Time to burn down my house.

>>8424972
That doesn't look like food or cooking OP.

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>>8424976
Its booze.

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>>8424972
YASSS!

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>>8424979
Two or three days worth of dishes to clean up first

>>8424972
Take a picture of the pot plants.

/ck/ loves to rip on this guy, but his house does look comfy.

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>>8424997
Which ones. At this point theyre taking over the house.

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>>8425004

Pretty sure this is the Homeworld guy in Maine.

>>8425005

cat

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>>8425010
Nerd.

>>8425001
It's just really cluttered almost to the point of hoarding but he seems to be cleaning it up a bit. I actually like his eccentric style.

>>8425010
I'm certain it is these threads are a ride

newspaper moonshiner man is back, das good, das good

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>>8425005

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>>8425069
Have to cobble together a cooling system .

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>>8424972

>>8424972
Nobody else notice the cannabis plants growing in the OP?

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>>8425075

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>>8425081
needs snow.

>>8425101
Can you explain your cooling system here?

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>>8425101
I think i got the water level stable .

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>>8425121
Submersible pump
bucket
snow
and the two holes in the still

>>8425121
whats to explain?
its very simple

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>>8425131
Aforementioned snow.

>>8425005

Is that pot?

the plant looks sick as fuck

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>>8425138
Its been through some rough times. It wasnt worth putting it under a light so I brought it upstairs

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>>8425137
Forgot to clean the pipes

>>8425131
the cold water needs to enter from the bottom hole senpai

Wew

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>>8425199
They have now been flipped

>>8425208
Lad

>>8425234
How much moonshine will you get from this?

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>>8425053
With the hairy hands, red explorer, depressed dog, and rabbits and chickens!

Still have the blood on your back door window?

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>>8425240
I have no idea. Ive never done this before .

>>8425263
Fuck Year Hot Pockets.

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>>8425265
One of the guys I rent a room out to doesnt cook at all.

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>>8425240
It's basic math.

IIRC, our dear friend has 15 gallons bubbling. Let's say it's at 8% abv - therefore he has 1.2 gallons of 100% abv.

He won't capture the entity, and the first run typically yields a 40-50% abv product (averaged as it starts higher and wains). Our beloved virgin should realistically capture around 2 gallons of 40% abv. Since it's a shitty potato mash, he'd be smart to run it through again and end up with about a gallon of 85% abv liquor which he can dilute into gatorade and sugar in an attempt to penetrate a passed out lady.

Given he couldn't read a basic recipe (which is the reason he's on food stamps), I suspect these calculations are all for not.

>>8425288
>are all for naught.

Speaking of basic reading skills, I fixed that for you.

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>>8425288
>which is the reason he's on food stamps.


Im on food stamps?

>>8425288
* there are also heads(minuscule) and tails which I forgot to deduct.

tldr: stay in school, crime doesn't pay.

>>8424972
Are you the Maine OP?

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>>8425234
Ive decided to freeze distill this one. So outside it goes.

>>8425294
You shop at that shitty WIC corner mart by choice?

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>>8425304
>freeze distill

Yum! A potato Eisbier. That's the perfect pairing for a hot pocket.

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>>8425315
Its the closest store and I needed sugar.
I usual buy food at whatever store at 7-8 am. That way I can beat the old ladies to that days clearance items.

>>8424994
>>8425263
More pupper

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>>8425356

>>8425263
That's a nice pupper you've got

>>8425288
>all for not.
All for nought

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>>8425365

>>8425365
please don't tell me you're giving it a test run with straight vodka ...

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>>8425367
She better be. Her medication cost 200 bucks a month.

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>>8425410
No. Thats the thumper. It works better if You start with alcohol

>>8425300
>>8425377
Thanks you douchy dubs

OP. how much do you charge for the room you rent out?

You seem like an insane person, OP.
I like it.

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>>8425420
500, No utilities .
Free pot.
Occasionally get dragged into helping on some project or another.
Usually I cook to much food too.

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>>8425416
Gonns be awhile

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>>8425488
Heres the posion part.

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>>8425503

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>>8425507

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>>8425510
Its dripping

>>8425510
>20%

What a grand still! Hopefully there's a leak and you all chain smoke. I'll enjoy reading this in your paper.

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>>8425514

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>>8425533
>Colt 45

>>8425412
What's wrong with her eye?:(

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>>8424972

LET'S GET IT ON!

>>8425273
>roommate
>growing weed

Dude....

You failed to abide by the golden rule of growing: No smell, no sell, no tell.

That dude is going to run his mouth about your weed, and some assholes are going to try to bust in your place and steal it / rob you.

Luck, regardless.

>>8425621
yeah op should knock that shit off. If you're going produce on your own propety you need tohave enough land to keep casual observers from connecting your use to your production.

Like those dudes in the meth game back in the 90s who would cook for months without selling a single shard, then dismantle the lab, wait a while, then sling hard.

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>>8425533
Im already drunk

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>>8425642
Its legal here. I have under the limot for plants. Im fine

>>8425661
Lazy dirtbags too stupid to grow their own and looking to make a quick buck don't care about that, bro. They just want free weed to smoke and sell.

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>>8425656
So far

>>8425761
why is what's coming out of the still cloudy? what abv is that?

>still no pics of the weed you be growing

venting the c02 to increase growth rate?

>>8425563
Dogs get little warts/tumors as they get older. I think thats what it is. Like big skin tags

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>>8425771
Nope. Its cherry eye.

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I don't do the 'shine, but i do brew the wine. Stay safe and don't kill yourself op, seems like a fun project nonetheless. Is the risk of botulism higher bc of potatoes and low acidity? I always add extra acid to my wines to be safe, but fruit is already decently acidic

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>>8425766
Booze is cooking . But pots not.

>>8425416
Dude. Just get a water distiller or two and run it on a dimmer switch + Kill-A-Watt. You'd be in $60 for two x 1 gallon stills and the electrical.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Megahome-Countertop-Water-Distiller-Purifier-MH943T-/322373779006?hash=item4b0ef97e3e:g:fKsAAOSwUKxYZU-s

>>8425784
That's a nice looking plant.

Cannabis really is a beautiful plant, and I'd like to grow them for ornamental purposes as well as for bud.

>>8425784
ya well dont put a fucking leaf in your picture and make everyone interested then buddy boy

post more feet

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>>8425761

>>8424994
Good to see you haven't cleaned in an entire month OP. You scumbag
Also RIP OP

>>8425437
This place is going to go up like a match

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>>8425078
Nobody gives a fuck its just weed you nerd

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>>8425820
Its been cleaned completely a few times sense then. This is not one of those times.

>>8425840
Went blind already?

Is the house on fire?

>>8425840
rip in piece OP ;_&7

>>8425840
F

>>8425840
i'm voting for methanol poisoning

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

RIP

>>8425838
Who's this cunt?

RIP op, he never got to fix his car.

>>8425805
It's [current year]. It isn't that hard to obtain weed or grow your own any more if you got a fetish go look at google images ffs. Jesus it was easier to get weed than it was to get booze when I was underage and that was almost 10 years ago now.

"Pot heads" are so dumb I swear they don't even know the country is moving on without them knowing and accepting the shit..

>>8425503
How do you know when the poison part has ended and the safe part has started?

Nice thread OP.

My recommendation is to lose the thumper, and get a bigger reservoir to house the coil. Also like other anon said distill it 2 or 3 times. You can even dilute it down to 45% carbon filter then distill again.

Oh boy it's Maine bro back again. Always good to see your threads.
You and the texas bro with the cats are my favorite threads. Pretty much the only reason to keep coming back to this shithole.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM

>>8426386
Seconded. People like u and I need to start posting some more oc to boost these guys up.

I'm tired of filtering through all the garbage just to get some oc. I don't care what it is as long as it isn't "for me" or "go za" shit...

>for me it's the /ck/ original content, the best food conversation

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>>8425817

You people really work on a non industrial scale. I make 270 liters of wash for 65 dollars. That produces an insane amount of vodka.

>>8426788
Why is it so cloudy, OP?

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>>8426853
Its only been distilled once and I accidently shook it before I siphoned .

>>8426872
Just be safe, anon.

>>8425512
I hope you let the initial few drops go to waste or ur gonna go blind from the mentol

>>8425078
those are the tops of carrots

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>>8426965
I tossed the first few ounces. And the last few.

>>8426985
>that poster

>>8426985
He lives!

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>>8425273
>Rice paper in fridge
Do Americans really do this?

post more of your cat and dog

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>>8427222
Only hillbillies like OP that don't trim his toe nails and work delivering news papers.

The other 99% of American's do not do this


I give it a month before op Is drunk/mildly blind off his homemade liquor and burns his whole double wide trailer down

>>8428548
Why are you projecting your insecurities all over this thread?

>>8426331
>you guess

>>8426331

experience. usually of watching your friends go blind.

>actually you're supposed to toss the first couple of ounces by volume

>>8425005
Dude, cover that outlet. If you won't do it for yourself, do it for the cot!

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>>8428548
It live across the street from a trailer park. But Im not in one myself . I live on a lake. I assume this was a camp when it was built but I havent done extensive research.

Also I almost never drink anyhow. Im just playing with a new toy.

>>8425761
>Call Juicy J and Enter to Win a Trip to His Exclusive Family Reunion

>>8425031
Jesus Christ those feet. What the fuck.

>>8424972
>>8424994
>>8425004
>>8425005


please clean your fucking house, that is disgusting

>>8430325
Living across the street from a trailer park kind of defeats the purpose of living on a lake....

I don't know anything about making your own alcohol, but judging by how poorly constructed the sentences in this thread are and how much of a clusterfuck the house in these pictures is, I wouldn't drink any of this stuff.

But hey, props to getting through life the way you know how to.

>>8425777
Will she get surgery?

>>8432262
>>8428548
>>8427222
>>8426302
Fuck all y'all haters. I love Maine bro and his threads. If it wasn't for him and 'gettin dickered' guy this place would be empty of OC.

Godspeed OP.

>>8425005
Spooky

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>>8432530
Theres a lot of trees between me and it.

>>8432563
Some day. She also has addisons disease. Which is a god damn expenses condition. So all her all vet money gets sucked up by that.

As bizarre as I'd expect from 4chan.

>>8425288
8% in the mash are pretty pessimistic. distillers yeast is pretty cheap and get you to 15-20%
but you are probably right in that it is more expensive than some cheap vodka, since you also have to count in the heating and cooling costs

>>8434601
haha hey there fellow redditor, are you fresh from /r/4chan too?

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>>8424994

I keep thinking that OP really shouldn't be allowed to own animals (not that I care about kot), but the pupper is the only thing in the house that looks like it's been half way taken care of.

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>>8434982
>things matter as much as living beings
You know, this guy is living much closer to nirvana than you ever will in your current life.

>semi-related

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>>8434883
Im planning on building a small stove outside this spring and woods free around here. Also Im going to build a smoker and maybe an outdoor pizza oven.

>>8425158
Love St. Bernards. What's its name? How old?

>>8437098
But did you fix your car?

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>>8437169
Ive fixed 75% I still need to reattach my bumper and probably something else I dont know about yet.

>>8437098
>>8437174
Why are your hazards running?

>>8437235
Im delivering papers and it lets drivers and cops know Im not going to be driving likea normal person .

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>>8437116
Daisy and shes three ish.