FUCK FRUIT

>americans

>>8431961
No. No one else cares about your faggy little crusade. Go eat some beef jerky or suck some dick like you usually do.

>>8431961
a simple google search would be able to tell you all of the reasons why you are wrong.

it's easy to hate when you're an ignoramus.

>>8431961
it's actually 2017 and I like fruit.

6/10, OP

>>8431964
I'm actually Canadian, but nice try.
>>8431966
It's not a crusade, I'm just stating facts. Also, I love beef jerky.
>>8431968
Those studies are hilariously biased. Have fun being brainwashed by the fruit industry and their hired shills.
>>8431970
Yeah, my bad, it is 2017. Oops. Also, don't eat fruit, it's bad for you.
>>8431972
2/10, you got me to reply.

>>8431983
Yeah and you love sucking dick and posting stupid shit. Do less of the latter and more of the former.

>>8431961
[Citation needed]

nobody cares about you OP

you've added absolutely zero value to this board tonight

go back to /b/

>>8431961
Fucked a fruit once, just left my dick sticky, and not in the good way.

>>8432007
That stickiness is sugar. It's hella bad for you. Even children know this.

>>8431983
>Those studies are hilariously biased. Have fun being brainwashed by the fruit industry and their hired shills.

Take off the damn TIN FOIL HAT FOR A FEW MINUTES, YOU FREAK.

>>8432007
OPs a fruit, try fucking him and see if the result is the same.

>>8431983
You know sugar in fruit metabolizes differently than regular bleached table sugar right?

>>8432019
Y-you're just a pawn of BIG FRUIT

>>8431983
>>Those studies are hilariously biased
>objective measured science is wrong
>glucose is the same as fructose is the same as sucrose

you're seem like a variant of that vegetarian shitposter. please stop shitting up the board with your ignorance or your tomfoolery. you must be at least eighteen years old to browse this website.

>>8432022
he absolutely is
>>8432026
that's what (((((((((they)))))))))) want you believe

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>>>8432026
>that's what (((((((((they)))))))))) want you believe

My old biochem professor is cruisin' for a bruisin'. I wonder when Big Fruit got ahold of him, and turned him into a sugar shill

>>8431961
>Sugar is sugar, and your body can't tell the difference between an orange and a Snickers bar
incorrect

fructose is the sugar in fruit; sucrose is the sugar in candy

Weak shitposting, OP. The amount of retards who replied seriously though is a good indication of how shit this place has become. Surprisingly, your shitposting has value in that.

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> low fructose
>high fiber
>tons of antioxidants
>tasty af
Mixed berry masterrace reporting in

I dislike most fruit simply because the consistency varies so greatly and I despise mushy fucking fruit.

Guy just let OP not eat fruit and die of scurvy so he doesn't make any more shitty posts on this board

>>8431961
I physically can't stomach most fruits. I will gladly eat a pound of nearly any vegetable completely unseasoned, but most fruits are just so sickening to me.

>>8431961

Sage is my favourite fruit

>>8431961
I like fruit. Tastes good. Also like meat in excessive portions. Only a sissy would let vegan cultists ruin food for them.

>>8431983
A FUCKING LEAF.

>>8432642
But Sage is a herb.

>>8432713
ur a herb

>>8432180
It'll also destroy your teeth. I once mashed a bunch of raspberries and put pennies on it. Thevpennies eventually dissolved.

Think about it.

>>8431961
Steve Jobs regularly engaged in All Fruit Diets.

>>8431961
I only eat granny Smith apples, prefer to eat vegetables

>>8431961
>he doesn't know the difference between glucose, sucrose, maltose, lactose, dextrose, fructose, and sucrose.

Must suck being uneducated.

>>8432811
Then he stole a kids liver and died two years later.

why do the nutjobs always end up on /ck/?

>>8433208
Kek

>>8431961

Kill yourself