Is ketchup a meal in itself?

>>8434261
No, you're a faggot though

>>8434261
yes

Could OP be a faggot? Could Mozart still be alive?

>>8434261
Anything can be a meal if you try hard enough.

>>8434261
No but soup is a meal.

>>8435846
I have a chair, can I make that a meal?

>>8434261
>fridge door fit

Do americucks really keep ketchup in the fridge?

>>8435911
Do you eat Parmesan "cheese"? Of course you can.

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Sure, if you want it to be.

>>8434261
I think it was a thing for a long time that homeless people used to steal ketchup packets out of fast food places to eat. I imagine you could get something that passes for a soup out of it if you had some milk to pour in.

>>8435923

What the fuck are you on? I keep ketchul in the fridge too, it keeps it fresh and has a better consistency when cold. Also the contrast between hot french fries or hot dogs and cold ketchup is fantastic. I'm not even American.

>>8434261
In the midwest it is.

>>8434261
>"""""new""""" fridge door fit
>bottle is exactly the same as the other one

What is this fuckery?

>>8435994
It's just salt and sugar. At a meal size of 400 calories, you'd need to eat over a cup of ketchup.

>>8436097
Used to be a little bit taller bottle

>>8436112
Well then it's not new, is it?

>>8436106
That's not an unreasonable portion for a soup.

>>8436114
When it first came out it was. You must be new.

>>8436116
But ketchup isn't a soup.

>>8436097
who the fuck put his ketchup in the fridge anyway ?

>>8436124
It can be if you want it to be.

>>8434261
I don't think so, but Reagan declared it a vegetable to help qualify HFCS lunches as nutritious. Let's see how fuhrer does with that kind of notion.

>>8434261
It oughta be

>>8435846
add some flour and spices and fry it up and you'll have a snack if nothing else

>>8434261
It's got lycopene!

>>8436374
Silver bullet will cure that.

>>8436088
Thisss,all my condiments go in the fridge for that cool contrast