Is green tea a meme?

>>8431177

That's not green tea. Green tea isn't bright fucking green.

>>8431177
That's fucking lime kool-aid.

>>8431195
then why is it called green tea, all of my green tea has looked like that

>>8431250
Because drain cleaner isn't green tea

>>8431177
everything is a meme when you're a shitposter

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gween tea

>>8431177
You know what isn't a meme? Killing yourself. Very authentic. You should try it.

>>8431177
Yes.

It's a meme aimed at pathetic weeaboos and they lap that shit up. I have never met a "green tea" drinker that didn't have major mental deficiencies.

Normal people drink black tea.

green tea is just raw tea. it's primitive.

>>8434186
To be fair you have only met your mom and her "friend" Tyrone though, not a great sample size.

YES A BIG FUCKING MEME

I AMM FUUMING. Thank you for reminding me,OP.

>Spend $300 dollars importing 50kg worth of Green tea from a gourmet Japanese website
>Drink it for weeks
>literally can't shit. Went 5 days without needing to shit
>extreme short term memory loss (forgot how old I was and couldn't remember for 5 minutes)
>Managed to actually SPEED UP my balding process

FUCK "GWEEN TEE :DDD" AND FUCK JAPAN. I WANT EVERY GREENSHIT DRINKER TO PAY ME BACK MY $300! IT AIN'T RIGHT THAT I FELL FOR THIS SHIT MEME AND SUFFER. Know what's worse? I STILL HAVE 48.8 KG OF GREEN TEA IN MY GARDEN SHED

FUKC JAPAN

>>8434237
I hope this is pasta you fucking faggot

>>8434237
>48.8kg

You measuring this shit?

Puer is superior.

Green tea is a nice thing, the only stuff that weirds me the fuck out is the lighting they have in the factories making it.

14 years and some months ago I visited one in rural Japan right next to green tea fields and the lighting was very very weird into green and blue, made my skin look alien as fuck.

>>8434237
>50kg for $300
Yeah no, even lipton's is more costly

>>8434237
Sell it for 20$ / kg, say it's authentic and fuking make a profit.

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>>8432080

>>8434237
>white people

>>8434967
Eyeda likea somma mowre cawfee

>>8431250
What the fuck are you drinking?

Green tea just tastes like hot water with the faintest hint of tea. Worthless garbage.

>>8434237
Made me laugh.

8/10

>>8435921
Yeah. I don't know if I've been drinking shitty green tea, but every time I've had non-sweetened G-Tea, it just tastes like this.

>>8435961
>sweetening tea
>ever
Fucking pleb trash.

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>>8431195
the only green teas that get anywhere close to that color is either matcha or gyokuro but it's still a lot less saturated in color

>>8435921
>>8435961
you're brewing your tea wrong or using shit-tier tea if it tastes like shitty water

Anyone try it iced? Very refreshing on a hot day.

>>8431250
Because it's probably made by white people and only cost you pocket change

>>8435921
>>8435961
You're probably drinking Lipton then

>>8431177
you know OP has only ever drunk green tea labelled simply as "green tea"

>>8431177
Your mother is a meme.

>>8435964
I get not dumping a shit ton of sugar into your tea, but what's wrong with one sugar?

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>>8431177

>>8436212
Good sencha can be pretty close too. I've had a few that looked like antifreeze.

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People don't really drink the green meme, do they?