Who the FUCK would actually pay for these

>>8432246
A very lonely male crab?

You don't pay for them you go catch them.

Someone who has a job.

I have a medical condition which makes crab and pretty much any shellfish very dangerous for me.

I would pay for one because I basically allow myself shellfish a couple of times per year and it's worth it to me as a luxury.

>>8432246
Well, one time in Nogales, it was so inexpensive for a prostitute that I went ahead and paid, and ended up with pic related.

>>8432306
These are 90% shell, 5% old bay, and 5% meat

>>8432246
No one. I think we should just leave them alone until molting season.

>>8432246
I dunno, that's the oddest McChicken I've ever seen....

>>8432246
People who enjoy crabs and socializing.

>>8432246
All of the people who pay for them. What a dumb question.

>>8432431
You must buy the really shit crabs then. The ones I buy feel like I'm carrying around a fucking bowling ball when I get a dozen of.

Really good "large" crabs can easily go for $70 a dozen and up.

>>8434775
>acts superior
>eats sea bugs

kys

>>8432311
gout?

>>8432246
Nigger crabs are delicious get fucked

take live crabs

cover in old bay

put in steam basket

put steam basket in steamer filled half water, half beer

cook those little sumbitches alive

Dump out over a pile of newspapers

break open the shells with your fucking hands and suck out the meat

GIT GUD, YANKEE

>>8434888
even when my hands are covered in open wounds it's worth it

Old asians

>>8432246
isn't it a baltimore thing?

>>8434877
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>8434921
Fuck you bitch. I'm part of anonymoose and legion. Keep running your fucking mouth, I'll hack your ass. I already know your IP is 127.0.0.1

Follow these instructions little bitch:

Go to start menu

type in: command prompt

Open it

type: ping localhost

it will show your IP as 127.0.0.1

then shit your pants faggot. You better be glad im so kind, kiddo

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>>8434927
i'm behind seven firewalls and an icewall come get me faggot

>>8434927
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>>8434877
>le sea bugs

Enough with this stupid shit, they're a delicacy in nearly every country on this planet.

>>8434888
>Dump out over a pile of newspapers
I remember we used to have crab feasts when I was a kid. Ton of beer, two tons of old bay and like you said we'd toss newspapers over the table to prevent blowback.

>>8434968
ease of cleaning more than anything else. Just bundle up everything in the newspaper and toss it. Your gonna want to cause them shells will start to stink

>>8434927
Be careful

>>8434980
>teleports behind you
>nothing personal, kiddo, just business

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>>8434927
>127.0.0.1
That's not enough numbers, dipshit

>>8435068
>not knowing what IPv4 addresses look like
>only knowing what IPv6 address look like

underage ban for this faggot

MODS MODS MODS!

>>8435166
Millennials wouldn't know what an ipv6 addy looks like

>>8434888
This is fine if you're catching them yourself.

But (whole) blue crabs aren't worth paying for. Too much shell and guts, too little meat. If my lump crab or crab soup is made with blue crab whatever, that's cool. But who would buy these things when snow crabs exist is beyond me.

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Lobster > Shrimp >>>>> Crab

>>8432246
I would. Crabs are fucking delicious and healthy for you. I mean the cholesterol can be high, and theres barely any fat, but you don't eat crabs everyday. I would though. I would eat them everyday if I could. I love eating the guts too. Fucking delicious.

I honestly just eat imitation crab every day and it's just as good

I wish I could find the stuff the use in the sushi restaurants though, much better than the commercial crab sticks

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>>8432246
>what are you guys talking about?

>>8434888
Says git gud yankee. Literally one of the most popular foods in NYC most of it being self caught and cooked alive and if youre too lazy buy it from the Chinese.

Good as all hell. Surprising considering the polution fuck it tho.

Blue class are superior in every way to all the other crabs except meat per crab. But I don't care. They are so ducking delicious.

>>8436195
You don't eat the guts?

But the mustard is the best part!

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nom nom nom

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>>8434968
>crab feasts
>newspapers
It's actually called a low country boil. The last one I did had crab, lobster, shrimp, corn, potatoes and spicy sausages (not sliced). Old Bay is good, both liquid and powder.

>>8437432
More than one area of the country had newspapers and seafood you mouth breathing provincial.

>>8432856
your shit isn't even funny in any way. It's time to realize you're beyond stale and into moldy and forgotten

>>8434888
I just want to say:
Why season the impermeable crab shells rather than season the water. Can someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XQhmYCPWSw