/ck/ gore thread.

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/thread
>inb4 can't /thread own post

>>8412581
I miss Sceak. When was the last time that low-hanging pepperoni nipple fuck was here, like 3-4 years ago?

I wonder what he is up to. Hope life is good or at least better for him.

>>8412636
>I miss Sceak

I really don't. Probably killed himself with his 100% bachelor chow diet.

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>>8412569
Let's do this

>>8413217
OH GOD

>>8412620
just watched the video...
The sounds she makes when tasting the stew is a bit concerning

>>8412587
Not bad

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>>8413357

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>>8413358

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>>8413361

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>>8413362

>>8413364
>white women cooking

https://youtu.be/v3EFMHwU1p0
How will The Chef ever recover?

>>8413186
How do you eat this? Do you eat the fish head whole?

>>8413364
why are Americans obsessed with snacks? Do you really need to eat every 3 hours like a toddler?

>>8413386
sub-clinical hypothyroid epidemic, causes peoples livers to be unable to store normal amoutns of glycogen

>>8413386
Because we can actually afford to do so unlike your third world shithole

>>8413381

I'd assume they show the head and the tail so the customer knows they aren't getting gypped, then when they get home they probably cut that bit off (save it for stew) and divide the bread up to feed their family of 12 or whatever.

>>8413386
>why are Americans obsessed with snacks?

since when was snacks an american only thing?

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I have no words for this.

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>>8413247

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These threads are great for curbing the ol appetite

>>8412620
wow

>>8413479
eeeeeeeeew

https://youtu.be/UBQuz5gyfS4

>>8413479
what the fuck is that

>>8413194
We call this a "Nasty Chad" over in my state.

>>8413479
This is what it looks like when you cut open a Pokemon

>>8413479
I still don't understand the point of this, even by showmanship standards it's very unimpressive.

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>>8413698

>>8412569
Gross, but still makes me want a corndog.

>>8413143
I can't even identify what this is. At first I thought cake and then I saw what appears to be pepperoni? And candy?

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>>8413386
>why are americans obsessed with snacks?
>americans
>why
>snacks
>americans
>why

If you hadnt noticed Americans are greedy as fuck thats why they are all fat as hell.

>>8413698
ok this is srsly funny

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>>8413731

>>8413722
This feels like what would be produced if Mexican food and British food had a child.

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>>8413744

>>8413743
good old General "non-newtonian fluid" Tso Chicken

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>>8413766

>>8413479
>cutting a dish with scissors
Triggered.

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>>8413787

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>>8413797

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>>8413766
kek

>>8413364
>everyone is too retarded to wrap something in meat and stuff it with cheese

I fucking hate mongoloids like these.

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>>8413381
It's capelin, I've seen people eat it whole, head and all. Not a pleasant sight I assure you, the sounds are even worse.

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>>8413833

>>8413833
>IT'S RAAAAW

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>>8413836

>>8413443
JUST

>>8413722
>'''''''''''''''''''nachos''''''''''''''''''''

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>>8413463

>>8413840
>dual wielding
>does it on the cutting board
>fucks it up
>does it in the bowl
>fucks it up

You just know he saw someone else do it correctly on TV and said 'You know what? I'm going to do that in my next video.'

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>>8413840

Pizza slice.

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>>8413888

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Thanks Ja/ck/

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>>8413440
i dont get it, its carmelized unions and ground beef thats about to get fried...right....RIGHT!?

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>>8413895

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>>8413908
What is this guy even thinking.

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>>8413908

>>8412569
These threads never have any real gore.

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>>8413918
This is satire, right?

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>>8413918

>>8413926
Newfag.

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>>8413933

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>>8413935
Newfag.

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I actually made grilled Charlies with a buddy of mine. I made his first and was too heavy on the chocolate sauce. I made mine with less and it was more edible.

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>>8413978

>>8413744
fresh line juice.......canned everything else

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>>8413994
Did this guy spend his 20's huffing paint or something?

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>>8413994

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>>8413999

>>8413969
The Marks and Sparks videos are actually very good, almost kino level of TV advertising, shame to see them tainted with jackshit.

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>>8413982
>>8413994
>>8413999

I dont know how many more of these i can watch, this takes the cake.

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>>8414007

>>8414006
it's okay, i'm all out

>>8413797
>>8413836
I want to lock him in a basement and torture him with foodstuffs daily. I could probably sell the videos to thousands of customers.

>>8413217

... i-is that ramen that's been left out for a while with both ketchup and mayonnaise?

>>8413364
>runtime: 12:47

>>8413440
Seems like they are about to fry it. Nothing wrong here.

>>8413463
That's just asking for it.

>>8413477
I mean it's a casserole. A nacho casserole, it seems.

>>8413731
sad...

>>8413999
The fuck is he doing? Even Jamie Oliveoil wouldn't do that

>>8413898
It might be ok but I think by the time the meat is brown the onions etc will be overdone

>>8413143
squirtle took acid and fell into a deep fryer

>>8413186
"Just because I like to look into the eyes of the things I killed as I eat them doesn't mean I am a mass murdering psycopath"

>>8413477
We need that wall NOW

>>8413698
>>8413731
>>8413730
>>8413744
>>8413766
>>8413787
>>8413797
>>8413804
>>8413826
>>8413833
>>8413836
>>8413840
>>8413888
>>8413895
>>8413908
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>>8413937
>>8413943
>>8413974
>>8413975
>>8413978
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>>8413989
>>8413994
>>8413999
I am convinced this "man" is an alien inhabiting a humanlike body. All of his movements are just too awkward to be natural.

>>8413740
>All that British food
>American

I'll admit you got me on this one.

>>8413381
Yes. And I don't get why people say its weird. With big fishes, ok but those tiny ones loke anchovies or sprots you can eat the heads

>>8413390
Those are smoked fish, you eat the heads, its not just for show

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>>8414003

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Just why

>>8413479
ayy lmao

>>8412587
You monster.

>>8412587
dipping cookies in juice is fucking delicious

>>8413698
it reminds me of when my pottery glazes settle.

>>8413839
no it's juicy

>>8413895
now we know why his niece had food poisoning

>>8413386
Speaking of OBSESSION...

>>8413933
wa la

>>8413955
there ain't nothing wrong with this

>>8413479
it looks like a fucking boulder on a plate from the thumbnail

Can someone please link me any one of these Jack's gore vids on YT? I've looked for em before but couldn't find a single one.

>>8413477
Why would she put whipped cream on nachos? Totally ruined it.

>>8413895
There's rare, and then there's simply uncooked.

>>8415467
you're kidding, right? that's sour cream.

>>8413479
We need the WALL, NOW!

>>8415472
Yeah, it was a joke. I knew it was sour cream.

>>8413479
It doesn't look appetizing at all but I'd still be tempted to try it just to see what it tastes like (or what it's even made of)

>select all images with pizza

>>8414127
>>8414169

Nice autism replies

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HEY GUYS, REMEMBER THE KWANZAA CAKE

>>8415521

kwanzaa is made up by the FBI

>>8415494
???

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>>8415521
no

>>8415546

when you're so autistic you have to reply to dozens of posts in a single post just to tell us what you think

>>8415553
I still don't get how that's autistic

>>8415547
IS it bad that looks strangely satisfying, like when you nibble out the little packets of orange juice in an orange slice on by one, I bet it tastes like that but with delicious cake.

Don't break my delusion pls anon

>>8413479
Wh-what the fuck even is that? I honestly thought it was a fucking rock until she started cutting it open.

>>8413731
Mmm, salmonella.

>>8413744
That video was filmed not more than two years ago

>>8415600
You don't get salmonella from mid rare retard. Enjoy your dry shoe leather

>>8415615
hey jack

>>8415615
>mid rare

>>8413994
Looks like a fucking child's torso.

>>8413724
>portable hotdog carrier
>also holds condiments
>bad

>>8415646
It looks like a slurry of pus and blood.

>>8415652
Welcome to the world of fry sauce. At least in Utah.

>>8414003
someone post the other clip

>>8415547
>>8415583
Looks like a giant crumpet, and those are fuckin nice.

>>8413726
Jesus fucking christ.

>>8415646
yeah, I kinda like it. get out a bun, squeeze your hotdog condom, et violin

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>>8415749
is...is that...pepto?

>>8415547

What in the blueberry flavored fuck is that?

>>8413479
Alright, I think I know what this is. It's some form of dessert pizza. At the 0:35 mark, we can see what appears to be melted ice cream, ice cream solids (that have not melted), whipped cream, and chocolate chips.

What the fuck else could it be?

>>8414127
>>8414169
Fucking retard.

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>>8415772
It looks like dressing called "the pink stuff."

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>tfw thanks to this thread, i now have every single jack webm filtered

>>8415838
That's edible pink. The shit on the macaroni looks like something in an elementary school art room.

>>8415838

man I would not be able to eat that without thinking it was pepto

>>8415827
I think it was actually cranberries and some kind of cream.

It's some sort of nightmarish thing from Korea, I'd reverse image search it but I'm about to pass out.

>>8415772

Looks like creamed beets to me. You can find them in jars or cans.

>>8416008

is that good? why would you cream beets?

>>8416012

Why would you cream anything? They're cooked beets in a creamy goop. Not bad, really, but I prefer pickled beets. Or, if they're fresh beets, roasted and served alongside my venison stew.

>>8415547
Most confusing thing in this thread

>>8415547
This will haunt my dreams tonight.
What is that...

>>8413737
It's a meatloaf with ketchup on the head and breadcrumbs and pep on the back with fuckin chocolate or BBQ sauce drizzled all over it with ham flowers n shit

>>8412587
is that OJ? or egg?
if OJ cool if egg....i would cook it first

>>8413479
For those curious, this is a "bomb pizza" made by a gimmicky as fuck restaurant in Seoul called The Place. They put a bunch of cheeses and raisins in the center of a huge piece of squid ink dough, wrap it up into a dome, then flambé it to melt the shit in the center.

>>8415427
that first part was hilarious, i thought it was over until they did it again correctly

>>8415547
fried kiwi?

>>8414007
that is some H.P. Lovecraft existential horro shit right there, take that shit to /x/

>>8415547
so what the hell is it a blueberry fuckmuffin???

>>8414007
What exactly am I looking at here

>>8413364
Gulag

>>8413982
what the fuck is he even trying to accomplish here?

>>8413726
My poor little heart was racing

>>8412620
I find Gordon's "good girl" when cooking with his daughters very disturbing

>>8415547
wtf

>>8414007
>>8414011
>>8416102

Nothing wrong with some plov, comrades.

Beat this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>>8416846
kek
fucking cheap skank

>>8414003
and to think that i fapped to her , multiple times

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>>8414007

>>8417084
oh, great now I got the urge of rub one out.
thanks to mr asshole here

>>8417052
Who is she?

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>>8417052
>>8417084
Who is she?

>>8417104
Just think about the """"food""""" she made

>>8417084
Is this Mrs Beeton?

>>8417084
Name?

>>8413787
holy fuck that ending

>>8417136
Looks like a typical Burger King item.

>>8412569
That's just wasteful

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>>8413975
I love his reviews
Has litterally said he never reads the directions and is proud of this fact

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>>8413999
no seriously bro what is he trying to make here?

>>8413826
what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck

>>8417428
Why is he such a fucking disgusting piece of shit?

>>8413826
I don't see the problem here.
>>8413787
I lost it when he brought out the whipped cream

>>8417476
I legit thought that was a picture of a globster from the thumbnail.

>>8417214
Ariel Rebel

>>8415583
>>8415730
>>8415801
>>8416040
>>8416058
>>8416089
>>8416094
>>8416355
apparently its some kind of vietnamese cake called Banh Bo Nuong

>>8412569
Mmm delicious. Love ketchup on hot dogs and corn dogs. Perfect condiment.

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>>8415615
>mid rare chicken

>>8416307
>>8413264
Link?

>>8417112
>"she"

>>8413374
>(((Israeli)))

>>8417084
I remember A Real Rebel

>>8417428
boil in the bag omelette

>>8415635
It's pretty disturbing looking now that you mention it...

>>8417428
Wow you really captured the tongue action in this one brah

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>>8417428
this was erotic

>>8413479
this is a "pizza" btw

>>8417052
>>8414003
Well I know what I'm watching tonight

>>8417214

Bryci

>>8416044
>Grinder_Accident
In contrast to a Grindr accident which often is a gerbil stuck in a man's rectum.

>>8416727
that is not plov and you calling that shit plov just disgusts me. get out of this board stalker.

>>8412936
>>8412569
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>>8419018
I see nothing wrong with these

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>>8417112
>>8417107
ariel rebel

>>8417084
No ass or tits

What exactly is everyone gawking about?

>>8419625
i found the nigger

>>8419653
i had a gag reflex

>>8415827
Looks more like gruyere or some other kind of soft white cheese, feta, and kalamata olives maybe?

All I know is it does not look appetizing.

>>8419659
What even the fuck is that? Some sort of Nashville Hot Chicken knockoff?

>>8413143
If you covered the mouth the nose makes it look like its horrified..

>>8412636
Hopefully he manned the fuck up.

>>8413364

Typical pretentious white people shit. No, you are not 'more clever'. No, you are not 'more smart'. Fuck off.

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>>8413479

>>8419625
Nostalgia

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>>8419741
Ha!

>>8413463
I recognize that stovetop

>>8413989
At first i was like "hey, this looks pretty decent. Way to go Ja-" then i realized he was shredding a chocolate bar on top

There is no hope for this man

>>8419625
>no ass
Tyrone please

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>>8413479

do you wear the top like a helmet when you eat this?

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>>8413698

i like jack because he fucks up and still shows it

>>8413477
holy shit, I didn't even realize that that isn't a jack webm

>>8420466
it is, its just a collab video

>>8413918
Is that sugar he puts? second ingredient?

>>8413724
Good god its like seeing a cyst being popped

>>8414169
Kill yourself

>>8414007
Its probably perfectly edible, but it looks like they just tossed some unseasoned chops on top without any care.

>>8415521

god dammit I hadn't heard of this till you mentioned it. fuck you. fuck you with a half melted rubber spatula.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>8420023
made me laugh/10

>>8420477
no anon its jello mix

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>>8413989
somebody should put this fucking retard out of his misery. chocolate on vegetables ffs.

>>8414169
Kys moron

>>8413430

You had five words.

>>8413186
can some russian fag explain this?

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>>8412936
>ketchup on hot dog

>>8420945
https://www.google.com/amp/www.food.com/amp/recipe/bologna-cake-61866

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>>8420945

>>8413982
How can someone be this stupid? Not even an actual retard pretending to be retarded would use it like that.

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here's some gore with tons of flavor

also ZOOMED WORDS!!!

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>>8421078
I see your ramen and I raise you some sushi.

>>8415635
Nah. Little kid skin is much thinner and softer and much easier to cut through with a knife.

>>8413726
The stupid

It hurts

BTW how do you guys open a coconut? I get a screwdriver and a hammer and hammer it into the "eyes", drain the water, then I put the drained coconut into a plastic grocery bag and take it outside, slam it into the concrete ground, and that easily splits it

Then I use a knife to separate the pulp from the shell

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hopefully by removing the pictures of colorful equines this post is rule 15 safe. This is one of my personal favorite instances of food gore.
The infamous Marejuice recipes from /mlp/

also heres a video of some insane horsefucker who made the lunar variant...

>>8421274
What the hell are those supposed to be?

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>>8421288
yorkshire puddings

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>>8421276

forgot the video content. provided recipe for reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ

>>8421289

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>>8421299

>>8413698
isn't this a non-newtonian substance?

>>8415475
There's already a wall in South Korea

>>8421151
I wrap aluminium foil around my regular hammer then just hit it with the coconut in a container that won't break.

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>>8417084
>Not wearing heatproof clothing in the kitchen
>Long hair not properly concealed in a net or ponytail
>Cooking atrocious appetizers

OUT OF THE BLOODY KITCHEN YOU WHORE!

>>8413386
>talks about obsession

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IRONY AT ITS FINEST

>>8419802
U mad shitskin?

>>8413726
This one always hurts my brain to watch. It's just so stupid.

Did we just go an entire thread without any Kay?

>>8421328
Having done a few similar experiments recently I can confirm.

>>8421294
it would have been gore if she put it on the seasoned fries

>>8415838
Not the same pink. This fuschia colour is obtained when beetroots are mixed with a white liquid such as cream or american mayo.

Either that or food colouring.

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>>8413443
>>8413854

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An acquaintance made "sushi".

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>>8421607
close up

>>8421475
now that I've seen this I am no longer afraid of dying

>>8412620

>not mentioning the 2 fingers

>>8420819

I can't explain WHY it's a thing, but the sign says simply HOT-DOG. Underneath it, unsurprisingly, explains that it is a pastry with fish.

>>8421607
shit man the first time I made sushi it wasn't that bad
is the acquaintance an amateur?

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>>8413477
Who has a Rational oven tray at home?

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>>8421416
it wouldn't be a gore thread without kay >>8413463

>>8419802
insecure about white people being smarter and cleverer than he is

>>8421651
no hes a professional

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>>8413394
anything anyone doesnt like at the time is an "american thing". /ck/ users are at least half euro/aussie shitposters that constantly obsess over America, so anytime they see something that triggers them through their dusty CRT monitors, they cant help but type "do amerilards really do this?"
I cant imagine going to an image board made by a certain country and constantly bitching about them. Why dont you people go pay your tele-tax or eat a munchie box or whatever the fuck. I actually have no idea because I dont care.

>>8413364
>propably cheap supermarket bavarian ham wrapped in ham ಠ_ಠ

>>8421980
Butthurt amerilard detected.

>>8422000
they obsess over other people, get invaded by muslims that rape their women, cant own guns, get mad about "american things", and all they can do is get on an ameri-ching chong image board and say "u mad". mad about what exactly? I feel sorry for you. you are the ultimate cuckolds.

can we, for once, not have a thread in which insecure midwesterners try to start arguments with evil foreigners? you'll find the same ignorant rednecks and intelligent city people in almost all countries, you've got more in common with an unemployed squatting antisemitic cigarette smoking east german than you do with a new yorker or londoner, so settle down and learn to get along with your equals.

>>8421328
>jacks non newtonian batter.webm

>>8420819
What is there to explain? You eat it

>>8420819
>being afraid to eat fish heads
wew Westys are such pussies

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>>8417428
Imagine what their kissing must look (and sound) like

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>>8421610
does look tasty though the shape's uneven

>>8422006
Why even pity us mate? We don't think of you ever. Maybe if you were relevant in some way shape or form we would have something to envy, but there literally isn't anything.

>>8421610
how did they fuck the rice up so so badly?

>>8421274
I never understood that whole cultural appropriation thing until I saw that video.

>>8422006
I know your healthcare system ranks 37th, so is that why your MD can't cure your severe butthurt?

>>8413386
It is much better for someone to lightly snack a wide variety of things throughout the day with maybe one medium sized meal, instead of having set meal times. Though must Americans just eat shit food so it normally doesn't really count. I currently work in the fine dining industry as a Chef Du Partie and get a vast majority of my food intake through all the tasting I have to do, plus staff meal.

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>>8421133

>>8422042
>>8422041
Hate all you want, but they probably have disgusting but mind blowing sex. Not that baby shit we see in porn, but the kind of shit that lasts hours in every room of the house that they incorporate their activities into. There isn't a single doubt in my mind they they don't both enjoy food play and aren't both absolute masters of oral sex. The type of shit that you will have to call in a team of professionals just to remove the stank from the house.

>>8422097
I doubt it. Jack is the master of lazy, he is very religious, plus he deals with high blood pressure so he can't really do anything physically strenuous.

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>>8421651
>>8422047
A food enthusiast, she has a whole blog for her culinary creations.
Here are some better ones.

"Cheese-mince meat-pasta casserole"

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>>8422145
A sensational "Chicken-onion-Dijon-risotto".

>>8422152
is that made in a "I can't believe it's not butter" dish? Does she eat out of that?

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>>8422152
More authentic Asian dishes, "Kotetsu's Special Fried Rice".
She will surely capture a man's heart with this one.

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>>8422159
Yes it is.
If you can't eat it all up in one go, no worries!
Just put the whole thing in a freezer and enjoy it another time!
Top house wife material!

>>8422165
Christ this rice looks even worse

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>>8422165

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>>8422165
>Kotetsu's Special Fried Rice
It looks like garbage is what it looks like.

>>8421958

banter

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>>8421610

>>8422145
link to blog pls

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>>8421607
>Scandinavians eating sushi

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Wait, do Americans really eat this trash?

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>>8422995