Why aren't you eating spam and eggs for breakfast?

Because it's nighttime and I just finished dindin.

what the fuck happened to your eggs m8

Because I ate too much turkey chili and I've got the toots.

>>8396987
Im vegan

>>8397012
>How do you recognize a vegan?
>They will tell you

Every fucking time. You didn't even say another word.

>>8396987
>best comfort meal
you're a good person, OP

Because shoyu rice and portagee sausage is ono kine grinds.

I'm not a farmer.

>>8396987
I'm trying to become /fit/.

>>8397312
Only valid if going from fat to fit

T.skelly

>>8396987
>imlim
^meant for modern aglorithms

Good shit OP.

>>8397301
Shoots!

>>8396987
I do like comfy meals like that.

>>8396987
I DON'T LIKE SPAM

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>>8396987
My great uncle got poisoned from it and can't walk or do anything himself. Also, the idea of spam doesn't really appeal to me.

>>8396987

Because spam is fucking expensive around here. If I could get that shit cheap I'd eat fried spam and scrambled eggs with toast for breakfast every fucking morning.

And then I'd die from a massive heart attack because that shit is unhealthy as fuck.

>>8397023
He answered op's question, you retard.

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>>8396987

I tried Spam on a whim recently, for the first time since I was a kid.

More than anything else, it was SALTY. I didn't mind the flavor, but the salt was just overwhelming. I forced myself to eat perhaps half the can, just so I hadn't quite wasted all my money, and pitched the rest.

Would eat in post-apocalyptic survival conditions, but otherwise, fuck that stuff.

Spam is a bit too salty for my taste. I mean that shit tastes even saltier than ordinary bacon, and that shit is like pure salt.

>>8400924
That doesn't excuse his retardation.

>>8400936
Get the low sodium one, it's obviously a relatively low sodium, but isn't as overpowering.

>>8396987
because boudin and eggs is better.

>>8400961
i'm pretty smart and i concur.

I'm a fan of taylor ham (pork roll) egg & cheese. Haven't had it since I left NJ, though.

It's basically thin-sliced crispy Spam.

>>8396987
way the fuck too salty
how do you do it?

>>8397003
i put them in a glass dish
took a fork
and whirled it around real fast

>>8398539
hey loudposter
how's things?

>>8400078
it's as much or more than regular ham here
fucking supply and demand

>>8400078
This. Spam cost me $4 for a 12 ounce can.
I just bought a real ham for 59 cents a pound. It was just over $4 for an 8 pound ham, so unless you dont have a fridge I prefer the real stuff.
But I still love spam, its about the easiest convenience meat. Boneless, pre-cooked and has that weird jelly. The shank portion ham I bought is kind of a pain in the ass to deal with, bones, fat chunks, gristle, skin, and not homogeneous.

>>8401247
that was the most uncomfortable, grossest thing i've ever read.

>>8401262
Does the jelly FREAK you the FUCK out?

>>8401247
Nts: don't ever buy a ham shank or spam.

>>8401284
The "butt" cost more than the shank. Why? Is it better, does it taste better?
The bone is not all bad to me, since I use it for split pea soup.

>>8401239
>Being on the internet and not getting Monty Python references.

>>8401262
Is this your first day on the internet?

>>8398539
i love spam im having spam spam spam spam baked beans and spam

>>8396987
Because I don't live in a third world country

>>8397023
Q: Why aren't you eating spam and eggs?
A: I'm vegan

That response was warranted.
Kill yourself you fucking retard.

Because it needs spam, with a little side of spam and sausage, bacon, and spam.