Is this a good substitute for soda?

>>8410064
water is a good substitute for soda

>>8410067
Plain water is boring.

>>8410064
Yes.
Much like how tofu is a perfect substitute for meat, especially if formed into the correct shape.

>>8410064
Yeah man, it's a perfect way to wean yourself off the carbonated jew. It'll take a bit to adjust to the taste of selzers, but it's good.

Also, drink tea.

>>8410068
>8410068
You're sustaining your exist anon. Not going to the circus.

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Is this a good substitute for soda?

>>8410064
No because it's fucking disgusting, regular water tastes 100x better.
>>8410111
Only if you manage to get a can from back when they had light stims in them. Really no point in buying them anymore unless you're a poor high school/college kid that can't stand the taste of actual malt liquor.