Terrible Christmas Desserts.

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>>8393916
Christmas Candy Corn

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>>8393916
Fudge is amazing you chromosomally excessive tastebudlet shut your stupid mouth hole

>>8393916
Umm. Candy canes??

since when does fudge suck lol?

if u suck at making it

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>>8393940
>>8393947
It's overly sweet sugary shit. If you like it your a literal Manchild
>>8393933
That's cheating anon, everyone knows Candy Corn is a Halloween Candy
>>8393944
Candy canes are objectively the best candy for the holidays. you can fucking shank people for crissakes

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god tier: maple, orange cream

mediocre tier: all chocolates and specialty flavors

shit tier: caramel, vanilla

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>>8393968
>he's never had a vanilla shake with Red Bull and caramel in it

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>>8393980
>redbull

>>8393916
Ribbon candy.

Sure it's aesthetic, but it's nasty to the lips.

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>>8393986

>>8393989
>>8393986
Yeah ribbon candy is pretty low tier.

>>8393916
My mother makes chocolate ginger fudge for Christmas sometimes. It's delicious, like most fudge.

You sound like a massive faggot. Your anus is probably the circumference of a basketball.

>>8393965
>He doesn't understand portion sizes
>Candy canes are objectively the best candy for the holidays

No anon, YOU ARE THE MANCHILD

>hates fudge
>why live

>>8393965
>fudge is shit
>i like candycanes cos you can stab people

Holy shit get a load of this guy.

>>8393916
>>8393965
you need some fudge that isnt bad my man.

>>8393916
Looks like someone made toffee by accident.

>>8393965

>Hating on based fudge because he's sick of packing it for all these years

Holy shit!

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>>8393989

Ribbon candy and its babies, pic related

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My mom always puts one of these candy glass things in my stocking because they are cute. They are pretty neat but taste like crap.

>>8393985
Plus one

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This abomination

>>8394788
I've never seen someone actually eat one of these.

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>>8394788
>>8394822

>>8394788
i fucking love fruit cake

it's dense, moist, rich.. it's like a better version of carrot cake or loaf of banana bread? very spice filled. i eat it with hot buttered rums or hottie totties. mmm

>>8393916
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8394822
>>8394833
My mom used to make like 20 of those every year and give some to everyone. The fruitcake meme was real at our house, no one liked them except for my dad. Then he died

>>8394788
i don't get the hate for these. it's just sweet bread with fruit in it... sure if you wait a month to eat it it's going to be shitty.

>>8394837
OK old guy

>>8394869
Old fag detected

>>8394833
based pee-wee

>>8393965
>edgy and a manchild

Shouldn't you get upstairs out of the basement and help your mom.

>>8394869
yeah, but they're still pretty shittier. only allright the first day out of the over, total garbage from day three onward.

>>8393968
vanilla is pretty allright if you don't over do on it throughout the year. its only boring if you have ot every day, otherwise it can be quite a strong flavour

what's your stance on marzipan, guys?

Ha! You gringos will never know the glory of Mantecol.

>>8394857
Underrated

>>8393916
Dates.

Fudge is a gay, shit version of tablet.

Although it's still pretty great.

>>8395278
Then that fruit cake hasn't been made right. Here in the UK we make them months in advance. A lot of people mess them up, but when they're made right top 10 GOAT dessert (I say this as someone who never used to like them until I started making them myself).

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>>8395410
then I just confused it with picrelated, which is a slav thing for easter, also often comes with a shitton of those candied fruits

is it like a stollen then? (stollen: oblong German Christmas fruitcake) if it is, I too don't get the hate, cause theres a metric fuckton of butter in it and its all soft and tasty.

Is it true that fudge flavoured with chocolate is the default understanding of 'fudge' in America?

That's a shame if so, because chocolate fudge is awful compared to normal fudge.

>>8395431
That is untrue.

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The Dutch need to be gassed for their crimes

>>8395482
salmiakki isnt just a christmas thing. it's shit all year round

>>8395482
the Dutch have a terrifying combination of the best and the worst candy, it's like navigating a beautiful beach full of mines

Would feed to dog desu.

>>8393965
Wow, kill yourself

>>8395410
Trust me, you are the only person that likes your homemade fruitcake. People are just being nice. They hate that shit

>>8393916
Fudge isn't that bad. I mean it's still pretty awful but not that bad

>>8394788
My grandma made the best fruitcakes, but they didn't look like that. I don't know what that is. Probably something fed to kids by parents who don't love them

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>>8393916
>Fudge is a trash

Remove yourself.

>>8395955

It's so ridiculous that people take fudge so seriously and pretend it's something special or artisinal.

>>8395967
>fudge, artisinal

Fudge yourself.