So I got a peacock what do how do I cook it

What state is it in? Unplucked? Frozen?
I feel like it would be like cooking a turkey, but maybe longer and at a lower temp

>>8408727
It's alive atm

I'm thinking just treating it like a turkey but I don't want to waste it I want to know how it should be flavored and how it is traditionally cooked

>>8408742
You should pester it.

>>8408753
Pester it?

>>8408742
Feed it walnuts and cranberries and wine and shit like that until it's a plump and happy lil bird
Then slit its throat I guess

>>8408763
IV been feeding corn since I got it 3.days ago but that sounds slot better then corn

>>8408763
Fuck that, hold it's head under water like you're a proper naughty East end cockney gangster. Occasionally lift it out for a moment and demand "where's my fackin' money you cant" for full effect

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>>8408742
Make sure to leave it in the bath tub for a few days to filter all the toxins out of its system.

>>8408772
>>8408798
I do not get these references does anyone know this forum even cook

>>8408758
Yeah, poke it with a stick and really piss it off.

>>8408967
Yeah, you call them on the phone and get your food.