>your signature dish
>what does he say about it?
probably well executed but uncreative
>>8408803
>Carpaccio
>IT'S FUCKING RAW!
sonuvabitch calls me a donkey,
i just served him donkey wellington
A breaded con-dom
You're deluded, you're in denial!
>What's that, you call that a pancake? You didn't even put any turmeric or garlic in it!
Fuck off Ramsay.
>>8408803
>cumdog
>"IT'S FUCKING SOGGY"
>do you call yourself a chef? what kind of chef's signature dish is a shitty chilli?
>blackened fish
>"YOU FOOKIN DONKEY"
>>8408803
>tfw it's gordons own chicken piccata
he'll kill me to death
>>8408803
>funghi pappardelle
few second in
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>Chilli con carne con carne con carne
He'd probably rip me a new asshole the instant I start cutting the onions.
Which is fair because I am shit at cutting onions.
>>8408803
>creamy parmesan risotto
Where the fook are the dozens of spices you should add to every single meal?!
>>8409022
>getting mad at someone for improperly cutting onions
This guy is such an asshole. What's his problem? Surely he isn't like that in real life.
>>8409041
Nah, I'm sure he's probably pretty chill and just told by the producers to ham it up.
>>8409033
G-Ram doesn't use many spices though, he's a whiteboy
>>8408803
>A grilled fucking cheese?
>on processed white bread?
>with processed cheese?
>and you use margarine instead of butter?
>what is wrong with you?
I grew up middle class and white, I'm sorry, although I am using mayo now instead of margarine on the bread, gives it a zip
>chicken fried rice
>probably nothing because I'm not a chef nor do I claim to be a chef and I only cook for myself for my own enjoyment and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself
>>8409069
His youtube cooking videos are pretty relaxing
>>8408803
Who cares? He's a TV personality.
>>8409069
You think?
> go into a real kitchen
> scream insults at everybody
> get shanked by a pissed-off illegal alien at the prep station
It's television. It is not real.
>>8409597
kek
>>8408833
noice dubdubs
>>8409041
If a customer is paying 300 quid per head, the least you can do is chop a fucking onion correctly
a lunchables sandwich.
>>8408803
>this is greasy
>its dreadful
>too damn spicy
i make really good wings and a sauce with lots of honey in it. Everyone loves them and requests i cook them at every family or social thing, but im sure Gordon wouldnt like it because they are deep fried and very spicy.
>>8411683
>Brit
>not liking spicy food
I'm shocked
>>8408803
i think as long as i wouldnt charge someone for it, it is acceptable
>>8409509
>white bread
>middle class
You mean lower class
Spaghetti with whole hotdogs sticking out the top
>YOU CANT SERVE THAT, THE CUSTOMER WILL CATCH AUTISM!!
Nothing. My signature dish is three shots of cyanide to the throat, ZANG take that RAMSHIT
>>8408803
Well done anon. I'm so proud of you.
>>8408803
>SO-CALLED AWARD WINNING SAUCE?
>THESE SPICES ARE FUCKING STALE!
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. PRISON INMATES HAVE FRESHER SPICES THAN THIS!
>>8408803
he'd say im a retard for slightly overcooking
>>8409525
> and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself
Now listen here you fucking bellend. The rice is soggy, like a fucking dog's nose. You expect to feed this to yourself? Are you a bleeding masochist, are you, you fucking bellend?
And the chicken... maybe where you grew up you had to eat trash to survive, but you're a fucking adult now, and you won't be alive much longer if you keep scarfing this garbage.
It's fucking rubber, you fuckwit.
I wouldn't serve this to my dog, so why the fuck do you think it's alright to stick it in your fucking gullet? This is some rockbottom shit.
>>8408803
Corn flakes and ketchup sauce
> Fucking delicious you genius fuckin donkey
>>8408803
Macaroni Cheese
That im boring, uninspired and fat
>>8411550
This. He never gets overly angry or calls anyone a daft cow in the shows he does with kids.
>>8412642
Probably better than DrPhil or whoever hosts those shitty interventionist shows now to deter a trash eater.
>>8408803
Schnitzel
>LOCAL
>RUSTIC
>CONTEMPORARY
Thanks Chef.
>>8408803
Good simple food for someone without any training
Fun fact I had the same meal in restaurants that make it worse than me
>>8408803
Gammon, egg and chips.
>>8408803
Seeing that he'd be a guest in my home and he doesn't want me to grab a rocket-hot No. 10 cast iron skillet and give him a Georgia Pancake, not fucking much.
>>8408803
>mcchicken
>FOR ME IT'S THE BEST FAST FOOD SANDWICH
>>8412145
>Well done anon.
I prefer to cook my anons at medium rare, well done anons just lose all their flavour.
>>8414430
>at
*to
>>8408803
>why are you serving this perfectly cooked steak completely by itself on a paper plate
>>8408916
underrated post
>>8414515
> because I'm a MAN, Gordon