Christmas Stories Thread

I just want some vegetables that aren't covered in cheese or mushroom soup. Is that too much to ask?

>>8405556
Will you settle for said vegetables being cooked in butter and flour?

>>8405556
stop complaining and eat the corn

>>8405562
I think I would have to settle for boiled with ham.

>>8405565
Alright, but you're really missing out on the obviously microwaved can of mixed vegetables and table salt.

my momma bought these really expensive, aged steaks to make individual beef wellingtons, but they were overdone and chewy. such a shame cause she tried really hard!

>>8405634

>>overdone and chewy

Not surprising given that she tried to make "individual" ones. They're guaranteed to overcook by the time the pastry is done.

>>8405604
Let me have some iceberg lettuce overly dressed in ranch first.

>>8405556
>went to relatives house
>no one made vegetables except for a tiny bowl of broccoli
>i was the only one that ate any of it


fucking philistines

>sister put ranch on her fries
ruined my fucking christmas tbqh

Op this is your grandma here where is my pecan pie

I actually don't have any cringe stories this year, probably because I didn't see any extended family at all.
>Go to BFFs annual Christmas Breakfast.
>kids play, delicious breakfast, guys start a fire in the fire pit in the back yard
>exchange a few gifts, everyone gets good stuff.
>Eventually all 4 kids start crying and losing their shit.
That's when it's time to go.

>>8405541
Pretty much the same last year but replace grandmother with autistic uncle and 15 year old cousin with 32 year old drunk brother

I dont get why so many people are asking for low calorie vegetable dishes to be present.
Traditional Christmas dishes are meaty, starchy, fatty, and sweet. There's nothing healthy about it, and YES the healthy dishes will sit there are go to waste because that's not what its about. Everyone fattens the fuck up and then has New Years regret, goes to buy a gym membership they use twice before quitting.
Its the cycle of life, and its that time again.

>>8405541
>>I jump in and stop him when starts calling them niggers and faggots

>being this much of a faggot

i couldnt drink hard liquor last night, who would host christmas dinner in a dry county and only have beer, i made it through though.

Ate a 2 pound burger and fries amd got a T shirt and picture on the wall of the cafe.

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>>8406102
>he brings 4chan behavior into his every day life
You must be quite the meme lord, friend.