Worst pizza franchise

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Pizza Hut is the dullest pizza franchise in the history of pizza franchises. Seriously each greasy pie following a 2 liter of Coke and breadsticks and that sliced cookie thing has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the greasy meats and nasty veggies, the pizzas’ only consistency has been its lack of sauceand ineffective use of toppings, all to make pepperoni stale, to make cheese seem like just grease.
Perhaps the die was cast when the corporate management vetoed the idea of using fresh toppings; they made sure the pizza would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable greasy slop. The Pizza Hut pizza might be anti-vegan (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Dominos' pizza in its refusal of taste, quality and enjoyment. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the P'zone was good though
"No!"
The filling is dreadful; the crust was terrible. As I ate, I noticed that every time I bit into the P'zone, the sauce and grease sprayed out and burned my face.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that happened while eating. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Pizza Hut's menu is so governed by gimmicks and gross "novelty" pizzas that they have no other style of cooking. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pizza Hut by the same Papa John. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are eating Pizza Hut at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to eat Papa John's." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you eat "Pizza Hut" you are, in fact, trained to eat Papa John's.