My online shop came (I'm a wise hermit) and they fucked up my order.
Instead of silverbeet, they gave me a large beetroot.
What's something interesting I can cook this ugly motherfucker in?
>>8401585
>wise hermit
>paying a 10-20% markup when you could just use the self check out for free
Very wise.
>>8401585
Coat with olive oil wrap in tinfoil with a few sprigs of rosemary and roast at 400F for 1 hour. Cool and scrape off outer skin. Cut into chunks of pure flavor. Serve with soft goat cheese sprinkled with balsamic vinegar.
Grate raw with apples, add walnuts, salt n pepper and some oil.
>>8401623
Sounds good but I can't get goat's cheese here. What could I substitute?
>>8401633
Any strongly flavored soft cheese. Maybe brie? You could even use mozarella for a milder flavor.
>>8401585
MOMMY
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why is nigella so fucking hot
>>8401705
Classic body shape. She'd also look great as a 50's housewife.
>>8401742
I want her to lock me in chastity and then tease me by wearing the key on a chain around her neck, with it safely snuggled between her breasts.
>>8401585
Great.
time to look at nude edits of her while listening to those dirty talk YTPs on youtube again
what a way to spend christmas