What's the best way to eat chili?

Usually with your mouth

straw

Punch it.

Chips

with a shovel

>>8384557
have you tried the other way?

>>8384555
I usually blend it and turn it into ice cubes that I can add to my Mountain Dew.

With a spoonful of sour cream and either crackers or corn chips.

without beans

no self-respecting cook dirties up a bowl of chili with some damn beans

>>8384633
>>>/texas/

>>8384633
chili without beans is literally just hot dog topping.

remove the peppers, not because of the taste, but because of the consistency.

>>8384647
This isn't even a Texas thing. I'm born and raised in Texas, go to chilli cook offs every year. Most of our chilli has beans.

The whole "no beans" shit is just posturing and dick waving.

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Presidential style: over rice, with shredded cheddar, diced raw white onions, and fresh cilantro/green onions. And of course with beans.

with chopsticks

>>8384661
I tried their Korean Fried Chicken today for the first time. The first few bites were amazing, but it was too salty. I'm going to try their chili next time I go though

>>8384555
Does anyone here eat a cinnamon roll with their chili? Never heard of that until I moved to Nebraska.

>>8384555
What kind of Dumbass question is that OP. Use a spoon or a fork. And then eat it with your Mouth baka

>>8384658
>shilling for your shitty state this hard

>>8384658
>is just posturing and dick waving.
Or maybe some of us don't want beans?

>>8384555
Hungover at like 6 AM, spicy as fuck, then drink more and pass out again. Awaken at noon to take volcanic shit.

>>8384764

a good chili all starts with beans, tomato and corn

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this is the only real answer

>>8384661
Like this. I like some sour cream with mine though.

>>8384555
i eat chilli with potatoes

>>8384555
With fritos and some grated cheddar

Without all that greasy ground beef. Seriously, who puts ground beef in their chili?

No self-respecting cook dirties up a bowl of chili with some greasy beef.

>>8386537
Do you think you're funny?

>>8384658
>The whole "no beans" shit is just posturing and dick waving.

Chili con carne is made without beans, by definition.

When chili started to become popularized in the states, eateries would add beans as a cost-cutting measure. "Chili with beans" caught on in most places, and it became the bog standard.

>>8384555
a spoon

>>8386557
Do you?

How is posting "without the beans" any different than "without the beef"? Chili is chili because of the spices/peppers, not the fucking protein.

>>8386572
You realise the beans are protein yeh?

>>8384658
I've won chili cook offs in Texas where beans are strictly prohibited. As in if there is one bean in that pot you are disqualified.

>>8386590
No shit, I don't see how anything I posted would suggest otherwise. The chili should have a protein, but the protein doesn't make the chili.

>>8386593
Sounds like a greasy chili, no thanks.

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>>8384555
before or after visiting Wendy's?

>>8386593
So they built a wall around the contest?

>>8385559
This.

'Nati Style chili is the fucking tits.

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>>8384557
>>8384558
>>8384562
>>8384571
>>8384578

>>8384555
over rice

>>8385559
As a Cincinnati native, I can confidently say skyline chili is shit-tier.

>>8384571
This guy knows what's up

With beans, so that pretend cowboys who don't realize that cowboys were literally gayer than liberace while cry about it.

>>8384555

-Tostito Nacho Chips
-Caramelized Onions
-Small diced green peppers or jalapenos
-Nacho cheese (homemade, preferably) or a mixture of grated cheeses
-Chili on top
-Thick sour cream
-Salsa if the chili isn't enough for you

What's the best chili recipe?

>>8387125
tomato meat

>>8384633
Then what the fuck am I supposed to put on my chili con carne?

>>8386880
enjoy your Goldstar faggot
shit's literally owned by cockroaches

I'm Australian so don't have to abide by tradition but I'll eat that shit any way I can.

On tortillas, with couscous if I'm lazy, baked potatoes or with rice (brown).

Butt chugging it.

>>8387748
Interesting. I'm Australian too. Love me a bowl of chili. What base ingredients do you use? Where I am involves a 40 minute drive just to get anchos

>>8384555
Fistful of onion & cheese flavored pringles, or just any kind of nachos, crush them and mix it in.
Then add some grated cheese.

Oh yeah, and some diced avocado, I like how it plays off the spiciness.

>>8384633
The beans are like the entire point you fucking manchild!

>>8386566
Chili is better with both meat and beans than with only one of either, this is a fact, we have reached this conclusion as a society.

>>8387748
I've always wanted to fill a wrapped tortilla with chili.

why would you not put beans in chili? extra nutrition

>>8388520

It's Bongs and Australians who've never seen chili in their lives who are just memeing when you see posts criticizing beans in chili.