

>>8445221
I'll take six waters, thank you

>>8446480
Not as a fastfood, maybe as a food truck, or at a place that serves "good/fancy" burgers with originality, or a BBQ/steakhouse. Like where they have fried eggs, avocado/guacamole, or beetroot as ingredients.
I see it working in Yurop, not sure about Burgerland.

>>8445913
What kind of bottle could I autistically and unsuspiciously sip a clear uncoloured liquid from at /ck/'s fast food place?

Gimme the go za large

>>8446834
One put O'Red comin up!

We should name it No Sticky!

>>8443662
>Fast food
>Restaurant

Choose 1

Whats for dessert?

>>8447148
Big Mac

2 SCALLOP
2 RISOTTO
3 RACK OF LAMB
1 WELLINGTON

Sriracha bacon for me my good sir :^)

xD

>>8443710
I think amerilards have every god damn respect to have the ability to whatever they wish to call them. ESPECIALLY since they invented them

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Someone just ordered pic related. Let's get to work boys.

>>8443662
>Today special is the McChicken the best fast food sandwich with a side of another McChicken the best entree for your meal

>>8445164

> but you do have to eat this

PIZZABURGER

soda fountains have a huge profit margin, right?

why can't we just open a shop that just sells overpriced cups & has a soda fountain

don't even need food

>>8446361
McCurry
McParmesan
McWaffles

How much for 1 rib?

>>8447607
what the fuck

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>>8447741
STOP WASTING MY TIME BRING OUT THE FUCKING GLASSBLOWER YOU INCAPABLE FUCK WHICH KITCHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'RE COOKING IN HERE

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>>8447748

>>8445265
Nothing to do with population. It's about foreign people bringing up America for no real reason. Basically saying "you're obsessed, you think about us all the time, and we really don't ever think about you."

We'll call it Weinerschnitzel. Except we'll actually serve Weinerschnitzel unlike those other bastard.

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ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOTS WE'VE GOT
50 MCCHIKENS,
3 'GO 'ZA I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT IS
3 WELL DONE STEAKS WITH KETCHUP
2 JA/CK/ SPECIAL AUNT MYRNA'S PARTY CHEESE SALADS
AND ONE #WIFEMATERIAL ALFREDO PASTA

GET TO WORK YOU SHITS

>>8447417
I can't stop laughing at this post fuck

>>8445892
Hi! My name's...

*Puffs chest*

NINOOOOOOOOOO

>>8447711
THIS ISNT 7/11 WHERE YOU BUY A BIG GULP AND SNEAK A TWINKIE IN THE CUP FOR FREE

>>8447181
LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS YOU CUNT

>>8447798
>tfw when your stuck activating the almonds on garnish
:/

>>8447779
>No real reason

That or it's because we're bombing them.

Whatever the menu consisted of, the Thomas the Tank Engine theme needs to be blaring constantly, and at an inhuman decibel.

>>8447853
Do we expect /k/ to visit?

>>8447779
>no real reason
>americans make up the largest demographic
hmmm

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The only sexy couple I'd trust in the kitchen, try Tammy's clam bake today!

I'm cooking macaroni for dinner
I'm going to drain it and grate cheese over it

That's how poor I am

We need a normie menu for food-retarded people

>>8447836
lamb sauce?

>>8447148
Sweet sundae ramen

>>8448060
>Topic at hand has nothing to do with Americans
>Eurotrash beings up America because they can't stop thinking about us all the time

>>8447798
fuccin kek

>>8446407

This actually seems like a pretty solid concept to me.

I'd love to be able to get an Italian sausage parm sandwich and a Polish kielbasa-and-kraut sandwich at the same place. As long as they're done well.

>>8443662
Can i serve real food in the restaurant or I am forced to serve fake food from pedo anime with loli cushions on the side?

>>8443710
lel

>>8444989
The KEKburger
>One Wal-Mart brand "Premium Quality" Kobe beef patty, sous-vide "western-style", topped with a single Kraft single, a fried egg, and your choice of either day-old wilting greens or our special kek sauce nestled between two steamed (not steaming) buns. Added bacon is $2 more.

>>8443662
Me? I'd serve crab legs

Whoever prepped the Quinky Sauce this week put way too much mustard in it ffs read the recipe sometime

>>8447826
WHERE'S
THE LAMB
SAAAUCE

>>8448132
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yea sorry but I'm really sick *buuurp* and I don't think I'm gonna be able to come in today *crack* *fizz* sorry

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>>8444966
What were there topping on?

>>8446778
Metal water bottle

>>8444696
>new

The only thing new here is you, fag

>>8443710
You mean coiled potato threads.

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>>8443662
I found the menu

>>8443662

I would create the Buzzfeed of restaurants, doing whatever shitty thing is trending on Instagram and Facebook. It would only have locations in flyover states, and perhaps on the outskirts of major metros. The stores in the flyover states would market it as exotic, trendy, etc, while it would appeal to ironic hipsters near metros.

I would take advantage of every cheat in the book: fake truffle oil, MSG, etc.

Almost the entire menu would be "secret"

Gratuity added to every order

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Okay who bought 20 crates of this shit?

>>8443662
I'm not cleaning the bathroom, fuck you guys

>>8448882
Don't forget the slimy Monsanto tomato.

>>8449628
Don't bother. Your minimum wage employment at this establishment is terminated, effective immediately. Find other shitty employment.

'Murga

>>8449702
That wasn't very nice. Apologize.

>>8450118
Well I'm sorry but someone shat in the urinal again so someone has to and you got dubs.

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>>8450392
if this post begins in 84 i have immunity from bathroom cleaning

>>8450781
so close but nope. put your gloves on

>>8450788
>if this post begins in 84
>begins, not ends
>post ended in 81, began in 84

this is why youre still working in fast food in your late 20s, anon

>>8450781
Nah, you need to clean the restrooms. And there is a dead fetus in one of the toilets. Oh, and we're all out of gloves. Do it anyway, min. wagecuck.

Give me some McChicken, ramen noodles with scallions and shrimp, and a pack of tendies with the secret special sauce (I hope it's semen).
And some microbrew'd beer pls.

>>8450832
i said put your gloves on, anon. we're at work, not on 4chan

>>8443662
"What? Somebody ordered a steak well done?, get the chef in here we are going to take a shit on top of that steak"

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Hi guys, it's your friendly state health inspector, here to do a random inspection! Boy, I hope there aren't any health violations in this establishment!

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>>8450928
I dont think we will find anything like that now will we mr. inspector?

>>8450910
"86 the steak! Just shape and grill the turd!"

>>8450938
You can't threaten me, I work for the government! I'm going to put this in my report!

>>8450949
How could you do that if we serve you as tendies?

Tendies
McChicken
Ramen

>>8450956
You don't want to do that, I'm even more tough and stringy than your regular tendies.

>>8450966
My palette knows no standards.

>>8449881
it's our special tonight chef

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>>8451227
And here, sir, is your order. bowled water.

wah la

>>8451256
86 it theres no fucking lamb sauce yankie doodle shitehead

>>8450943
Realistically, would they be able to tell the difference?

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>>8451089
>palette
Nice.

>>8447607
All that fucking effort...

>>8443710
Fuck off lad, they're called Spinny Spuds here.

>>8444942
Advertise it as an "artisanal microwavery".

Have a dozen microwaves line the wall next to the little window you send the food out to.

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>>8451829
Have an electrical engineer in the kitchen at all times in case the microwaves short circuit.

We CANNOT afford to lose a single microwave for longer than 60 minutes. This is a gourmet microwavery for a reason!

>>8451834
TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

>Most Popular Item: Chicken Tenders

>>8451826
>Spinny Spuds
They're called Winding Wallies you mong.

>>8450928
QUICK LOCK HIM IN THE FREEZER

>>8449736
I like where your head's at

>>8447607
what the fuck is that

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>be faggot
>go to OP's restaurant
>figure I should be able to find some dick there since OP is always a faggot
>feeling frisky so I ask for 10 D's
>they bring me a plate of chicken strips
>mfw

>>8447607
How much burgermoney does one of those cost? I imagine a fair amount

>>8445154
how about some 'cha

bumb

>>8443716
Pfftt hahaha. Oh Abdul that was hilarious.

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>>8448184
delet this

Whats our financial report?

>>8443662
guys w eneed to stock up on the best barbecue sauce/rub you'll ever taste

>>8453309
well memed

I NEED THREE BEEF WELLINGTON ENSEMBLES ON THE FLY

It's the McChicken

>>8448184

TONS
OF
FLAVOR

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F O R
O
R

M E
E

>>8447741
>>8451781
>>8453068
>>8453593

It's RyuGin, 3 michelin star Japanese you newfriends

>>8446407
Wouldn't that just amount to a round hotdog?

>>8451834
>not getting extra microwaves
YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>be watching that episode about that lazy cunt who became a whore later
>dat scene Ramsay runs the whole small vegetarian restaurant by himself (serving and cooking) while hordes upon hordes of clients were coming in like Soviets at finnish defense line
He is good.

>>8457100
>make soup, buy bread, make couple of hundred bucks

>>8457166
>she still gave no fucks

Maybe such influx of clients was mainly from fucking world class chef cooking there, but if the place kept serving good food, restaurant sure would get some loyal clients, in a fucking not-so-vegetarian France of all places.

Of course she had to be lazy cunt and ruin it, her daddy should disinherit the bitch.
At least the cook girl got the job at Ramsay's restaurant.

>>8447837
Underrated

>>8443710
>calling wiggle spuds coiled chips

fucking brexit mate

One order of boiled shit, haha Literal BOILED human shit. Chunks of shit in boiling water served on a plastic plate with drops of the boiling shit water everywhere

>>8443662
Texturized wheat protein marketed as different kinds of meat deep fried and combined with certain ratios of chillies, onion, garlic, salt and dairy products. Literally every fast food restaurant ever except without the slaughter.

>>8447632
>not getting a McDouble with that McChicken and combining them into a McGangbang.

Can someone post those mexican abominations? Like the chips with fucking SOUP SAUCE! or that retarded Ramen in the center surrounded by doritos! As a mexican if there was a restaurant like /ck/ i would fucking make those abominations only add terrible things like chocolate or marshmallows to up the retardation. We can start the restaraunt in WA state those fucking idiots would buy up our "artisinal, ethnic, organic" and pay about 20 $ a meal we can also say some stupid shit like half the meal goes to kids in some 3rd wolrd shit hole and they WOULD STILL buy our garbage. Fuck that hipster shit hole i hope they get nuked.

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>>8447798
YES CHEF!!!

>>8459370
>Can someone post those mexican abomination
That's prison food you're referring to. American prison food.

>>8451265
Try 86ing that attitude you fuck in wank

I ordered my fucking pack of tendies about a week ago and it still hasn't arrived.
What a shitty restaurant. You people don't even accept GBP as payment.

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>>8459370

>>8460417
Im mexican and I feel disgusted

>>8460417
Jesus wept

>toast sandwich
>bowl of eggs
>'go 'za
>McChicken, "the best fast food sandwich"
>Glossy donut
>Sweet sundae ramen
>Mexican "Gourmet" Special
>Jack's Daily Special

>>8444778
forgot the coffee menue

normal shit
>black (no sugar)
>instant (lol u suk)
>turkish (drink thus or ur gay)

Normie shit
anytrhing other than turk

Otherwise gud menue

>>8460417
Why do these 3rd world shitchefs always act like they're preparing masterpieces kek

>>8450928
Lock his ass in there, wait til he dies and serve him up as T-bone.

>>8451834
kek you'd get Amerifats lined up down the walk!

>>8460358
Oh it arrived alright, I just stole it and ate it round back behind the dumpster.

Hi!

It's me!

Ninooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>8457100
Kek was that the one with the black chef who just plain lost his mind while cooking and Gordon threw his ass to the street?

That whore had a little body on her too.

>>8457710
A trig skunny come round the docket. Fucking sallow cut, not trig but a skunny rollo bound trex. Gaffer mack.

>>8447607
That probably tastes more like a strawberry than an actual strawberry.

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>>8443662
Customer; "I'd like a serve of chile please."

Clerk; "GOD! WHY DON'T YOU BUY THE INGREDIENTS YOURSELF AND MAKE IT! ARE YOU SOME SORT OF PLEB?"

>>8461943
What is a bowl of eggs, anyways? Like is it raw eggs that'll fucking kill you, or is it like a bowl of scrambled eggs?

uh hello do you guys serve mcribs this time of year

I would have 24 hour omelettes on the menu with a tone of different ingredients you could choose from

I don't really enjoy eating them much but I love making them for some reason.

>>8464033
can i get a mcchicken and chocolate sauce ramen thanks

>>8464042
omlette not ranen