carbonate

>i tried it on a jug of milk
Good thing you fucked it up then. Carbonated milk is fucking abhorrent, try orange juice or something.

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Wat the fuk am I reading

>>8429912
are you high dude?

>>8429931
i want to carbonate

>>8430034
If you're not completely joking, I've always wanted to try carbonated tea and carbonated liquor

>>8430034
Stick a cartridge in the machine and make super carbonation, then sell it as double carbonated whatever

>>8430039
>how to lose an eye; the post
I really do wish people would make some effort to educate themselves on the things they buy, though.

I stick with cherry Coke Zero and diet cherry 7up. I'll pick up a jar of maraschino cherries and an extra bottle of maraschino syrup to doctor them up a little. I have no interest in making my own carbonated beverages.

Try carbonating a jar of cocktail onions

You tried to carbonate a ham sandwich?

>>8429912

I actually laughed out loud, which sucks because the baby is sleeping. So fuck you, but also

> it blew a hole in my ham sandwich

>>8430371
>breeding

gay

>>8431700
Wow. Really? What's that like?

>>8429912
try carbonating hot chocolate and report back

>>8432779
a jet of air splattered the hot chocolate everywhere. it hurt.