wagyu beef

Toaster oven, ketchup and salt

In a lukewarm pan, coated with a mixture of water, oil, salt, pepper, and garnished with a buttfoar.

Bring a pot of milk up to boil and gentally place the steak therein

Meanwhile prepare some jellybeans by removing the protective plastic package

Once steak has boild in milk for about 6 minutes remove and place onto plate

IMPORTANT: let the steak rest for a couple minutes

Now top with jellybeans and a sauce made from the leftover milk and enjoy.

In all seriousness let it get to room temp and pat it with a paper towel so it's dry its dry. Hit the top with course salt and black pepper.

Add a little butter to a hot pan and drop it in there salt and pepper side down. Add s&p to the other side and just look at it for 5 minutes, then flip, then another 5 minutes. While it's resting on the cutting board for a few minutes microwave a bag of broccoli or something.

>>8390896
whats a buttfoar

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>>8390987

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>>8390987

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>>8390987

wow

just wow

turn it into cheesesteaks. slice it thin, saute it in a pan with some onions and peppers. melt some cheese on top and serve it in a bun.

>>8390987

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>>8390987

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>>8390987
fuck

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>>8390987
macguffin

>>8390987
For pooping silly.

>>8390987
Nice

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>>8390987

cook it over hot coals or throw it away

>>8390960
>paper towel
Use a proper one cause if you use a thin one your steak will be full of paper pieces. I wouldnt know cause I wouldnt ever do that. I dont want to talk about it.

>Add s&p to the other side and just look at it for 5 minutes, then flip, then another 5 minutes.
Depending on the heat 5 minutes on each side is not well (pun intended) for the steak.

Blue rare.

include me in screecap

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>>8390987

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>>8390987

>>8391506
Screencap for what?

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>>8390987
It depends on who you ask

>>8391794
>hurr randomly zooming in on the punchline makes it funnier durr

kill yourself

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>>8390987

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>>8391866
fuck you retarded newfag

>>8391983
Go back to r/4chan, cunt.

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>>8390987

>>8390987
It's related to a dikfoar

>>8392349
what's a dikfoar?

>>8391898
>be on 4chan so long that you want it to stop being 4chan

YOU're the problem, buddy. start boozin to drown out that cynicism, or leave.

>>8391794
Fuck yeah, my sporadic shitposting finally made it into a screenshot.

>>8392817
>tfw was first reply and now I'm in a memeshot
F A M O U S

>>8390884
hopefully you have a cast iron.
oil, salt and peppa.
heat the oven to 500f with the cast iron in it.
let it sit for 5 minutes.
throw that bitch in it
2.5 mins.
flip.
2.5 mins.
rest 3-5 mins.
medium rare.