is beans on toast good? non brtiish here, interested in trying

canned 'Heinz' baked beans. I'd suggest buying online

>>8386242
Dipping bread in a bowl of beans in better. Toast becomes too soggy to eat unless you want to use a knife and fork. Don't get me wrong, bread + beans is a great combo...it's just not a sandwich.

>>8386273
That's why you toast the bread you mongoloid

>>8386263
thanks. I just ordered some on amazon.

>>8386287
Where you from and how much were they out of interest?

>>8386301
usa and 26 dollars for 12 cans

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before you order check your local supermarket. Mine has them in the international aisle.

Beans on toast is fucking GOAT. Top with grated cheese and black pepper.

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>>8386303
That's a lot of cans, but it means you can try the other GOAT baked-bean food: baked potato with cheese (shredded cheddar) and beans.

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>>8386263

I had to use branston beans once, disgusting

Heinz or nothing

>>8386242
grate some extra mature cheddar on top

top uni meal, lad

>beans on toast is a meal
good one guys

>>8386242
boston baked beans on ciabatta is divine.

>>8386349
It's mid-way between a snack and a meal; no different to a grilled cheese sandwich.

>>8386357
Grilled cheese sandwiches are for children.
You know what you have to do.

make some beans in a pressure cooker
simmer in water and tomato paste
there you go. beans.

>>8386364
>Grilled cheese sandwiches are for children.

I won't argue with you there, but we're talking about baked beans on toast m8.

wtf is spirit vinegar?

>>8386375
If only there was a global repository of information, complete with an easy way to search it for keywords or phrases which would provide relevant information on a subject?

>>8386369
Don't get lippy with me, mate.

>>8386375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinegar#Spirit

>>8386381
That sounds terrible.

>>8386381
wtf is spirit vinegar?

>>8386284
Are you implying toasted bread doesn't absorb liquid? Are you fucking retarded?

>What is stuffing.

Please do us all a favor and take a nap on some train tracks.

>>8386388
>no citations
>scare quotes

I don't fucking trust it.

>>8386364
Why, because mommy still makes them for you at 13 and you want something to latch onto to act mature over?

>>8386425
Oh did I hurt your feelings?
I'll bet you're eating a grilled cheese right now aren't you baby?

>>8386242
Buy any cheap tinned baked beans but heinz are the best. Also you MUST grate cheddar cheese over it, maybe a sprinkle of black pepper.

>>8386479
>MUST grate cheddar cheese over it,
there you go again ruining a perfectly healthy meal with artery clogging cheese.

>>8386541
Oh for shame, his junkfood is slightly more junky, how awful!

>>8386393
No you cock mongrel. I'm inplying that toasted bread is a lot more durable than non toasted bread. So crawl back inside your mothers hairy arsehole before I cut off your head quicker than ISIS you no foreskin having Jew cunt

>>8386541
Well faggotmericans are lidrallt retaryrd so yah

Yjeu provany as 8000 cakerus od buttwe too it agyer

>>8386584
I was gonna make an OBSESSED post, but I think you're having a stroke, so jokes on you.

>>8386555
Toast is actually less durable and more absorbent when applied to liquids. You know jack shit...you don't even know how toasted bread works.

Please take a long walk off a short pier.

>>8386242
non-britbong here.
i enjoy the combination of fried eggs,bakes beans in tomato sauce,toast and bacon. sometimes i have some fried sausage and/or potatoes as well.
>>8386263
also partly this, heinz baked beans are good, the 2 other brands i have tried were shit tier and threw them on the floor.
don't see a point in buying them online though

>>8386624
>put beans on toast
>pick toast up with hand
>eat toast with beans on
or
>put beans on bread
>try and pick bread up but it collapses, spilling beans everywhere

>>8386680
>also partly this, heinz baked beans are good, the 2 other brands i have tried were shit tier and threw them on the floor.
don't see a point in buying them online though
I assumed they wouldn't be available in the US

>>8386711
>put beans on toast
>pick toast up with hand

...wait. You think you're supposed to eat beans on toast by hand? You fool.

Seeing as though you've gone and ordered a dozen tins you should make it worthwhile and get some Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce as well.
Go for the full English breakfast at some point too. Sausages, bacon, eggs (fried if you're hungover), beans, black pudding, toast, and tomatoes. Mushrooms, hash browns, and fried toast are good additions although optional.

So what do the British beans taste like compared to American beans? I usually do Busch's bakes beans, which are a BBQ sauce base.

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>>8386805
this; just flick out the pork.

>>8386824
Good to know, thanks.
I will get it a go!

>>8386716
i have no clue but they are available in finland so i'd guess they are available in the US as well

>>8386339

Brantson beans are superior in every way you disgusting nigger

>>8386242
Baked beans but they're different than Americuck baked beans, they're haricot beans, as far as I know, drenched in a sugary "tomato" meme syrup (i.e. pig disgusting)

>>8386711
>what is a knife and fork?

>>8387190
they're pretty much the same

>>8387195
Extra dishes.

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>>8387190

They are firmer and that means the skin comes off easier and that the texture is absolutely vile you inbred cretin

>>8387191
The standard baked beans you can get here in the states is pretty sugary and tomato-y, I can't imagine the difference is that significant.

>>8386242
It's hearty but doesn't taste very good.

It's more of a poverty food that you would eat if you desperately needed the calories.

>>8387227
Actually it's quite a bit more sugary. Depending on your "standard" obviously. But if you look at a popular one, Bush's, per 100g, there is 9.2g of sugar, compared to Heinz in the UK which is 4.7g.

>>8386287
If you're from the USA, go to Kroger and hit the "British food" section. The irony is that "Heinz baked beans" was originally an American product that we now export to the UK.

>>8386242
It doesn't work with American baked beans - they're different and too sweet.

Beans on toast won't take you to Flavortown™ but it is homely and stodgy - like a hug on a cold day and you may even like it. I add butter, white pepper and a sprinkle of chives to mine.

>>8387256
interesting, why white pepper?

>>8387259
I ran out of black pepper once, tried it with white and liked it that way since

>>8386284
What do you think toast means, you mongoloid?

>>8387212

Bollocks. You're probably one of those fags that overcook beans

>>8387264

White pepper is hotter than black pepper

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They make a good burrito too. Reduce most of the liquid on the stove, add some rice and cheese to a tortilla, top with beans, roll and grill.

>>8387658
Couldn't you just add more black pepper instead of buying another kind of pepper? Is it a different heat?

>>8386724
No... After I butter the toast, I cut it with kitchen scissors into small squares, arrange on plate, then top with beans.

>>8387658
Racist.

>>8387246
The U.S. stuff also usually uses a different kind of bean and the sauce is thicker. It's a very different flavor.

>>8386349
>A packet of instant noodles is a meal

Two can play this game, yank.

>>8386805
American beans are made with a sugar sauce.

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Now I know what I'm having for Christmas breakfast

>>8386242

They're only Haricot beans with tomato sauce.

And no you can't just buy Haricot beans and cook them in tomato sauce, its not the same, Buy Heinz Backed Beans or not at all.

Pro tip: toast some wholemeal bread, butter, then a little marmite on.
Cook beans in saucepan for 10 min or so. Until they're kinda squishey but still have a little bit of firm about them.
Put on toast
Grate strong cheddar, Parmesan or gruyere cheese on top
Put under grill for cheese to melt

Orgasm...works with over stewed tea, milk and 2 sugars

>>8386242
Do Americans really eat beans on bready stacks?

>>8386325
100% this. Buttered toast, steaming hot baked beans, grated cheese, salt and pepper to taste.

>>8386541
m8 beans on toast is fucking carb city, youd get fat eating it all the time. Sprinkling cheese on it isn't going to make it much worse but it's going to make it taste twice as good.

Who the fuck eats beans on toast without grating cheese on top if they have actual cheese in their house? wtf lmao

Does anyone have a recipe for a homemade version of Heinz beans?

>>8389350
Impossible, Heinz is a brand so it would be like trying to match a McDonalds burger perfectly.

Forget the toast, beans with hash browns is the best

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>>8387191
>>8389158
there's nothing special about haricot beans. In the US we call them white pea beans and are in our pork and beans.

>>8386273
>Toast becomes too soggy to eat unless you want to use a knife and fork
You're supposed to.

>it's just not a sandwich.
Did you seriously put baked beans between two pieces of toast and try and pick it up?

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OUT OF MY WAY POORFAG FUCKING SHITS

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>heinz beans on toast topped with cheese

muh DICK

>>8386541
>being this much of a cuck

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>>8389636

HI THERE

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>>8386242
>is beans on toast good?

It's OK but nothing special.

It is the British equivalent of Beans and Rice, both bread and baked beans are sold as loss leaders in British Supermarket so it is probably the cheapest meal you can make in the UK. It is also quick to make because most people make it using a toaster and microwave.

The entire meal costs 25p to make (31 American cents) and takes 3 minutes to cook.

People eat it because they are poor, lazy or nostalgic. I eat it myself occasionally but I wouldn't cook it for someone else.

just put van camp's chili on cheese toast

my dad always made that when he was stoned

>>8392690
when it say kidney do it mean kidney beans or offal

>>8392706
>Cooking beans in the microwave

You managed to fuck up beans on fucking toast, only a shart can be that retarded

>>8392717

Kidney as in the organ

>>8392717
The organ

>>8392706
>both bread and baked beans are sold as loss leaders in British Supermarket

...that was true for about a week in about 1996

http://mentalfloss.com/uk/weird/31164/the-great-baked-bean-war-of-the-1990s

>>8392756
>>8392758
>falling for bait
really?

>>8389350
The tinning process adds a lot of flavour, I an't imagine that could be reasonably replicated at home

>>8392690
WTF? Why have I not seen this for sale in Portsmouth?

>>8392900
Probably because they haven't made it for over a decade.

>>8392911
A decade ago was when I became a Submariner, I missed so much.

>>8386364
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>>8386381
Sounds like it's full of fags

>>8392914

How life UNDA DA SEA?

>>8392941
Well the food is crap, curried lasagna was a shit idea.

>>8386364

literally nothing is for anyone

>>8389169
Yes, and i like marmite.

>>8392945

Why would do bunk up in a fucking metal tube for months on end?

>>8392967
For the money and training, an Able Rate Submariner earns the same as a skimmer Petty Officer.

>>8392980

Where do you fap?

>>8393070
It's the Navy. They blow each other.

Burgerland here. I tried it after hearing about it from a brit friend and it's pretty good. I eat it for breakfast more often than most other things.

>>8386384
Don't take that tone with me boy or I'll gi ya a clip roun't lug hole.

>>8392760

I'm pretty sure it is still true.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37511580

Either way they can't be making a profit on them. Asda own brand beans are 23p a can and a loaf of bead is 45p.

Excluding meme foods like the 'toast sandwich'. I think beans on toast is probably the cheapest meal in the UK right now.

>>8386242
>mfw the brits are as white trash as the american south
Literally dustbowl tier poor people food.

>>8389636
I wouldn't feed that to my dog. Those sausages are mouldy as fuck

>>8393481
Obsessed.

>>8392760
There's no way in hell that Morrisons can sell a tin of beans for 27p and still make a profit.

>>8386284
>what is reading comprehension

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>>8393070
We have toilet cubicles but it is really tough to rub one out with people banging on the door telling you to hurry, most people just get blue balls until they get back to shore.

>>8397230
...but Morrisons do only barely turn a profit? Maybe that's it; if they raise the price of a tin of beans by 2p they'll become bigger than Tesco.

Bean paste on toast is good

I like to add bacon, mature cheddar and chives

>>8392749
>cooking beans
you managed to fuck it up. you reheat canned beans. inb4 muh home made beans on toast. we're talking about the british way here, which means you take it out of a can.

>>8397705
It's better in a pot on the hob though. You can cook them slow and even, reduce the sauce a bit and give the beans a semi-mashed texture. I also add Worcestershire sauce.

>>8386345
The trick is to put the grated cheddar on the toast before the beans. The cheese then melts. And the layer of cheese over the toast removes the need for butter.

Trust me, lads. It's the only way.

>>8387190
My nigger.

Also, Branston ketchup > Heinz. More tomatoey and superior texture.

https://youtu.be/fcWwy-tQ1ow
I had no baked beans, so I had to make my own.

>>8399712

>Some one actually made this

I really hope this isn't you