>chef John on suicide watch - the show

>raw_Chicken.webm

>shilling.exe

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>Hello this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot com!

>>8443483
>shilling on /ck/
kek
unlike /pol/, /v/ and, maybe, /tv/ this board has no impact on real world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ97_x_x2HA

Listen to his voice, he literally could never be on suicide watch

>>8443951
His voice is ASMR

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>>8443967
I've never used it as ASMR but it's fucking good shit

>>8443951
>speaks in stereotyped melody
Literal clinical symptom of autism.

>>8443976
What? He's reading, everyone reads like that

>>8443975
I was watching several of his vids per day a while back. It was just so fucking comfy

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>>8443990
I work as a mechanic and I still think "the ol tappa tappa" every time I'm tapping something

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>>8443995
>give it the 'ole shaka shaka

>>8443951
>>8443976
>>8443984
Jesus fuckin Christ that upwards inflection in the middle of ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE. Listen, the guy knows his food alright, but he needs somebody else to edit and do voiceover. For fucks sake, make this a shitty 'tasty' video and I'll prefer it to his stupid voice. I don't know how you fucking read, but let me tell you, if this sounds familiar...Don't ever offer to read shit in front of people.

>>8443984
... I have bad new for you, anon.

>>8444078
>>8444076
He literally doesn't talk like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZFxWaOvsCI

>>8444076
The weird thing is if you watch his old videos he either doesn't do it or it's less pronounced.

>>8444088
This guy is normal, I'd watch his shit when stoned for sure.
>>8443951
This is not the same guy. This guy has the most severe autism I've ever heard. Did he experience some severe social trauma in-between the posting of these videos? That is the only explanation.

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>>8444119
It's because he's reading. record yourself in conversation, then record yourself reading something that has a timed prose, it's not as extreme as chef john, but you will notice similarities (He just does it a lot and realizes people like that quirk)

>>8444119
>This guy has the most severe autism I've ever heard
Do you know what autism is?

>>8443951
listen near the end: he says "if theres a next time"...
if that isn't foreshadowing idk what is.